Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[BlueChan]

Can anyone tell what his name means? Because im pretty sure its another one of those shitty puns.

His full name translates to 'Artist' by the way.

 

[FataBataRang]

You've got to be kidding me. Holy shit...

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

His full name translates to 'Artist' by the way.

Big surprise there. Remember, pic related's name is literally "Green (shitty pun on Engrish pronunciation of)Green".

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Those defences are mutually exclusive, though, and he seems to like the former an awful lot more than the latter.

Not to Alex's mindset. He's stated before that he considers anime characters to be a different species from humans and that they follow their own rules. So to him, it'd be perfectly reasonable to be both realistic and based on anime tropes.

I only wish I was making that up.

 

[Lalala]

Not to Alex's mindset. He's stated before that he considers anime characters to be a different species from humans and that they follow their own rules. So to him, it'd be perfectly reasonable to be both realistic and based on anime tropes.

I only wish I was making that up.

Makes sense, he's a complete social recluse who has struck out completely with every female he's ever encountered unless you count his mum bringing him tendies, he idolises anime characters because in his mind they're the perfect females who'd accept him and love him and be totally cool with a guy wanting to spend all day every day playing vidya and watching fetish shite, if he considered their personalities the same as normal women he'd have to acknowledge that even his perfect animu waifus don't want him and can't have that.

 

[JonathanCreek]

Big surprise there. Remember, pic related's name is literally "Green (shitty pun on Engrish pronunciation of)Green".

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Oh and let's not forget the girl whose dad is a loan shark.

Her name is Musume Ronshaku for fuck sake.

 

[Ashtar]

If this is also sexualized I am willing to take a fucking wild bet you seriously have never actually seen an 18 year old girl's body.

Source: I am an 18 year old girl.

So glad we have a real 18 year old confirming that hentai bodies are anatomically correct!

Spoiler

The subreddit is so autisti.c

YandereDev said himself that the girls are supposed to be 17 and even if they are 18, girls don't typically have hentai titties and orgasmic blush stickers all the time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/61tips/comment/dfi84h5?st=J0V51ETJ&sh=3d06b3c1

 

[Floof]

I just found out that a new character has been added to the YanSim website and, guess what, another emotionless student that is also speculated to have a mental disorder.

God, what is it with Eva and emotionless/mental people?

"Tortured artist"
Gee, I've never heard that one before.

 

[smallmilk]

His character names are the worst

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Not to Alex's mindset. He's stated before that he considers anime characters to be a different species from humans and that they follow their own rules. So to him, it'd be perfectly reasonable to be both realistic and based on anime tropes.

I only wish I was making that up.

So he knows his Japan isn't the real Japan. Does that mean he doesn't actually believe Japanese children would keep going to school regardless if someone went on a murder spree?

At least by accepting that he's above the level of most cartoon spergs.

 

[Lalala]

So he knows his Japan isn't the real Japan. Does that mean he doesn't actually believe Japanese children would keep going to school regardless if someone went on a murder spree?

At least by accepting that he's above the level of most cartoon spergs.

I honestly think he believes a Japanese student skipping school because of a FUCKING SERIAL MURDERER would bring great dishonouru on their famiry and they'd then be duty bound to commit seppuku.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I honestly think he believes a Japanese student skipping school because of a FUCKING SERIAL MURDERER would bring great dishonouru on their famiry and they'd then be duty bound to commit seppuku.

If Alex did decide to go out like Mishima Yukio, it would be a spectacular conclusion to this thread.

 

[Haimura]

Girl character: She's madly in love and requires attention and wants to be with [male] all the time
Boy: has no feelings, doesn't talk, is pretty weird

Projecting My Personal Issues Simulator

edit: (ok but let's be honest: whenever you write create something you do put shards of yourself into it. If you know me and read anything I wrote you'll know exactly which characters resemble me. But the thing is, most people bother to have more than one shard and create a large cast with different features. Alex only seems to be able to put 'i wish i was a harem mc' and 'im a emotionally stunted manchild and want to be loved' into everything)

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

He might have a mental disorder? Oh boy, Tumblr's gonna love him.

 

[Haimura]

But going back to the names topic (and I'm gonna be pretty autism here, bear with me please)
We have "Osoro Shidesu" which means "Scary"
Disregarding how that isn't a name at all, much less a feminine one, it points out only 'shes scary'

If I was the mind behind it and want to keep this theme of punny names, an easy choice for her would be Kenka Joutou. Which isn't much of a name as well, but closer to one. But this is where it'd become interesting, because kenka joujou is written 喧嘩上等, meaning 'Good at Fighting,' an average banchou phrase.
However, you can play with that by having her name be written 賢華, which would be translated into "Wise Flower" rather than "Fight." Because at first sight she's a scary person, but once you get to know her she's actually a pretty smart and sweet girl, the classic trope of gentle hooligan.

 

[A Sign]

He might have a mental disorder? Oh boy, Tumblr's gonna love him.

And if he goes ~*trans*~ they'll lust after him, too bad none of them will be big busty boobie teens...but at least he'll get pink hair?

 

[OualidAzz]

For people who are interested,

We have launched a public discord for project elegy.

https://discord.gg/ytQjswY

Thank you for reading.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

For people who are interested,

We have launched a public discord for project elegy.

https://discord.gg/ytQjswY

Thank you for reading.

You're welcome? But what's project Elegy?

 

[Salt Lick]

But hey, at least the mysterious mystery artist isn't just another hentai girl. The first male student in the character page if you don't count senpai and yandere-kun. It must've been so painful to add a character without busty boobies! Well done. (This is nothing new, but it's kinda disturbing there is only one female body type in that spaghetti universe. But well, it matches the "game"; only difference between characters are hairstyle, eye-color and breast size. Just had to say it since I actually looked the character page on the website. )

 

[IngusNSFW]

The day Kjech draws a male who isn't feminine or a character who doesn't scream hentai.
The day when Alex stops streaming and dedicates 24+ hours as he always says into YanSim, and makes actual good characters.

Truly the end of the world if any of those things happen.