Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Keystone]

Edit: JFC he's still obsessed with adding animal torture to the game, what a sicko

Add that to his fetish list

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Sup, people? Been lurking around in this thread for a month ever since I've heard of it, and needless to say, I liked it. Same old backstory on why I hated YandereDev, so I doubt that you guys want to hear it again, and so I made an account!

Anyways,

Sorry if this is :late:.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si.../why_yanderedev_hasnt_implemented_the_corpse/

YandereDev is literally ignoring YSAnalysis's advice(he said my code wasn't that good feels bad).

But Evaaaa! This is the only way to increase the framerate so you can add more animu schoolgirls with big busty tiddies and exceed your satisfaction needs!

Kidding aside, in the final game (if it actually happens, in which I highly doubt), was it even necessary to kill 25 students in one day?

Lemme tweak your example there for a bit, YanDev. Let's say you've succeeded in killing your rival, leaving the corpse unmoved.

75 x 1 = 75 students checking for corpses. Ouch. Now if we turn the tables...

1 x 75 = 1 corpse checking for students/teachers.




Side note: I don't know anything about coding. In other words, I'm an idiot

 

[Vibe]

I'm pretty sure that unity uses some form of AABB in its physics broad-phase so this whole "students-checking-corpses, corpses-checking-students" thing is really really moot considering how simple Space Partitioning and organizing a Scene Graph is. Programmed it before but don't know how unity handles it internally(probably out of the programmer's reach). Pretty sure Alex is too dumb to understand either. Have a corpse emit a sensor upon creation. If it touches another corpse-sensor then merge them into one larger sensor that encapsulates the two(or just have a bigger AABB for the broad-phase that encapsulates the two). Only have to check within a very very cheap AABB (which is already within an AABB-Octree) to see if you should be comparing the vision of a character with that of the corpse or whatever more "detailed" checks you would have.

Broad phase - Very very very cheap way of detecting what two entities to do detailed checks for. Generates a list of "what to compare" based on locality.
Narrow phase - The more detailed/expensive implementation of comparing entities to determine their interactions. Touching, seeing, collision, etc. Pretty sure Unity Colliders are already implemented in this way.

Potentially, I think it could make a lot of sense to divide the campus into "chunks" and then have a corpse ONLY check to see if it can be seen by the students that are in that chunk, because it's pointless for the corpse to check to see if it can be observed by a student on the opposite side of the map.

But, imagine the following scenario: A corpse and a student are inches away from each other, but they are both in different chunks, with the boundary right between them. Realistically, the student would have direct line-of-sight with the corpse, but because they are two separate chunks, the corpse doesn't check for the student.

How would you recommend handling situations like that?

It's called an Octree you idiot.

Alex is going to read this thread and we are unintentionally helping him develop his game with free work and research on the design patterns of his games. Not that that helps much and he's much too dumb and stubborn to actually do anything about it. Code is beyond refactoring at this point.

 

[vertexwindi]

The day Eva implements all of the fixes we've told him about, I'll donate $100 to his Patreon

Aka never

 

[Kartoffel]

75 x 1 = 75 students checking for corpses. Ouch. Now if we turn the tables...

1 x 75 = 1 corpse checking for students/teachers.

Or he could implement an observer pattern, where a central game manager knows in what area every student is and gets a ping when a student dies, so he only initiates checks only for the subset of students, that are actually in the vincinity of the body (and are actually alive or care etc.). This would also help him splitting the school into several scenes, so that Unity doesn't have to calculate the whole game world each frame. To make his game work, he can simplify some checks when the player is not at the scene. Why not make someone suitable (perhaps even randomly picked) find a body after a fixed time depending on a value for how well hidden the body were, if the player left it behind?
A player only feels cheated when he can actually witness that the game does cheat; so a dedicated detection logic is only necessary if the player can actually witness this act.

Side note: I don't know anything about coding. In other words, I'm an idiot

You know, a big part of coding well is to think about stuff systematically and looking stuff up or talking with others when in doubt. So you're on a good starting point if you ever decide to learn that particular skill.

It's called an Octree you idiot.

While an octree is a fantastic way to check for collisions, I don't know how sensible it is with something that is based on establishing a line of sight, rather than pure distance alone.
It's a pity that you can't add a seperate child mesh to create some kind of distance trigger without having problems with the physics. The times I tried something like this the mesh always copied the behaviour of the parent object's mesh.
You could let the trigger be an object that follows the one it should enable triggering for, but I don't think that the resulting extra hassle is worth it compared to making simple distance checks if the raycast actually hits.

 

[SoulStyle]

I still laugh at how bad he is at animating. Hell, you can learn to animate better than him in about 2-3 months If you take your time to do so.
But he spends all his time making bug fixes and codes for his game.... he said.

