Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I'll admit, the 'raw sewage/cooked sewage/mimicrowave-ready sewage' line made me laugh a bit. Pity for Alex it's a summary of his game.

He likely grabbed that joke from Portal.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

He likely grabbed that joke from Portal.

Likely copying bits of the cake "recipe" that includes ingredients like:

• Fish-shaped crackers
• Fish-shaped candies
• Fish-shaped solid waste
• Fish-shaped dirt
• Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
• Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
• Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

So from what I've gathered Yan dev changing engines or whatever isn't actually going to help the project because he doesn't have the coding ability to made a product like the one he is promising.

 

[princess13456789]

So from what I've gathered Yan dev changing engines or whatever isn't actually going to help the project because he doesn't have the coding ability to made a product like the one he is promising.

YandereDev coding skills is spaghetti code.

 

[IngusNSFW]

he can't even pay his volunteers. what makes you think he'd give as much as a cent to ign?

Spoiler

if he wanted good reviews though, he'd probably coerce or send his rabid fans after them

edit: i see. my bad, sorry yall

Spoiler: Off-Topic

IGN usually biased and suspected to be paid for their COD Reviews. But that wasn't the main point of the joke, lol.

 

[Jerkop]

Okay guys, I think that there's something fishy with this kid on reddit that some of you thought was Alex. He wants to make a game akin to SocioSim to praise Alex, but with original assets. So, what does he do? He just asks people to send him assets: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...m_making_a_game_similar_to_yamdere_simulator/

This sounds a bit like Alex. A bit too much.

 

[Fatcat]

Okay guys, I think that there's something fishy with this kid on reddit that some of you thought was Alex. He wants to make a game akin to SocioSim to praise Alex, but with original assets. So, what does he do? He just asks people to send him assets: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...m_making_a_game_similar_to_yamdere_simulator/

This sounds a bit like Alex. A bit too much.

This is also not even allowed on YS reddit to talk about other game, what is this kid doing for real

 

[Orhahine]

Okay guys, I think that there's something fishy with this kid on reddit that some of you thought was Alex. He wants to make a game akin to SocioSim to praise Alex, but with original assets. So, what does he do? He just asks people to send him assets: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...m_making_a_game_similar_to_yamdere_simulator/

This sounds a bit like Alex. A bit too much.

I checked out his blog post, and honestly... it's giving me mixed emotions. His summary of the game seems very off to me.

It’s going to be a game about a Japanese high school schoolgirl named Uribi Ochibb who is born bloodthirsty and wants to make everyone miserable and then kill everyone in school without anyone knowing what she does. It is only an option to make them miserable. If they see her, it’s game over. There is also someone who knows her true nature, her cousin, Okiori Nichok, who will try and stop her. The player must avoid him. and Asom Oddetusiwot and Afaf Oddetusiwot are the father and mother of the protaganist, respectively, and you must avoid the cousin from telling them. It shall be called, Itusajurub High School: A Murder Story

First off, the protagonist's name is obviously made up. At least the last name is. A game where you have no choice BUT to murder everyone is also very... bad? I can't find a word for it, but it will probably end up really crappy.

Most murder/stealth games are a hit or miss to me- either they're very good, or they crash and burn. One of the things that can put down a game is the protagonist. They need to be lethal, yet the player can still like them (Like with Agent 47 in Hitman). I can't believe I'm saying this, but even YanSim has grasped this concept by giving Yandere-chan the ability to do a pacifist route and to give her SOME sort of backstory in order to make the player sympathize with her (thanks to the shitty writing it doesn't really work, but at least he sorta tried to). Meanwhile, I can't sympathize with Uribi.
Originally, Yandere-chan was a simple lovesick girl, and I could deal with that. Uribi is just... cold-blooded. No backstory to make us sympathize with or like this girl. I'm not even going to start on her parents, Okiori or the stupid name of the 'game'.

 

[IceGray]

Poe's Law? Cue the optimistic ratings.

On a serious note, those names are what you'd get from a cat walking on the keyboard and sent to a Nigerian proofreader.

 

[Pikimon]

He could always just say that "muh emails" are preventing him from making the game again

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

This is also not even allowed on YS reddit to talk about other game, what is this kid doing for real

To be fair, the rule states that if they are fanworks, they are technically allowed on the subreddit. However, it could easily be interpreted as this kid trying to promote a game that competes with Yandere Sim, which the subreddit does not in fact allow.

I have to agree though. It may not be Alex, but I find it super fishy that this kid went from "fuck you yandairydev" to "dev inspired me to make a game plox send assets."

 

[Slutpuppies]

Asking for free assets in another game's subreddit is just embarrassing, especially considering said game might never be done itself.

 

[Kaabi]

Nice of the kid to show his username on his blogpost. Google gave me a Youtube page after searching it.

This kid barely looks 13 and some of his videos are random having random pictures slapped in it and having porn in it. If you click his recent video, wierd shitholes, it has Amazing World of Gumball porn as the first thing you'll see. Just a NSFW warning if you're gonna browse through his shit.

He also has some Yansim videos, love how they're recorded with a camera. Some of these poses are so goddamn stiff in these animations.

 

[Keystone]

Nice to have visual proof to back up our statements that his fanbase is largely comprised of underaged edgelord tweens.

Color me genuinely surprised that it wasn't Alex using a sockpuppet though. Kid writes almost exactly like Alex does. It would be unfortunate if this kid is what Alex was like at that age, and follows the same path.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Okay guys, I think that there's something fishy with this kid on reddit that some of you thought was Alex. He wants to make a game akin to SocioSim to praise Alex, but with original assets. So, what does he do? He just asks people to send him assets: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...m_making_a_game_similar_to_yamdere_simulator/

This sounds a bit like Alex. A bit too much.

You should've archived this. kilnkerman2111's email is kathyjakubowski1@gmail.com. Googling it leads to a G+ account under the name Charlie Jakubowski. Never self-dox yourself

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Spoiler: yandev twitch screencaps

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[Kiui]

Noooooooo, not Planet Coaster! I feel sick thinking he's playing the same game I do

I guess his parks sucks anyway, he have the creativity of a rock.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

look what i gone and done now

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

look what i gone and done now

I love it and want more.

 

[IngusNSFW]

look what i gone and done now

Holy shit, that was hilarious and accurate.