Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[polkadot]

He's finally doing the snuff film shit.
You would think someone would tell him it's not only fucked, but completely unneeded.
Based on how much art he got for that idea and the poll results - no one even thought about it, really.

I also like how he says someone suggested it, but it was also his idea for a while now??
Though, it's possible someone on way back on chans suggested it and that honestly doesn't make it better.
You just know they just threw the most edgiest suggestions that they can think of at the time and he took it seriously.

He also mentioned that for the last rival can be eliminated without taking a step near her and how that's I imagine it in via gameplay.

Spoiler

Since Yakuza accepts payment via kidnapped victims and snuff films for instant victory, here's the gameplay, based on how the game works right now:

• Yandere-chan kidnaps x 15 (possible price for the last rival, since he said it will be a lot aka 1/3 of the school, I guess lol. Keep in mind he only accepts kidnapped victims and snuff films, so the only thing that could increase the value is the quantity) victims (aka doing the same mundane shit over and over again everyday)
• Yandere-chan makes a snuff film (she has to kidnap a victim to do that, too, so it's the same shit also, but with a bit more edge)
• Yakuza takes care off the last rival and the only indication of that is the text message, so the fucked up premise is not even paying itself off.
• Yakuza ending or whatever (Ayano becomes the yakuza, I guess. Thank for spoiling that via art, Alex)

In short, Yakuza is completely unneeded. Even the edgy premise isn't really there (it's mostly left to the imagination, as he says)
The only payoff for all that mundane shit is the Yakuza ending that he already spoiled.

fftopic:Also, can someone explain why he says that kidnapped girls are smuggled to Eastern Europian countries?
Like, why exactly Eastern Europian?
I'm genuinely confused. Maybe I haven't seen enough True Crime Documentaries or something, as Alex herefftopic:

 

[CWCissey]

fftopic:Also, can someone explain why he says that kidnapped girls are smuggled to Eastern Europian countries?
Like, why exactly Eastern Europian?
I'm genuinely confused. Maybe I haven't seen enough True Crime Documentaries or something, as Alex herefftopic:

Because the Eastern European girls have all been smuggled off to Western Countries.

 

[Baltas]

fftopic:Also, can someone explain why he says that kidnapped girls are smuggled to Eastern Europian countries?
Like, why exactly Eastern Europian?
I'm genuinely confused. Maybe I haven't seen enough True Crime Documentaries or something, as Alex herefftopic:

They aren't usually smuggled to Eastern European countries, but are mainly gathered there, only to be scattered from there to countries in and out of Europe.
Using the term for Eastern European is quite broad, as human trafficking mainly happens in Russia and Ukraine, and sometimes in the Balkans, not to say that trafficking isn't widespread in the West.
This aside, certain parts of Eastern Europe are hotspots for trafficking because of lower standards of living than that of the West side. Because young women are bound to be looking for jobs as cleaners, nannies, maids, etc, it's easy to set up a trap on websites that advertise said jobs, just post an ad, organise a way of transportation, and there you go.
This bell-end doesn't even try anymore, nor can he comprehend what trafficking actually entails.

 

[it's gonna be daijoubu]

the poll's showing the stupidity of the fanbase!
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also, just my two cents:

Spoiler: sperging no one asked for

I was just thinking about how ridiculous this game's direction has taken? Just one game about trying to get your senpai became a whole ton of ambitious shit that led to an organized crime syndicate getting involved???? some questions: if you gotta kill to eliminate your rival, why not just cut out the middle and just kill the damn rival yourself? what the hell does the player need drugs for?? You're there to kill for your senpai, not turn the school into some cocaine snorting fest? The entire reason why the setting is in a school is because you're limited to a very small amount of weapons in the first place? Honestly so many people like the idea because it's ~edgy~ and ~so cool~ but the twelvie fanbase just can't see the reason why this idea is utter shite?

TLDR just fucking stop making useless videos about "ideas" and just work on osana eva.

 

[UniqueHair]

I wonder how many of y'all remember how he whined and complained when people asked him to add guns because, "I want it to be in a school environment where you can only use things from the school!"

I wonder if he'll still balk on the guns now or if he'll use the same excuse.
This game is never gonna be unbanned on twitch, haha. But we already knew that.