Many of Yandere Simulators fans are pretty young (under the age of 14) players. Most of them are loners, weeaboos and those FNAF or Undertale lovers, who likes to listen to Nightcore music, loves to roleplay with their seemingly immortal and powerful OCs, Have shippings EVERYWHERE - most likely they are shipping males (Don't get me wrong here, I don't hate gay/lesbian people) , write cringey YanSim fanfics on Wattpad, and make horrible animations on MMD. Ops, I mentioned them. Oh well. They do fit to Yandere Dev. Also.. Yan Dev wanted to make a "brutal" game about a girl that has no emotions until she meets her Senpai. But there are Rivals who want Senpai too. Actually a cool concept. But then the fanbase came around and was hating about some of the brutal ideas. Like killing Kittens for example. The protagonist shouldn't have feelings for animals so she shouldn't care about them. Why are people not complaining about killing people or panty shots too then? That's stupid...

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Many of Yandere Simulators fans are pretty young (under the age of 14) players. Most of them are loners, weeaboos and those FNAF or Undertale lovers, who likes to listen to Nightcore music, loves to roleplay with their seemingly immortal and powerful OCs, write cringey YanSim fanfics on Wattpad, and make horrible animations on MMD.

fixed that for you

 

[SoulStyle]

fixed that for you

Yeah, that fits even better

 

[Kartoffel]

The last one has to be wrong.

http://www.alexandermahan.com/

Unless Alex has been selling yachts the whole time and we didn't know.

That... would have been actually quite awesome. Imagine Eva having an actual successful job, so that we have to revise our oppinions about him and that he isn't just an self-indulging 14-year-old leeching asshole but instead some kind of master troll. On the other hand, the chances are abyssmal. He may have the shitty personality to be a troll, but lacks the necessary minimum of social skills.
(On the other other hand, him being involved in the trade of nautical vessels would explain why he's so adamant with the sailor fukus... In case we want some variety from the obvious total weaboo explanaition.)

 

[LucasSomething]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/YandereSimulator

As of her introduction, Mida Rana is this. More than a few people were squicked out by her nature as a serial ephebophile – though she is invariably (incorrectly) called a "pedophile" – to the point they feel that she deserves anything and everything bad that happens to her. It doesn't help that while most of the other Rivals seem to genuinely have romantic affection for Senpai* , Mida seems to only want him for lecherous reasons. Others feel the backlash is unwarranted and that Mida could at least be a fun challenge.

You can always count on tv tropes to say"It's not even actual pedophilia".

Also, the hot teacher is hardly a base breaking character. From what i've seen on reddit nobody likes her and she is easily the most disliked of all the rivals online. Nobody feels the backslash is unwarranted or she looks like a "fun challenge".

 

[Cupcake9]

But then the fanbase came around and was hating about some of the brutal ideas. Like killing Kittens for example. The protagonist shouldn't have feelings for animals so she shouldn't care about them. Why are people not complaining about killing people or panty shots too then? That's stupid...

Actually, buddy, almost no one complained about the kitten because of that. I couldn't see a single comment complaining about animal abuse, but tons of threads and videos where created by people complaining about the people complaining about the kitten thing. Fantastic.

The people that were actually concerned about that gave proper arguments, like "a sniffer dog isn't stupid enough to fall for that trick!", "the grave is too shalow, even a gardening club member could find the corpse while planting flowers!" and even "a policeman would never stop a investigation because of a kitten. Actually, the cops would PROCEED the investigation because the kitten is in a suspicious place, meaning that someone tried to hide something!"

But anyway, yeah, hist fanbase is pure shit. There is a lot of people there that are too young and are only playing the game for the shipping and the killing spree without major consequences.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Relevance? ((That'd be better off in the YS thread, I believe; this thread is solely for the developer unless he's been tweeted this by a fan and added his two cents.))

Apologies for the unnecessary post, I realized that this thread is for Eva himself. (I can't find the delete button, help)

 

[charmaide]

what

Relevance? ((That'd be better off in the YS thread, I believe; this thread is solely for the developer unless he's been tweeted this by a fan and added his two cents.))

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

From what i've seen on reddit nobody likes her and she is easily the most disliked of all the rivals online. Nobody feels the backslash is unwarranted or she looks like a "fun challenge".

The only one that likes her and said that she's a fun challenge is well, who else, it's Alex.

 

[googlerejectedme]

I've been lurking around reddit and found this gem:

I'll present one possible scenario:

1. Buy condoms
2. Put condoms in your rival's bag
3. Point it out to other students

As a result, rumors could begin to spread about your rival being promiscuous.

