Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Keystone]

Damn how old is this balding merchant again?

28 I believe. 29 this year I think. Age doesn't really matter with Alex though, he's still the petulant child he was 10 years ago. That won't change any time soon, if ever.

And, if that Tumblr post about his "relationship" with that girl is true, then age really doesn't matter to Alex

 

[Kaabi]

Watching Eva play in that Brawl tournament made me cringe more then anything. I forgot how slow and floaty Brawl was, but goddamn he sucks as Samus. Made so many mistakes against that Link. I would love to see Eva at EVO playing against Nairo, who's one of the best Zero Suit Samus's in Sm4sh and won a few tournaments.

It would be the Mike Z situation all over again.

 

[Green Green]

EDIT: Found this in the related videos.

Honestly if I were Clint I'd be creeped out at this point. "But it's just a joke bro!" yeah, a very offputting joke at that.

Was that supposed to be a joke? Or does he actually jerk off to this Clint dude?
I never thought Alex to be a closet case with all the big busty boobies and slurps over schoolgirl panties, yet here we are..

 

[DuckSucker]

It's a very stupid joke but it's also pretty clearly a joke because if youre gonna masturbate, you just masturbate; nobody is narrating for themselves. He's a worse actor than he is a gave developer. Shit my parents did a better job trying to convince me Santa Claus was real and they just flat out told me he didnt exist. "Okay NOW THAT THE STREAM IS OFF WINK WINK WINK"

 

[Tard]

What happened: Alex asks the modder to show him the script, copypastes it and never credits the guy back.
What he says: "I replicated a modder's work to show that i can do it by myself."



BTW here is how Yanderekun looked originally for those that haven't seen it. Warning: It's spooky

I thought one alt account for trolling was austistic enough but then but making your own imaginary girlfriend to agree with you and plug your shit is just sad.

Everytime i think Alex can't become a worse human being he proves me wrong.

It really bugs me that not only did he completely steal the design from the corpse party Villan but he used a premade model and then took his own fans code and put it into his game and be super smug about it. And that's just a small tiny tidbit of the game, there is probably a shitload of other designs he stole too. I was thinking, did "he" design the ghost girl? (not the fun one the one with the blue flames) like I'm sure there is tons more shit he stole that we aren't aware of yet since we arnt actively looking for it

 

[BananaBoner]

It's been said that there are no girls on the internet.

Meet SamusFangirl. I first noticed her when I first started digging through GameFAQs for Eva's posts. I noticed that she popped up a lot on topics that Alex had posted. I initially thought they might have been friends just posting on each other's topics.

Dude. I know you contribute a lot to this thread and it's good every time. But I think I just broke myself by screaming internally and stifling laughter from the amount of... sad, pathetic... you know, my English vocabulary isn't advanced enough for this thread. I keep fucking repeating myself.

I'm gonna go learn some adjectives and read that juicy post again because this is beyond hilarious. YanDev's a sadfag and Ride's a Kiwi treasure.

Here you go pal, a crown jewel fit for a thread's champion:

 

[Luigi]

28 I believe. 29 this year I think. Age doesn't really matter with Alex though, he's still the petulant child he was 10 years ago. That won't change any time soon, if ever.

And, if that Tumblr post about his "relationship" with that girl is true, then age really doesn't matter to Alex

In the OP (that classic gaia photo) he looks 20 something.

But in that balding pic? No, that's an old man. Even his smile is that of an old and tired man. It's like his hairline is trying to escape his face.

What the fuck happened in 10 years, man.

 

[DancinTim]

In the OP (that classic gaia photo) he looks 20 something.

But in that balding pic? No, that's an old man. Even his smile is that of an old and tired man. It's like his hairline is trying to escape his face.

What the fuck happened in 10 years, man.

his hair is trying to find a gf or the 10 hours of 'work' is really stressing him out

 

[FataBataRang]

his hair is trying to find a gf or the 10 hours of 'work' is really stressing him out

Being useless gets very stressful, I'm sure.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Oh boy, more of this weird obsession with clint stevens.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

What the fuck happened in 10 years, man.

Nothing. Nothing happened.

The slow but gradual realization that he was a useless waste of space that couldn't accomplish anything noteworthy within his life ate away at his psyche. To experience that kind of mental state for even a year would put untold amount of stress on the mind.

When do you think the last time he went outside was? Let along proper exercise. We laugh at his mother bringing him tendies for din din but that's probably reflective of his usual diet. Processed crap.

Unhealthy mind plus unhealthy body and we have a recipe for looking like a piece of shit.

 

[A Sign]

All he needs is to grow his hair, badly dye it, lose his virginity to a hooker and get fat and he'll be another Chris Chan

 

[IngusNSFW]

Oh boy, more of this weird obsession with clint stevens.

