Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[tortoiseshell]

I mean....that could be perfectly reasonable, since before Yan-chan met Senpai, she doesn't really care about herself or other people. Maybe she doesn't care about her weight too much.

That, or Eva didn't really think this through.

He said that she ate enough to maintain a healthy appearance. 5'5 and 95 pounds doesn't really look healthy.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Adding to the Ayano-Could-Never-Just-Dismember-A-Body-That-Easily discussion, according to the Yansim wiki Yan-chan weighs 95 pounds. Because 95 pound (and considering she's 5'5 tall.. she's also very underweight, according to calculations of her BMI), severely underweight (only just) 17 year old (since the game starts several days after her birthday) high school girls can dismember corpses, in the middle of a school, during day, in five seconds flat... yeah, sure, Alex. Sure.

But remember, yandere girls can accomplish anything! Even take down grown men, run while carrying dead bodies, and kill you with a kitchen knife in half a second, despite having tiny, malnourished bodies! Because... the power of love!

 

[Midori]

I'm just going to bet Alex has no idea what he's talking about and just chose a number he thought fit his "thin, small girlish" dream figure, considering that Ayano looks of average weight.

Given, she's just a recoloured off-the-store asset. I think if she had been modeled by Alex, she'd be more...
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(.....)

 

[kcbbq]

He said that she ate enough to maintain a healthy appearance. 5'5 and 95 pounds doesn't really look healthy.

Even when 25 of those 95 pounds are boobs?

 

[tortoiseshell]

Her Aishi Bloodline allows her to eat and weigh very little while looking just as healthy as a normal girl; it's a yandere thing.

 

[_Echo]

Her Aishi Bloodline allows her to eat and weigh very little while looking just as healthy as a normal girl; it's a yandere thing.

Yes, yes... It's the bloodline! All of these contradictions were planned from the start and they totally make sense because of the bloodline!

 

[IngusNSFW]

Let me bring this up for another wonderful logic session.
This 5'5, 95 pound girl has to kill.

1. A teacher with knockers bigger than Eva's Ego, and has superstrength if her mechanics are like other teachers...

Or you know what, the whole cast probably has advantages over her. But the power of love works like friendship in mainstream anime.

 

[_Echo]

Let me bring this up for another wonderful logic session.
This 5'5, 95 pound girl has to kill.

1. A teacher with knockers bigger than Eva's Ego, and has superstrength if her mechanics are like other teachers...

But it doesn't have to make sense because it's full of anime tropes and cliches... no, no. It's a very serious game, no that's not it. It's a fetish meme game with a self insert harem master and the creator of it wants people to take it seriously, but doesn't accept criticsm, only asspats.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

But it doesn't have to make sense because it's full of anime tropes and cliches... no, no. It's a very serious game, no that's not it. It's a fetish meme game with a self insert harem master and the creator of it wants people to take it seriously, but doesn't accept criticsm, only asspats.

And his fans wondered why he has a Kiwi Farms thread. sigh.

 

[_Echo]

And his fans wondered why he has a Kiwi Farms thread. sigh.

And there are fans wondering why there are people who left the fanbase and are now either following this thread or posting on it.

I used to be a fan, but the rival introduction video just made me think: "why didn't he switch the models again? They weren't made to have big bust sizes, I mean look at them!" Then I played the latest build at the time and thought it was really boring, and that very little had changed. After that I found a journal on DeviantArt that had a link to here, and now I see both the game and its developer as the joke they are.

 

[Lorem Ipsum]

Adding to the Ayano-Could-Never-Just-Dismember-A-Body-That-Easily discussion, according to the Yansim wiki Yan-chan weighs 95 pounds. Because 95 pound (and considering she's 5'5 tall.. she's also very underweight, according to calculations of her BMI), severely underweight (only just) 17 year old (since the game starts several days after her birthday) high school girls can dismember corpses, in the middle of a school, during day, in five seconds flat... yeah, sure, Alex. Sure.

Edit: Ayano's BMI is 15.8, by the way. For anyone who doesn't know, the healthy weight range is between 18.5 and 25.

Well...

"Anime girls don't weigh the same as real-life girls", duh.

 

[_Echo]

"Anime girls don't weigh the same as real-life girls", duh.

Eva doesn't know how human interactions work, how women and their anatomy work or how humans work in general.

 

[Blue Canary in the outlet]

Well...

"Anime girls don't weigh the same as real-life girls", duh.

Jesus, she's almost a giant according to average size of japaneses and way to thin! According to some google results is the average in japan about 1,56 m (5,1) and 54 kg (119,05 lbs). And the teachers are looking way taller than the students.
If Yan-chan is naked you could play on her ribs a song like on a xylophone.

 

[A Sign]

Speaking of Azzman, Youtube didn't find privacy violation on his video so it will stay. I hope more people will watch it and find their way here

"Logic has prevailed!"

 

[_Echo]

Jesus, she's almost a giant according to average size of japaneses and way to thin! According to some google results is the average in japan about 1,56 m (5,1) and 54 kg (119,05 lbs). And the teachers are looking way taller than the students.

No, no... Eva knows his japanese culture... I mean, everything in the game totaly matches with the japanese traditions, you're just not looking hard enough... *cough* jk, he's just a weeb *cough*

 

[Pond Scum]

"Anime girls don't weigh the same as real-life girls", duh.

Maybe he's referring to the fact that anime girls are two dimensional. Yandere-chans personality certainly is.

 

[IngusNSFW]

You know, instead of having all the bitchy rivals and some antisocial twat like Eva killing people this will probably be a troll ending when the game releases.

 

[Trombonista]

I think the game would be a lot better if you dealt with the rivals outside of school.

 

[Azafran90]

I think the game would be a lot better if you deal with the rivals outside of school.

Oh, but it can't be because nobody has voluntered to model the town.
Seriously, that's the reason.

 

[Severly_Lazy]

Eva should have kept the older look for Osana.