Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[GethN7]

She also posts links to threads by fools who wish to harass the subreddit. The welcome wagon is over @princess13456789 , grow up or kindly fuck off.

Just to add to that, there is a fine line between laughing at a lolcow and being an A-log of them, and you are leaning heavily in the latter direction at this point. My advice is to do what I decided to do recently in another thread where I was in danger of becoming that myself and step away for awhile and reconsider what you post so you don't fall into that trap.

In fact, let me remind you this place is no trollshield. You make enough of an ass of yourself hating on Alex, regardless how justified you think you are, and YOU will get a thread of your own here, because the Farms does not play favorites, something I refuse to forget for an instant, and I suggest you keep in mind as well.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

EDIT: Nevermind, he changed the copyrighted Jojo music with something somewhat similar.

That's the problem with his "original" music. They're just minimalist remakes of copyrighted music he already used. [Like something you'd hear in a cheap kids cartoon trying to parody a work it doesn't have the rights to.]

 

[Keystone]

Spoiler: The floor is making actual progress on your game, and not wasting time playing games or jerking off to big busty boobies

Feel free to use this shitty template I made

I wonder what carrot he'll dangle in front of his fans next, since they seem to have lost interest in Osana.

 

[Dawn Millow]

Eva making the music similar to the original is like copying a whole essay except changing a few words. (Yea like that won't raise any suspicison).

I just created an account. Hello everybody!

 

[IngusNSFW]

Eva making the music similar to the original is like copying a whole essay except changing a few words. (Yea like that won't raise any suspicison).

Welcome to the farms! I am no mod, but people here are strongly against double-post.

I knew someone would catch on to his 'original' soundtrack schmuck.

And now we have an actual Japanese person talking about how shit Yandere Simulator is. (archive)

Yandere, to most Japanese people, is a fetish mainly targeted at western countries. Not a part of Japanese culture.

>is a fetish


As his fans try to say it's not a fetish game when a Japanese person outright calls it a fetish game.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Eva making the music similar to the original is like copying a whole essay except changing a few words. (Yea like that won't raise any suspicison).

Hey, can I copy your homework?

Yeah just make sure to change it a little.

Okay.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

Just to add to that, there is a fine line between laughing at a lolcow and being an A-log of them, and you are leaning heavily in the latter direction at this point. My advice is to do what I decided to do recently in another thread where I was in danger of becoming that myself and step away for awhile and reconsider what you post so you don't fall into that trap.

In fact, let me remind you this place is no trollshield. You make enough of an ass of yourself hating on Alex, regardless how justified you think you are, and YOU will get a thread of your own here, because the Farms does not play favorites, something I refuse to forget for an instant, and I suggest you keep in mind as well.

I'm seconding this, there's not much else I can add here, except that if you are in fact the one making the spam accounts such as YouAllNeedTheTruth, TheTruthStillRemains, and the recently created Yanfan404, then I suggest you come clean now. Because it will be very easy for one of us to check and see whether or not you are telling the truth, and you will be much better off if you just tell us now rather than keep quiet and wait for it to come back and bite you in the ass.

We get it, you hate Alex. We all do. That's why the damn thread exists. From now on please post content that is meaningful and adds to the discussion. If you can't handle that, the door is right here:

 

[Magique]

Well, it's rule #1 to not be angry at Lolcow anyway. @princess13456789 should know better than to do that.

On a second note, why doesn't Alex become a full time streamer? He clearly loves it. Of course he would make less money doing it but with the fans he have now, I don't think the loss would be drastic. Right now, YanSim is so stagnant, that even die hard fan are seeing it. He doesn't have something noteworthy to tell, tries to make an easter egg because twitch users loved his jojo mentions when he played Persona 5 and whines about Osana again. At this point : Just, ship it to someone who's interested. He would have a better life and maybe a better mood?

 

[Accel_Rider]

Well, it's rule #1 to not be angry at Lolcow anyway. @princess13456789 should know better than to do that.

On a second note, why doesn't Alex become a full time streamer? He clearly loves it. Of course he would make less money doing it but with the fans he have now, I don't think the loss would be drastic. Right now, YanSim is so stagnant, that even die hard fan are seeing it. He doesn't have something noteworthy to tell, tries to make an easter egg because twitch users loved his jojo mentions when he played Persona 5 and whines about Osana again. At this point : Just, ship it to someone who's interested. He would have a better life and maybe a better mood?

