Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Astro-Nerd]

As much as he desperately needs to take a programming class, he needs to take a writing class as well. Even if he paid someone to magically fix his disastrous code, the overall writing of the story will still be really shitty. All of his characters are bland and bare bones, the dialogue in the game is really awkward, and the lore makes very little to no sense. Sometimes, he has plot points that have some potential to going somewhere, but then he just ends up making them really stupid.

The way he keeps adding things that don't pertain to the main story of the game (the Yakuza thing, the demon thing, the FUN girl), it really starts to feel like one of those TV series, book series, movie series, or lengthy fanfictions where the writer has no idea where they want to go, so they just throw in about any idea to see if it sticks, but the difference here is that Alex actually has a point A and point B, where the other examples I put are more along the lines of that it has been running for so long so they have exhausted so many ideas that the author has nowhere to really go from here, thus lacking the point B. Alex, on the other hand, just constantly diverts from the main story path that he could take by just adding unnecessary bullshit. It's like having two points on a piece of paper and asking a child to connect the two dots, but Alex just scribbles all over the paper instead.

If he just focused on the main story, getting from point A to B, then the rest of the stuff would come naturally as it was written. This kind of applies to how he adds stuff to the game, and if he actually did focus on the main story then Osana would've been done ages ago.

 

[MW 002]

Ya know, Alex could just hire a writer to write out the main plot, characters and scenarios for as low as $10 a month so that he could then focus on programming.

 

[princess13456789]

Ya know, Alex could just hire a writer to write out the main plot, characters and scenarios for as low as $10 a month so that he could then focus on programming.

Alex is a stubborn mule who doesn't want help but his writing for plot is shit.

 

[Astro-Nerd]

Ya know, Alex could just hire a writer to write out the main plot, characters and scenarios for as low as $10 a month so that he could then focus on programming.

Alex is way too arrogant to ask for help. He'd think his shit show of a story is the best because he came up with it.

 

[lolnope]

Guys, since Alex only ever started the game because of his "burning hatred" for Mike, why don't we piss him off more so he'll work faster?

I'll start:

 

[Hopeman]

Alex is way too arrogant to ask for help. He'd think his shit show of a story is the best because he came up with it.

lol, with how prideful Alex is in his content, someone should email him asking what kind of reviews he hopes YanSim will get.
Then again, the amount of :autism: in his replies is too much to bear.

 

[Idea Waifu]

I'll start:

In his game they speak fluid english and need to pronounce an english name like an idiot?
Also the people who say that alex will fix his game if he reads a book of how to program are really its not going to fix the game, optimization its in a different level, he still would have fps issues

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

In his game they speak fluid english and need to pronounce an english name like an idiot?

I seriously start to believe that Arekusu thinks Japanese people says foreign names differently for fun and as cute nicknames, not because their pronunciation is different.

 

[LateToTheParty]

Guys, since Alex only ever started the game because of his "burning hatred" for Mike, why don't we piss him off more so he'll work faster?

I'll start:

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... or I'm going to change his name entirely, and give him a legitimate-sounding japanese name.

Oh yeah? As legitimate-sounding as "Midori Gurin"?

 

[Hopeman]

Oh yeah? As legitimate-sounding as "Midori Gurin"?

Googling Midori shows pictures of liquor.
Saikou is a common word used in anime.

How Alex fails so much at picking names is beyond me. :powerlevel:

 

[NazoXIII]

Oh yeah? As legitimate-sounding as "Midori Gurin"?

Someone really ought to tell Alex that Gurin is phonetically the japanese word for Crimson, rather than green. His retarded pun doesn't even work. I mean, it never worked, Gurin doesn't sound anything like Green no matter how you accent it, at best it would sound like Gren.

If he really wants to go with the stupid punny names, why not something that actually seems feasible, like Midori Hayashi (Green woods/forest), that's an actual surname that reaches the same effect and doesn't sound stupid. (He can't use that one either, because I'll be damned if anything said here makes it into his shit game, unless of course he directly credits the farms).

 

[nier]

alex is arekkusu not arekusu

the ッ is a petty thing to point out, but it shows how uneducated he actually is- and how dunning kruger he is to think he knows it all

 

[Blyat]

"1) Is there any reason why Kizana had a broken bone?"

He linked to a wiki article explaining what break-a-leg means.
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[Idea Waifu]

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"1) Is there any reason why Kizana had a broken bone?"

He linked to a wiki article explaining what break-a-leg means.
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also found this cool meme

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[princess13456789]

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also found this cool meme

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That image pretty much shows what Alex is doing for 2 years.

 

[NazoXIII]

"1) Is there any reason why Kizana had a broken bone?"

He linked to a wiki article explaining what break-a-leg means.
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He has a bizarre habit of wanting to explain everything to someone, down to the gnats ass... He's a know it all that knows nothing.
Luckily for him, his fandom consists of people too young to know anything, so he can freely condescend to them.

 

[A Sign]

Please. Alex is so full of himself he'd even refuse to allow a clone of himself to work for him.

New student named after beer, when? Since we are talking about ancent memes:

Anyone remember Naruto? this was the biggest Mary Sue(he name was Asahi...as in the Japanese beer) in the fandom, so much drama back in the day, and a suprise to no one she paired herself with Edgelord sasake

She also uses an energy scythe like Luna

 

[LucasSomething]

>Kizana's broken leg is intentional and not Alex's fault for giving her model a broken idle pose

 

[Leaks]

Also the people who say that alex will fix his game if he reads a book of how to program are really its not going to fix the game, optimization its in a different level, he still would have fps issues

Optimization and fps actually go hand in hand. The goal of optimizating if for the game to use the least amount of resources from its hardware to make a smooth and consistent gameplay experience.Consistently high frame rate usually means pretty good optimization.

Yandere Sims coding is awful and can't even run a consistent 60 fps on a high end computer because its essentially trying to load literally everything thus pushing the hardware to its limits to the point it makes the fps drop.

Its amazing to me that a game that looks like a PS2 game at best, would have performance issues in this day and age.
And its not like C# and Unity are hard programs to use. I think Unity also helps with optimization with little to no work done by the programmer.

(Edit: Multiple edits lmao I'm tired)

 

[Idea Waifu]

ehmm if you all confused about what i meant with the optimization, its more an architecture level than programming, its hard to explain but its like making wise decisions and management of resources i will give you examples that alex my steal and use, so contact me alex to give me my $5000 payment
-if you dont see a character then stop his animation
-if you see a character far enough then reduce his frames of animation
-use something called level of detail to reduce complexity of a model when its far enough
-use low pixel resolution textures when the character is far enough
-if you dont see the character, instead of moving him and calculating the path he needs to walk, pause path, pause animation, just make him teleport based on the time
-characters only check for dead bodies if they are close, not far, checking for bodies everytime take resources from cpu and reduce your update speed which affect fps and that goes for all the list that i mentioned
-and there is tons of optimization that i can come with , but so far i dont see the payment on my pocket so i'll stop

Edit : i removed the emotes because they were annoying and left only one