Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IceGray]

Why would Senpai go on weekly dates with girls from other schools?

He wants Senpai to be a playboy. But why make those side dates as important as the main ones (failure to stop date = game over) if the point of the game is to focus on in the school?

So unlikely, but if he had separated the town into its own game instead of trying to cram it into Yansim he might be able to tidy up the scope a bit.

 

[Trombonista]

He wants Senpai to be a playboy. But why make those side dates as important as the main ones (failure to stop date = game over) if the point of the game is to focus on in the school?

Yeah, the guy who spends his mornings reading by the fountain and listens to classical music is gonna be a total playboy.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Yeah, the guy who spends his mornings reading by the fountain and listens to classical music is gonna be a total playboy.

Devpai clearly sees Senpai as a self-insert, the shy, nerdy guy who does nothing to make himself attractive to girls but is still rolling in puss. It's pretty standard for Jap cartoons too.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Maybe it's the Bandicam logo and the dramatic zooms on Kokona's face but i thought it was funny. I want to believe it's ironic but apparently that channel does it for other things too.

Apparently "Roblox Yanderesim" is a thing (for some reason). There are even dedicated servers for it. I found one minute with a literal group of innocent kids playing it.

It's cute, but aren't these kids are waaay too young to be fans of Yansim? The fandom probably has much more children that watch let's players than i expected.

there's a whole yandere sim-style roblox game called "yandere life" and i've sat down and played it. one out of ten players is male and he's always a basic white boy named senpai. the other nine girls all look and act the same and want his dick. sometimes they rp as the characters if they had raging autism

so yeah, it's pretty damn faithful to the original

 

[Kaz]

At this point why not just get Yandere School, at least that game is actually finished.

It doesn't have 'Simulator' as an ironic joke to how "LOL XD RIDICULOUS" it is in the title therefore no popular youtubers/children will so much as breath on it.

 

[Bluespike]

I just looked at the video of Alex slamming his keyboard after failing a no damage run of Cuphead and noticed that he was using the extra heart item, which makes your weapon weaker and gives you an extra hit point, on a no damage run, he totally deserved that failure.

 

[Not Noteworthy]

I just looked at the video of Alex slamming his keyboard after failing a no damage run of Cuphead and noticed that he was using the extra heart item, which makes your weapon weaker and gives you an extra hit point, on a no damage run, he totally deserved that failure.

What makes it better is that the extra heart doesn't actually give you a grace point of damage. You lose a point off the HP bonus for every point of damage you take; it's not based off how much HP you have at the end. You can see this when Vinny from Vinesauce beats King Dice he has 1 HP remaining, yet he gets 0/3 points for HP at the end as he got a couple bonus HP from the boss rush portion.

There is no being a bitch to get that A+ rank, you need to earn it.

 

[Salt Lick]

So I wonder... The headmaster, is it actually an original model some volunteer-slave made? And If so... Isn't it the first actual original character model? (Am I late? Can't remember anyone talking about this.) It might be edited base-male though?

 

[princess13456789]

So I wonder... The headmaster, is it actually an original model some volunteer-slave made? And If so... Isn't it the first actual original character model? (Am I late? Can't remember anyone talking about this.) It might be edited base-male though?

Yeah it's original but it could be possible that it was bought.

 

[eggmcmuffin]

nvm im kinda caught up i dont exist

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

there's a whole yandere sim-style roblox game called "yandere life" and i've sat down and played it. one out of ten players is male and he's always a basic white boy named senpai. the other nine girls all look and act the same and want his dick. sometimes they rp as the characters if they had raging autism

so yeah, it's pretty damn faithful to the original

Can you imagine the parents' reactions when they hear their kids in the living room yelling these embarrassing things?

Thank you, Alex. Thank you for spreading your :autism: to the innocent impressionable youth.

 

[milkshaky]

Wouldn't it be easier (and help Alex appear competent) to put Osana, not to mention other rivals, first, and then put in this extra nonsense (including other elimination methods)? Or, wait, that means he'd actually have to finish Osana... which we all know isn't happening.

 

[A Sign]

All he has to do is change Osana from an Asuka punching bag/hatefap onahole into one of his twisted fetishes and she would be done...but that means no head pats from his teenaged fans

 

[tortoiseshell]

What a mother.

 

[IceGray]

What a roundabout way to teach that. Easier to just get some true crime documentaries and show her those during tv time.

But that ain't edgeh enough for him.

 

[M1A1]

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What a mother.

i thought you needed luminol to make a blood stain glow, even if you cleaned it up with bleach, you'd still need luminol to see the bleach. A blacklight alone isn't enough to see either of them.

Just more quality research from our hard-working developer

 

[LucasSomething]

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What a mother.

(but megami doesn't go to school...) How could Megami keep an eye on Ayano "in the previous school year" if this is Ayano's first year at Akademi High? She never met senpai before and doesn't know any of the rooms or students. In other words, "But how tho?"

And damn that's an edgy as fuck mom lol. I can buy Ayano learning this kind of thing from watching TV or something but is this supposed to explain how Ayano knows how to kill too? Did her mother lowkey teach Ayano to murder? How the fuck does that even work?

Kid Ayano: Mom i need a scissors for a school project
Mom: Scissors are very sharp objects. Did you know that if you stab someone in the neck through the carotid artery you will cut their oxygen circulation AND THE VICTIM WONT BE ABLE TO SCREAM AFTERWARDS!?
Kid Ayano: What does this have to do with anything?
Mom: haha it was just a fun fact, you'll thank me one day =^).

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

How could Megami keep an eye on Ayano "in the previous school year" if this is Ayano's first year at Akademi High? She never met senpai before and doesn't know any of the rooms or students. In other words, "But how tho?"

It's actually Ayano' s second year, she is in class 2-1. Which makes everything make even less sense.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

It's actually Ayano' s second year, she is in class 2-1. Which makes everything make even less sense.

According to the basement tapes this is supposed to be Ayano's first year. If this is her second, her parents have been in America for a year and a half?

How does Megami know Ayano??? If this is her first year, then it'd make sense for the headmaster to take a minute to realize who she is, except this is her second year, so it's even more confusing in the case of the headmaster as well.

This is giving me an aneurysm

 

[tortoiseshell]

According to the basement tapes this is supposed to be Ayano's first year. If this is her second, her parents have been in America for a year and a half?

How does Megami know Ayano??? If this is her first year, then it'd make sense for the headmaster to take a minute to realize who she is, except this is her second year, so it's even more confusing in the case of the headmaster as well.

This is giving me an aneurysm

Alex and his fans both talk about it like it's her second year and she also goes to a second year class, I think the tapes are just some kind of error.

Megami knowing her is probably part of the """mystery"""