Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[SolarSickle]

Sure:
Fureddo Jonzu, Rojasu Norubiro, Sokubi Dubidu, Beruma Dinkuri, Dafuni Bureiku.
But worry not, because:
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Unless they become iconic of course, then he won't change it.

Don't.... don't tell me those are actually the real names.

 

[Vifam]

Spoiler

 

[NazoXIII]

Spoiler

Like I said, Alex is the same type of person he insults. The lack of self awareness with that ever so slight hint of projection is absolute astounding.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

Spoiler

“You seem 12 years old”

Says the man who probably has lived in his parents’ basement for more than double of that. Not to mention used the same insult before he said “Oof” on stream and then removed the rule because hypocrisy.

The fact he bans them from just an assumption just kind of proves that he really doesn’t give a shit about his rules, he’ll just ban anyone he doesn’t like.

((I’m going to bet a lot that it was because of the Himiko NDRV3 sprite the person was using as a pfp was the reason why he assumed them to be 12 yrs))

 

[autist_vibes]

Scientist students' ears remind me Chachamaru from Negima.

But, to be fair, it's most likely to be a trope than a copy. It's not the first time I see a robot character with these ears.

About Photography club: how come nobody tattle on them? Don't Student Council girls patrol the rooms everyday?

 

[SolarSickle]

I'd like someone with programming knowledge to answer this: given the time between the last update (delinquents) and this one, was this an "appropriate" amount of time to program this feature or was Alex being slow again?

 

[LucasSomething]

You know, in my last comment about delinquents i was considering writing about how hard Alex would ruin the sleuth club but turning them into "living cameras" who circle the school constantly but i thought it was unnecessary sperging but guess what? It's exactly what he did.

>Sleuth

Hilariously, nobody in this club uses their camera, only the cell phone. A novel idea but retarded gameplaywise. The persona is just a mix of 3 different personasn (social, phone and heroic) with the added annoyance of going after every student.

Double hilariously, it sounds really easy to kill them by letting them come to you one by one.

>Stalker

Why would you ever let these Camera witness survive? If the leader sees you you'll be forced to kill him and the others won't fight back, so it's heavily beneficial to kill all of them fast. Also, 5 students following you looks really stupid.

Let's all fuse together into one being!

>"Each new persona took a lot of work to be added to the game"

How? I'm not going to pretend i know Alex code but these personas are just variations of other personas.

Council = Heroic but invincible
Delinquent = Heroic but doesn't die when you fight back
Phone = Coward but with a game over timer
Sleuth = Heroic with each other, social at high atmosphere, phone at low atmoshere

And the worst part here is that you can't manipulate them in ANY way. You can't make delinquents fight other students which would in turn distract the council. You can't message the phone addicts. You can't trick the sleuths into stalking the wrong person. How this huge amount of NOTHING take so much work?

>The final nail in the coffin

Remember that Alex started the video saying "enemies in stealth game only react in one way, taking out a weapon and trying to kill you"? All of these personas are functionally identical. Moving obstacles that spot you and draw their spray/crowbar/cellphone to give you a game over.

It's almost poetic how it always comes down to Alex contradicting himself.

 

[TheSlayer]

Sure:
Fureddo Jonzu, Rojasu Norubiro, Sokubi Dubidu, Beruma Dinkuri, Dafuni Bureiku.
But worry not, because:
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Unless they become iconic of course, then he won't change it.

Hanna and Barbera are turning in their graves

...
Ruh roh raggy

I cried when i saw the names

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So guys... did you knew that Scooby-Doo was an anime?

Yes, and it's called Persona 4 The Animation.

 

[TheSlayer]

Hey guys look what I found in a knockoff yandere sim game on Google play...

If y'all look closely, those anims are nearly same from the student council feature that Alex claimed took forever and a day to make...but they're all here in this game...hmm...

Now, if we weren't dealing with Alex here I'd think the knockoff just stole them from ys. But since Alex steals, maybe he got them from another source (other than volunteers ofc)

Ppl usually think that the knockoffs steal from Alex cuz they don't know about how much HE steals from other ppl and the asset store...They just think he makes it alllllll himself cuz he was the first to present those shitty cheap assets in a popular game

 

[Figaro]

It's almost poetic how it always comes down to Alex contradicting himself.

Alex in a nutshell.
Bans people for acting like "12-year olds" because he can and then proceeds to act like a 12-year old.
Says he'll stand out by doing something different from the games that inspire him by doing the same thing.
He loves who he is and he is what he hates. It would do his heart good to embrace the harmless immaturity of his fans.

 

[Orhahine]

Apparently, people can download the update early on Mega/Mediafire right now as I type this. I'll edit this when the actual blog post and video are released.

Edit Two: New Video!

Blog Post:
https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2018/06/01/the-photography-club-and-sleuths-in-yandere-simulator/

Edit: WATCHING AMZE'S STREAM ABOUT IT AND THERE'S ALREADY A BUG LMFAO, THEY SPIN IN CIRCLES WHEN THEY FIND A CORPSE

Tbh I don't fully mind the concept of them looking like famous fictional detectives. If he made them look similar to them but gave them different names and distinct personalities (maybe giving them one quirk that whoever they're based on has), then I wouldn't really mind too much. But damn, I really hate how they're looking right now. The only one that I kind of like is the purple girl, but even her design is clunky and bad.

Also the fact that they don't use their cameras around their necks is hilarious

 

[lolnope]

This has to be the blandest group of characters yet. Also, why did it take him so long to add a bunch of characters who use the exact same code as everyone else?

 

[NazoXIII]

This has to be the blandest group of characters yet. Also, why did it take him so long to add a bunch of characters who use the exact same code as everyone else?

I'm sure to him it was a lot of work, not everyone knows how to copy and paste, you know

 

[Blanche Bleach]

the photography club actually look like shit, like the colours are so saturated and nasty. how in the fuck is he getting away with ripping off scooby doo

also i can't get over his behaviour on the discord server. y'all have said everything there is to say but i can't get over it

 

[Hopeman]

Let's all fuse together into one being!

So a fourth of YanSim’s lag comes from full body colliders that don’t even work, strange.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

So a fourth of YanSim’s lag comes from full body colliders that don’t even work, strange.

it's not like he knows how to delete stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Yes, and it's called Persona 4 The Animation.

God fucking bless you.

Alex has gotten some ideas from the Persona series. One of the events that can happen in Persona 5 (I don't know about the other games) is that the main character can overhear students talking about various different things, such as shops where you can buy things, and Alex said that he wants to implement this in his analysis video of Persona 5.

 

[LucasSomething]

Since Alex was so lazy in the last video that he didn't bither showing the photo club students in detail, here is them:

Also, if you check the one on the left who is supposed to be scooby you see...

He has a DOG COLLAR (and probably autism too)! It looks ridiculous at best and sexually creepy at worst.

 

[NazoXIII]

Since Alex was so lazy in the last video that he didn't bither showing the photo club students in detail, here is them:

Also, if you check the one on the left who is supposed to be scooby you see...

He has a DOG COLLAR (and probably autism too)! It looks ridiculous at best and sexually creepy at worst.

Awful, truly truly awful.

I also love how the designs have sparked a civil war on the subreddit. There are people questioning why Alex wasted time designing and naming placeholders, maybe they're seeing the light now.