 

[Not Noteworthy]

Please Alex, leave the Yakuza out of this. I don't want you to play any of the Yakuza games and get "inspired" by them thus ruining them for me before I get a chance to play them. (Side note: For the love of God nobody tell Alex about the Yakuza games if he doesn't already know of them)

 

[Keystone]

To me the funny thing is when all these kids that love his game grow up and look back on Alex and his fetish simulator, they're going to stand there agape saying "I supported this and the absolute creep who made it?"

I'm glad he's not giving up the retarded human smuggling idea though, since he's too arrogant to realize fetishes "features" like that just are more rope which will hang him one day.

 

[princess13456789]

Also out of topic but Say-Ami from PULL found this account on reddit https://www.reddit.com/user/Yanderefan78809 and it may be a sockpuppet again based on the comments the way its written and the fact he's on reddit since only 9 days ago

 

[charmaide]

Absurdity ensues.

"Criticism is trolling" is something a shitty dev might say when he only wants "true," stupidly loyal fans and free asspats by the dozen.

 

[Peanut]

fftopic:Also, can someone explain why he says that kidnapped girls are smuggled to Eastern Europian countries?
Like, why exactly Eastern Europian?
I'm genuinely confused. Maybe I haven't seen enough True Crime Documentaries or something, as Alex herefftopic:

I think he associates 'eastern europe' with human trafficking, even though the Yakuza would usually funnel trafficked Japanese women into prostitution and porn in Japan rather than inexplicably send them somewhere else. But hey.

This bit is especially unsettling:

First, one of her hands is backwards, but whatever. Why would you go through the trouble of asking someone to illustrate this fucking creepy-ass scene? With the crying and everything? Oy.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Rape feature when?

 

[Mustikki]

Rape feature when?

Don't worry, it just need to be implimented (May 2016)

Spoiler

 

[BananaBoner]

Criticism is trolling. Oh my God. Alex would make a great dystopian overlord just because his fanbase does all the censoring for him I mean work, does all the work for him.

Also, 'true fans', christ. I'm concerned for these kids.

The yakuza+snuff film+sex slavery schtick was the last thing I had any hope for. I was almost sure that Alex wouldn't be that much of a stupid edgelord. Now I feel stupid myself, of course he went with it.

That boy needs church.

 

[LucasSomething]

This idea is incredibly retarded even by Alex standards and i don't think it's original either. I'm gonna assume Alex played the a popular recent game called "Yakuza 0", in that game one of the biggest plot points is how a character was kidnapped and sold as a sex slave, Alex must have seen that and thought "Wow this game about yakuzas has sex traficking so i can tie that to yakuzas in my game too!"

Oh right, let's talk about fucking stupid this is:

1-Helps delinquent = Yakuza loves you

This is bullshit nigga, i don't care how much you help his brother this criminal motherfucker will NOT give guns and drugs to a person he never met, this is not how life works. He really doesn't owe you shit.

2-He gives you shit

Yakuza families are ultra strict criminal organizations, if you step out of the line once you're fucked or you chop your own finger and ask for forgiveness. They're criminals but absolutely avoid unnecessary conflict, no one is going to risk everything by helping a schoolgirl kill another schoolgirls, it's not their problem.

3-Schoolgirl traficking

Why would they kidnap schoolgirls from a well respected school? That's the worst possible target you can get, people will imediatly find out the girl is missing and you have their probably very rich parents hunting you down. This much heat is simply not worth it.

4-This system is fucking stupid

I thought this was "Yandere" Simulator, not "WATCH ME OUT-EDGE HATRED!" Simulator, this isn't the kind of thing a yandere would too, it hurts many unrelated people, it makes Ayano depend on others, it's too much unnecessary attention, etc.

My only hope is that Tinybuild will see this and tell Alex to fuck himself, this idea would likely make the game get an Adults Only rating and they can't allow that.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I've never been this close to a-logging anyone on this site before. I need to take a breather.

 

[Orhahine]

The 'human trafficking' thing he wants to implement just shows how horrifying and manipulative he can be when it comes to his fanbase (considering a majority seem to like the idea)

 

[Blanche Bleach]

note: these are schoolchildren. underage schoolchildren

 

[Robot Gentleman]

What the hell is wrong with these kids?

 

[Vibe]

Alex still doesn't know why his game would be banned on twitch

 

[Cyber Bowling]

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What the hell is wrong with these kids?

They're probably just upset that summer is ending soon and they'll have to start high school.