Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Sayonara]

This is merely a cash grab and a publicity stunt. If Hello Neighbor is any indication, they'll keep releasing beta after beta (charging people for each one, of course) to YS's slavish fanbase while relying on the usual suspects of Youtube to generate hype.

Ah, I see what you mean. I guess they're not overly concerned with Alex's worth ethics then.

At first, I expected an Indie Game Development company to be worried about how they come across and who they associate with. But you made an excellent point with Hello Neighbor. They don't care about anything aside from those $$. Grab 'em while they can, before the fan-base dwindles and the hype dies down.

 

[LucasSomething]

Thank god Alex was homeschooled and never left his house or else he would've already start a school shooting while shouting "This is karma for what you've done to me! You're the real evildoer here!"

Serious question:

Does TinyBuild follow the train-wreck that is Alex's social media/fan-base managing? Are they aware of the way he presents himself to his audience, of his constant self-victimization and the way he increasingly refers to this project as a burden?

If so, WHY are they willing to associate with him?

They don't like him, they like Yansim, which despite all it's flaws still manages to be a popular meme game, and Tinybuild apparently popular meme games.

 

[Keystone]

Thank god Alex was homeschooled and never left his house or else he would've already start a school stabbing while shouting "This is karma for what you've done to me! You're the real evildoer here!"

Fixed to accurately reflect his weeb tendencies.

 

[SwattedKat]

This thread has taught me much about anime and Yandere.

But Alex is not conventionally attractive and I would not play his game.

 

[A Sign]

Can you imagine what would have happened if some girl rejected him as a prom date?

Though I guess since he's only obsessed with animu style high school he would not know what a prom was anyway.

 

[SwattedKat]

Can you imagine what would have happened if some girl rejected him as a prom date?

Though I guess since he's only obsessed with animu style high school he would not know what a prom was anyway.

Also he was homeschooled. Unless they did a cringey "at home" prom he probably missed out on that particular moment.

 

[princess13456789]

Can you imagine what would have happened if some girl rejected him as a prom date?

Though I guess since he's only obsessed with animu style high school he would not know what a prom was anyway.

Nobody wants Alex now he's a mess.

 

[Black N' Mild]

This thread has taught me much about anime and Yandere.

But Alex is not conventionally attractive and I would not play his game.

Some would say that's he's got a face only a mother could love, but the way he's degenerated over the past few years, even that's being too kind. The edgy teens that say they would bone him (if any) probably just went through puberty and would fuck anything with a pulse.
(first post, my apologies if I fucked something up

 

[A lot of birds]

Has Yandev ever apologized for anything besides being late on new builds and videos?
Edit: Nevermind, that's a stupid question. I just started thinking about it all of a sudden.

 

[SwattedKat]

Some would say that's he's got a face only a mother could love, but the way he's degenerated over the past few years, even that's being too kind. The edgy teens that say they would bone him (if any) probably just went through puberty and would fuck anything with a pulse.
(first post, my apologies if I fucked something up

Welcome! We don't bite. well @Dynastia might dox your cat but otherwise have fun.

 

[tortoiseshell]

Sort of a shame something as cool as that was inspired by this garbage excuse of a 'game'. Being inspired to make art is a great thing, it's just that anything Alex has created isn't good enough to deserve someone's hard work being based off it imo

 

[averagejane]

I don't know why alex wants the game to be taken seriously. i honestly thought it was anime satire when i first saw it.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

I love how he bitches and moans about how no girl is ever interested in him and he doesn't know why.

Uh, how about you're almost 30, live with your parents (and never tried to move out once to my knowledge), don't have any practical college education, never held a real job... kind of big turn offs for any self-respecting woman!

And he needs to stop blaming his looks or whatever. If by chance he did find a girl willing to look past all of that, then his shit personality would be the biggest deal breaker. Also, women don't like men who bitch and moan about everything.

I have a feeling that if he does manage to get a girlfriend, then she would just be using him to get to that YanSim $$$

 

[MagneticTowels]

I don't know why alex wants the game to be taken seriously. i honestly thought it was anime satire when i first saw it.

If YandereDev had any sense, it would be, and this thread wouldn't exist

 

[Herman Sherman Splerman]

Alex is basically this guy when it comes to constructive criticism, right?

I was recently watching this episode of Rick and Morty and when I saw this scene I immediately thought of this thread. Lol.

Spoiler: This guy

EDIT: Apologies, first post, so I'm not sure if this is power leveling or whatever the term is.

 

[tortoiseshell]

I love how he bitches and moans about how no girl is ever interested in him and he doesn't know why.

Uh, how about you're almost 30, live with your parents (and never tried to move out once to my knowledge), don't have any practical college education, never held a real job... kind of big turn offs for any self-respecting woman!

And he needs to stop blaming his looks or whatever. If by chance he did find a girl willing to look past all of that, then his shit personality would be the biggest deal breaker. Also, women don't like men who bitch and moan about everything.

I have a feeling that if he does manage to get a girlfriend, then she would just be using him to get to that YanSim $$$

Not sure if you've seen these before, sorry if you have, but if you haven't they're worth reading.

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/YandereDev is great and compiled his worst quotes, easier than reading 787 pages of this thread.

https://pastebin.com/Zuszd6uM
The pastebin link is a wild ride, particularly at line 1217 where it really goes south for him for a little bit. I'd start with that line if you don't want to read through anything else in there.

 

[Herman Sherman Splerman]

This led to him later getting hacked as simply asking him would yield an answer he then used "evalastresort".

I'm going through the old posts and I came across this "evalastresort" pastebin. I'm confused, here. What is it? Is this a legit conversation that he had with someone, or was he being catfished or something? I can't tell, and I'm too lazy to sift through the cringe.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

LOL at the Rick and Morty reference!! It's so true!

And thanks tortoiseshell! I'll give them a look through!

Edit: OMFG wow... he really is a piece of work. He doesn't want to lose her and she's telling him exactly what's up and he still doesn't get it!!! I'd be freaked the fuck out too, poor girl!!

 

[tortoiseshell]

I'm going through the old posts and I came across this "evalastresort" pastebin. I'm confused, here. What is it? Is this a legit conversation that he had with someone, or was he being catfished or something? I can't tell, and I'm too lazy to sift through the cringe.

If it's these, then yes, it's real.

 

[Splendid]

LOL at the Rick and Morty reference!! It's so true!

And thanks tortoiseshell! I'll give them a look through!

Edit: OMFG wow... he really is a piece of work. He doesn't want to lose her and she's telling him exactly what's up and he still doesn't get it!!! I'd be freaked the fuck out too, poor girl!!

10 exclamation points in a post this length must be a record.