Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Alex's original matchmaking plan is a lot better than his current one. It's still not perfect, but it fits in more with the gameplay. The fact that the matchmaking elimination involves something similar to a dating sim is horribly out-of-place imo. Plus, you need to know everything in order to have it work.
With his other one, I estimated that it could be done by the end of the week if you have Info-chan's help (As in using her 'schemes' to get you to know what to do). If he had polished it up a bit, it would work very well. I'm actually quite annoyed that he abandoned it in favour of the dating sim idea.
I feel like most of his ideas are fine at the start, but then get fucked since Alex starts to overthink everything. Shame.
I actually think that his second idea presented there is nice. It would be funny to goof around and make random students date each other. :D

@Cupcake9 these are very nice designs. I gotta say though that Tigress vest looks slightly out of place in comparison, but there are many ways you could change or justify it though.

I'm sure alex already has some edgy traumatic reason she never opens her eyes planned out
I think hes more into making her another monstrosity like Ayano.
Judging by her garters and how he described how she solves fights, I bet shes supposed to be some kind of succubus. We can be almost sure her eyes are demonic or somehow not-human.
I think every creator who has a character with their eye/s hidden has to fight the urge to add a plottwist to it and thus make it weird/demonic and I bet you that Alex wont be able to fight it. Especially since these are his favourite characters now...

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No wonder they don’t make sense.
...Aaaand he has no idea about character design at all. He just adds stuff to his characters without thinking if it all works or not and pats himself on the shoulder. Wow.
Id love to see him design Ayano. As in, I wish the look of that bought model didnt get accepted by everyone and hed have to design her from scratch. Just to see.
 
Slightly :offtopic:, but the red haired chick shouldn't be a phoenix. The Four Gods are the Vermillion Bird (which is NOT a phoenix, basically like how turtles & tortoises are different species, cardinal direction is South), Azure Dragon (East), Black Turtle (North) & White Tiger (West).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermilion_Bird

If Alex was having trouble creating accessories for them, he could have also given them different accents or have them be from different regions of Japan to correspond to the cardinal directions. Or even do a star theme for them since the Four Gods are based on the constellations.

Plus, the Four Gods also show up in Japanese mythology too so there's already Japanese names for them that he could have used as inspiration instead of google translating colors.
 
Plus, the Four Gods also show up in Japanese mythology too so there's already Japanese names for them that he could have used as inspiration instead of google translating colors.

See, that's one of the things killing me about these girls. He admits he went to google translate and typed in the words for these characters' base idea, instead of actually looking up the kanji used for the Four Gods' names. Vermillion Bird's kanji is 朱雀, pronounced 'Suzaku' which straight up is an actual Japanese girl's name, if very rare. He used '鳥' which is pronounced 'tori' and means bird, sure, but the actual kanji (雀) means small bird or sparrow. Which is 'Suzume' and is also an authentic name.

Not to mention he continues putting the names out of order and that irritates me.
 
Easy fix for tiger girl:

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The red head looks more like a fox then a bird. Now that he mentions orihime....she looks like a love child between orihime and gin....Now I need bleach to get that out of my mind.

And i don't mind the tiger chikas look personally. If she's cat like then it works. A Lot of cats look aloof n what not, then those bipolar shits turn on you and rip you to shreds.
 
Here's a better picture of them (from Mulberry, of course).
It just hit me: why does the Red one have her garters (or whatever those things are called) exposed?
Also, aren't glasses on a string something only old people have?

It's technically a garter belt in American English, I think, with the garter being the entire piece of clothing.

Theoretically, the reason it's showing is just because that's kinda how it works. Try wearing thigh high socks without some and see how it works for you (badly, because they bunch up and it's really uncomfortable). It's weird for a schoolgirl to wear them, though. An actual schoolgirl is more likely to just use glue (which sounds odd but trust me, it happens allll the time in places where the uniform sock is that high).


Considering none of the other girls have them, not to mention it's really weird for a teenage girl to be wearing garters in the first place, I'm guessing yandere dev just thinks of them as lingerie and the fact they serve a purpose other than looking sexy is lost on him.

As for the glasses, presumably it's to go for the librarian look.

also not that it's the biggest uniform fuckup but socks/stockings are part of the uniform in Japanese high schools, and the fact that a student council is all wearing different styles speaks rather poorly for the quality of the school. Sure, not all schools are ultra anal about the uniform in Japan, especially not a relatively minor part like the socks, but I had kinda thought this was supposed to be a super elite school.

garters don't work like they do for the girl on the far left,

I might not be seeing what you're seeing, what do you mean?
 
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Theoretically, the reason it's showing is just because that's kinda how it works. Try wearing thigh high socks without some and see how it works for you (badly, because they bunch up and it's really uncomfortable).
But those are knee socks, those don't fall down unless they're super loose. The garters in this case would be unnecessary
 
But those are knee socks, those don't fall down unless they're super loose. The garters in this case would be unnecessary

Oh, you mean they wouldn't be needed? Yeah, I think I agree with you, though I've never really worn knee high socks.

I've never heard of Japanese girls wearing garters to school. I've never seen it in anime either.

Because they don't. The typical solution is glue. No, seriously.

porn grade garterbelts

This is one of those phrases I want to try and work into everyday conversation.
 
The red head looks more like a fox then a bird. Now that he mentions orihime....she looks like a love child between orihime and gin....Now I need bleach to get that out of my mind.

And i don't mind the tiger chikas look personally. If she's cat like then it works. A Lot of cats look aloof n what not, then those bipolar shits turn on you and rip you to shreds.

I feel like Tiger girl is more kitsune-like with her mischievous face and her crafty personality.
 
Oh, you mean they wouldn't be needed? Yeah, I think I agree with you, though I've never really worn knee high socks.
I've worn knee socks, and they don't need garters.

But anyways, this school's uniform is fucking ridiculous. Different socks for every student is something that I'd expect from a public school, not an elite one. And the sailor seifuku still annoys me. He should just switch to the blazer uniforms at this point.
 
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