Here's the full thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5803zu/what_we_can_have_instead_of_a_small_town/

By the way, Eva said this ( idk how to quote)

fucking condoms

 

[caffeinated_wench]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/YandereSimulator



You can always count on tv tropes to say"It's not even actual pedophilia".

Also, the hot teacher is hardly a base breaking character. From what i've seen on reddit nobody likes her and she is easily the most disliked of all the rivals online. Nobody feels the backslash is unwarranted or she looks like a "fun challenge".

There's being impartial and then there's passively condoning this shit.

This particular side note is a personal favorite:

Please note, however, the game does NOT have many Japanese fans, in stark contrast to South Korea and Thailand where it's picked up a significant following. Time will tell if this lack of popularity becomes something more substantial and ironic.

Not really ironic if you know anything about Japan outside of tropes and animu.

 

[Kartoffel]

I'll present one possible scenario:

1. Buy condoms
2. Put condoms in your rival's bag
3. Point it out to other students

As a result, rumors could begin to spread about your rival being promiscuous.

Don't like this idea at all; it is still based on sexuality. People see the pantyshots as problematic most often because it sexualises minors (Eva can't say they're 18 as often as he wants, doesn't change the fact that the visual cues tell a different story). He needs a way to blackmail that doesn't involve sex one way or the other or else he demonstrates that he didn't get at all why people complained.

Also this proposed way is laughtably easy. Why not implementing something that actually needs some social stealth, something the game is allegedly about. If consequently done, you wouldn't even need to plant false evidence.

Spoiler: Possible blackmail

Step 1: The player needs to befriend some of the more gossipy girls (perhaps social butterflies?)
Step 2: The player has to find out some secrets about other students (which need not to criminal, midly emberassing or unusual/unexpected would be more than sufficient) and tell them to the friends, as long as people can verify this things somehow (in the case of not-bad secrets nothing special; they'd just have to ask the student), you earn points with your "friends"
Step 3: With enough time you'll build a level of trust, so that you'll be able to tell lies that are only partly supported by evidence and still believed and at max could make something up completely out of the blue. That you'll be believed and get the gossip successfully off depends on the plausibilty of it and the trust you've earned. So it might be more fitting to ruin someone by spreeding minor gossip that ruins them in the long run instead of one big rumor.
Variations could be: Winning the trust but staying anonymous (e.g. sending the gossip girld mail); or manipulating more elaborate evidence. E.g. in Japan it's often forbiden for students to work beside school, so photoshopping an adequate picture could do a lot. Of course each rumor without support will decrease your trust (or build up a seperate doubt parameter) so you'll have to build it up again before spredding the next lie.
And the best thing: This solution does not have to include sex at all! (But could if desired)
Of course this method needs time and effort of the player to go through (and would exempt some of it being used on them - you'd neither be able to use the secrets of your allies nor would you want to spred rumors about them), but I'd see this as preparation for a future rival. Even if the Yandere is an emotionless bitch, she'd realize that everybody and their grandma wants into Senpais pants and prepare something in the case the usuall methods aren't applicable.

 

[A Sign]

Well his twitter has more hentai blush fan art. He would add a maid cafe...still obsessed with keeping slaves...and wow...once again eva proving he knows nothing about Japan, even with the vending machines you can't buy alcohol or cigs if under aged, you need an ID card that you buy from the convenience store (and before that you need proof that you are 20, and no 20 year old is in HIGH SCHOOL in Japan)

Edit: He said she would get a fake ID...you can't remotely get away with that in Japan...what a dumbass.

Why the hell would a yandere want a video game?? oh wait its eva he has no idea what a Yandere is.

Finishing the game with 10 kidnapped girls in your basement leads to a special ending.

Let me guess, she rapes the corpses? the corpses go zombie gang rape Ayano, Dev-- I mean senpai gets a harem of zombie girls & Ayano? :islamic:

The dead can't reject devpai...crack open a cold one and still touch big busty boobies *slurping sounds*

*rates self :horrifying: *

 

[Cupcake9]

And here's the artwork. Wouldn't be so bad if wasn't for the obviously blowjob innuendo: https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/789264694288617472

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Wonderful! kjech made me another erotic fan art for me to intensely fap with! *slurps sloppily*

I've been lurking around reddit and found this gem:

I'll present one possible scenario:

1. 
   
   
   • • Buy condoms
     • Put condoms in your rival's bag
     • Point it out to other students

As a result, rumors could begin to spread about your rival being promiscuous.

fucking condoms

By the gods, Eva. You kept on proposing these outrages. What's next, proposing Marijuana as a way to frame students?

Honestly, don't be surprised if your meme game gets an Adults Only rating.....that will enrage dozens of your underaged fans.