More like why doesn't Alex become a full time streamer again? He was a streamer before he became Yanderedev under the Evaxephon name. I guess tricking kids and autists with "progress videos" and update builds is easier money than sucking at games on a daily basis.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Well, it's rule #1 to not be angry at Lolcow anyway. @princess13456789 should know better than to do that.

On a second note, why doesn't Alex become a full time streamer? He clearly loves it. Of course he would make less money doing it but with the fans he have now, I don't think the loss would be drastic. Right now, YanSim is so stagnant, that even die hard fan are seeing it. He doesn't have something noteworthy to tell, tries to make an easter egg because twitch users loved his jojo mentions when he played Persona 5 and whines about Osana again. At this point : Just, ship it to someone who's interested. He would have a better life and maybe a better mood?

More like why doesn't Alex become a full time streamer again? He was a streamer before he became Yanderedev under the Evaxephon name. I guess tricking kids and autists with "progress videos" and update builds is easier money than sucking at games on a daily basis.

Well there are flaws in that plan,

A) He will never beat Mike Z and all of us if he gives up on the game.
B) He'd probably lose a large margin of his fanbase and they'd stop watching his streams if he dropped the game.
C) The shekels that this game is bringing in would vanish, and I don't think he has a twitch membership yet.
D) Most streamers have another internet profession and Eva clearly only has YanSim and if he gives up on that his youtube channel is basically abolished from all content.

Because most of the fandom even watching the streams are fans of YanSim and his appeal would go down because he isn't making a weeaboo game anymore and is just a regular guy playing games. And since there would be nothing else noteworthy to stay there for it'd probably crumble like a cookie. It goes to show you that he was a shit streamer before developing the game and still is but with an actual big audience this time.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Off-topic again, but I did see in a video that there was a pink haired Stand user in Jojo. I don't even know why Alex wants to watch the series since apparently the entire cast threatens his masculinity.
Also, why would a scrawny high school girl be a Stand user?

 

[Accel_Rider]

Off-topic again, but I did see in a video that there was a pink haired Stand user in Jojo. I don't even know why Alex wants to watch the series since apparently the entire cast threatens his masculinity.
Also, why would a scrawny high school girl be a Stand user?

Yeah, it's weird. I don't think there's anyone in Jojo that Alex can slurp to. Regarding Stands, one of the main character in Part 4 is a short, scrawny highschooler. Anyone can have them at this point.

 

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

Off-topic again, but I did see in a video that there was a pink haired Stand user in Jojo. I don't even know why Alex wants to watch the series since apparently the entire cast threatens his masculinity.
Also, why would a scrawny high school girl be a Stand user?

I think Alex would argue Yukako Yamagishi. Come on, at least know the cast.

 

[Trombonista]

Well, it's rule #1 to not be angry at Lolcow anyway. @princess13456789 should know better than to do that.

On a second note, why doesn't Alex become a full time streamer? He clearly loves it. Of course he would make less money doing it but with the fans he have now, I don't think the loss would be drastic. Right now, YanSim is so stagnant, that even die hard fan are seeing it. He doesn't have something noteworthy to tell, tries to make an easter egg because twitch users loved his jojo mentions when he played Persona 5 and whines about Osana again. At this point : Just, ship it to someone who's interested. He would have a better life and maybe a better mood?

He's infamous for pirating games and sucking at them.

 

[DancinTim]

I think Alex would argue Yukako Yamagishi. Come on, at least know the cast.
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I'd say
A) Not busty enough
B) Even the women threaten his masculinity

 

[sage]

I don't even know why Alex wants to watch the series since apparently the entire cast threatens his masculinity.

There's only one reason to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if you're someone like Alex.

 

[Accel_Rider]

I'd say
A) Not busty enough
B) Even the women threaten his masculinity

C)Her hair isn't pink

 

[LiquidMathew]

Off-topic again, but I did see in a video that there was a pink haired Stand user in Jojo. I don't even know why Alex wants to watch the series since apparently the entire cast threatens his masculinity.
Also, why would a scrawny high school girl be a Stand user?

The pink haired one is via bloodline, and the highschooler is via stand awakening arrow iirc

 

[IngusNSFW]

C)Her hair isn't pink

D) She's not young enough

 

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

You guys do have a point. Though,