Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[exhausted]

honestly the thing that annoys me most is that he doesn't even understand what easter eggs are
they aren't usually hamfisted obvious shit out in the open

 

[Fox]

honestly the thing that annoys me most is that he doesn't even understand what easter eggs are
they aren't usually hamfisted obvious shit out in the open

But if they aren't in your face then all the dumb YouTubers who're still covering his game won't find it!

 

[Orhahine]

Remember the Yakuza idea that Alex wanted to add?

Well, now that character has his own profile on the website.
He's actually serious about adding human trafficking and organ harvesting into the game

 

[exhausted]

Remember the Yakuza idea that Alex wanted to add?

Well, now that character has his own profile on the website.
He's actually serious about adding human trafficking and organ harvesting into the game

"Appearance: Player Determined" are we gonna make this guy?
"A hypothetical character who is not yet confirmed to be a feature of the game; the below information may be subject to change."

why add it?

 

[MagneticTowels]

"Appearance: Player Determined" are we gonna make this guy?
"A hypothetical character who is not yet confirmed to be a feature of the game; the below information may be subject to change."

why add it?

Why is he wearing pizzas as sleeves?

 

[exhausted]

so, i havent looked at the yan-sim site in a long while
have you guys seen "fureddo jonzu"
edit:
pls just call him fred, dude

 

[IngusNSFW]

"Appearance: Player Determined" are we gonna make this guy?
"A hypothetical character who is not yet confirmed to be a feature of the game; the below information may be subject to change."

why add it?

Too bad we already know they are sold off to foreign countries and raped, I'm guessing they are sent to Eva's home.

 

[Severly_Lazy]

"Appearance: Player Determined" are we gonna make this guy?
"A hypothetical character who is not yet confirmed to be a feature of the game; the below information may be subject to change."

why add it?

Ayano is the one who should get her organs harvest / sold as a sex slave if she even tried to get the Yakuza to off one of her rivals.

 

[Sushinope]

Why is he wearing pizzas as sleeves?

:autism: the answer is always autism.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Ayano is the one who should get her organs harvest / sold as a sex slave if she even tried to get the Yakuza to off one of her rivals.

Don't encourage the r34 artists, Eva's got enough Ayano rape/guro art in his like folders already.

 

[IceGray]

He's never going to get this game accepted widely, if he ever even completes it with all his ultraviolent ideas. It will be slapped with a heavy rating label then its cutscenes will be ripped and posted on CG sites.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Ayano is the one who should get her organs harvest / sold as a sex slave if she even tried to get the Yakuza to off one of her rivals.

That would make more sense. They have no reason to work with an untrustworthy highschool girl who could out them at any moment, and it's easier to have success brought to them then risking it all by her fucking up. Naivety must be one of Ayano's defining traits which is a start of personality if she thinks she can just walk up to the Yakuza.

 

[Trombonista]

Why is he wearing pizzas as sleeves?

Those are supposed to be tattoos.

 

[Accel_Rider]

That would make more sense. They have no reason to work with an untrustworthy highschool girl who could out them at any moment, and it's easier to have success brought to them then risking it all by her fucking up. Naivety must be one of Ayano's defining traits which is a start of personality if she thinks she can just walk up to the Yakuza.

It would be funny if talking to the Yakuza gets you an instant bad ending and the game mocks you for it like those old Sierra adventure games.

 

[IceGray]

Problem is, he'd take it as a complete insult his Mary Sue gets slapped with a bad ending by trying to go for the most illogically violent option.

 

[Salt Lick]

Also back with more "What does he do? Does he..? Does he not..? It's a mysterious mystery!" endings to these character infos. For the edge!

 

[crapinabucket]

Also back with more "What does he do? Does he..? Does he not..? It's a mysterious mystery!" endings to these character infos. For the edge!

More like he's just witholding information so people don't complain he's specifically sex trafficking or raping or organ harvesting.

 

[IceGray]

It's almost too easy to predict how he'll deflect any questions on "Why is the yakuza an option?"

Because the Aishi family was one of their patrons a long time ago.
(Even though it's not established anywhere.)

 

[Fleeb]

Those are supposed to be tattoos.

I love pizza more than anything but I wouldn't get tattoos of them

 

[Pikimon]

I am offended that there are no black characters

we should send Eva thousands of emails demanding black characters

We know how much he loves emails