How old is Clint btw...

Eva is like a creep-mo.
Or just jealous and letting his anger out by talking to himself and fapping to the videos.

I dunno, But lame ol' Eva.

 

[Luigi]

All he needs is to grow his hair, badly dye it, lose his virginity to a hooker and get fat and he'll be another Chris Chan

Once again, CWC is able to achieve more than another cow on this website.

 

[OgreSan]

It's been said that there are no girls on the internet.

Meet SamusFangirl. I first noticed her when I first started digging through GameFAQs for Eva's posts. I noticed that she popped up a lot on topics that Alex had posted. I initially thought they might have been friends just posting on each other's topics.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/SamusFangirl (http://archive.is/6J1FT)

She happened to live in Los Angeles and was interested in getting games early. She and Alex even liked the same games.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/42792013 (http://archive.is/MOW4E)

She posts about Zero Suit Samus. Someone happens to comment on it 30 seconds later. We might have seen them before.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)

She even likes Soul Calibur fan fic.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/43933412 (http://archive.is/ysS26)

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/44231685 (http://archive.is/nqONs)

She asks for a fanfic she used to read long ago and a kind gentleman gives her the link to it.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/45838824 (http://archive.is/Hx64Z)

She gives her 'thoughts' on Pokemon.



https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/946308-pokemon-platinum-version/48954920 (http://archive.is/YFT74)

Her bumping in these topics reminds me of someone else.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41136825 (http://archive.is/gbm6W)
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41299388 (http://archive.is/u5mk0)

She can't run Fallout 3; the error apparently has to do with pirating it.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/918428-fallout-3/46275638 (http://archive.is/CXF5t)

They seem perfect for each other. Wonder why they never met.

She played in a Super Smash Bros Brawl tournament (and lost). She's also named Alex and her ingame name was EVAX.

She even links to Eva's photobucket.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43974696 (http://archive.is/vE20C)

Her email address is: mpmahan1@ca.rr.com

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/927504-age-of-conan-hyborian-adventures/44463790 (http://archive.is/Ql1XL)

She started posting in February 2008 and sadly, her last post was in February 2010.
Who could this fangirl be?

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What is with this guy and Clint Stevens? I don't think Eva is even that big of a zelda fan, probably too stupid to solve the puzzles. I'm amazed he still hasn't ragequitted breath of the wild yet tbh.

EDIT: Found this in the related videos.

Honestly if I were Clint I'd be creeped out at this point. "But it's just a joke bro!" yeah, a very offputting joke at that.

Oh for fuck's sake! How can so much cringe come from one individual?

AAAAHHHH!!!! MY GOD DAMN LUNGS! I NEED AIR!!!!

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5yo08k/silly_question/

Eva with his iamverysmart answers again. Basically he went full-on verbose just answering a question when everything he said could be summarized in one short sentence. But hey, gotta look Professional™ to his fans/minions.

Bet he's eager for someone to ask a question on how big Ayano's tiddies are, he'll go 25+ paragraphs just answering the question.

 

[vertexwindi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5yo08k/silly_question/

Eva with his iamverysmart answers again. Basically he went full-on verbose just answering a question when everything he said could be summarized in one short sentence. But hey, gotta look Professional(TM) to his fans/minions.

Bet he's eager for someone to ask a question on how big Ayano's tiddies are, he'll go 25+ paragraphs just answering the question.

Jesus Christ, this is like the peak of the answering autism right here.

 

[babychan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5yo08k/silly_question/

Eva with his iamverysmart answers again. Basically he went full-on verbose just answering a question when everything he said could be summarized in one short sentence. But hey, gotta look Professional™ to his fans/minions.

Bet he's eager for someone to ask a question on how big Ayano's tiddies are, he'll go 25+ paragraphs just answering the question.

Jesus, add #pseudopsychologist to the tags -.-

 

[Tarprome]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5yo08k/silly_question/

Eva with his iamverysmart answers again. Basically he went full-on verbose just answering a question when everything he said could be summarized in one short sentence. But hey, gotta look Professional™ to his fans/minions.

Bet he's eager for someone to ask a question on how big Ayano's tiddies are, he'll go 25+ paragraphs just answering the question.

This remind the 4 chan verbose meme, to think he got all the way through this unecessary complexity, means nothing.

 

[Jaimas]

What is with this guy and Clint Stevens? I don't think Eva is even that big of a zelda fan, probably too stupid to solve the puzzles. I'm amazed he still hasn't ragequitted breath of the wild yet tbh.

EDIT: Found this in the related videos.

Honestly if I were Clint I'd be creeped out at this point. "But it's just a joke bro!" yeah, a very offputting joke at that.

I feel like I just watched a video with someone's last known appearance on it.