Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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"Progress was made, but then stopped. I suppose I could theoretically get it working if I spent time on it, but there are just other things I'd rather work on right now."

Like what? What specifically? He won't admit to having a falling out with tinyBuld's programmer, so he will not admit to having to learn C#. I'd love to see his excuse.
 
I feel like the game will be "delayed" quite a bit. He's still making over $4,500 a month on Patreon, not to mention his ad revenue on YouTube. This game will be "In development" until somewhere between 2020-2025 in my opinion.

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He could've gotten a steady stream of revenue longer if he had just buckled down and worked on the game. But he'd rather have a giant motherlode that lasts at the cost of his rep.
A likely scenario is when he runs out of yansim money, he'll try to make a new game under a new name, restarting the cycle with a new generation of kids too young to have heard of Yandere Simulator.
 
>Progress was made, but then stopped. I suppose I could theoretically get it working if I spent time on it, but there are just other things I'd rather work on right now.

The way he words this sentence is so hilariously suspicious that it's impossible to take it as anything other than "There was no progress, i don't know how to fix it and i don't care."
 
I used to follow him, but his incessant complaining put me off.
I was especially irritated when he feigned ignorance at his game getting banned on Twitch. Like, dude, it's pretty much been laid out for you as to why Twitch banned your game.

BUT NO! GTA V WAS SO MUCH MORE GRAPHIC AND THESE OTHER JAPANESE GAMES SHOW UNDERAGE GIRLS ALL THE TIME AND IT'S AWFUL AND NO UNDERAGE GIRLS WILL WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM ANYMORE. HOW DARE THEY. WTF TWITCH. HOW DARE YOU PROTECT YOUR PLATFORM SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!1!

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Alex now has to learn C#

That really fucking says it all about how inept he is; C# is NOT difficult to learn, especially if you have a prior understanding of C++ and OOP practic-
oh wait, this is Alex we're talking about. I'd honestly love to see the rest of his scripts, the student one alone still fucking haunts me to this day...

And, speaking of Lunar Scythe, anyone else notice in his easter egg winners post that he practically begged Blandere-chan to have a scythe? I genuinely think he has a fetish for this shit (on top of anime boobies *slurp slurp*)
 
That really fucking says it all about how inept he is; C# is NOT difficult to learn, especially if you have a prior understanding of C++ and OOP practic-
oh wait, this is Alex we're talking about. I'd honestly love to see the rest of his scripts, the student one alone still fucking haunts me to this day...

And, speaking of Lunar Scythe, anyone else notice in his easter egg winners post that he practically begged Blandere-chan to have a scythe? I genuinely think he has a fetish for this shit (on top of anime boobies *slurp slurp*)

I think his fascination -- or fetishization really -- with his Luna character is on-par with John Walker Flynt (Brianna Wu) and his Holliday character from Revolution 60/Socially Unconscious creations. Their autistic fanfic Mary Sue characters are so important to them that it's an unsettling and clearly unhealthy detriment to being anywhere near normal, and they sperg when someone points out how dumb it is. There's a sexual element to both -- Flynt saw Holliday as the ultimate standard of what a pretty lady is and eventually went full transvestite to achieve that, while Alex sees Luna as fap material that was born of his eternal teen angst and sexual frustration.

Now unlike Mr. Flynt, Alex probably isn't going to lop his dong off despite all of that fucking weird Rule 63 art Mulberry drew of him, but the two are no less autistic than the other.
 
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