Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Knowing Alex, she probably breaks the entire game, and he needs to figure it what if/then statement causes that
This has been speculated as the main reason, but it's probably also because he wants to use her for more money and the fact that she's most likely really boring because he spoiled everything about her.
 
He'd better get on Osana soon, Patreon isn't making it's money and are going to re-evaluate how they charge for their service. Without anything of value getting done and the drop in patreon's he'll lose quite a bit of tardbucks before he can even release her.
 
I also haven’t played it in years, did he ever stick to his open world idea? What about his yakuza style fighting mode that he got shunned into taking back before deciding “fuck it, I’m doing it anyway”(did I even remember that correctly?)
 
I also haven’t played it in years, did he ever stick to his open world idea? What about his yakuza style fighting mode that he got shunned into taking back before deciding “fuck it, I’m doing it anyway”(did I even remember that correctly?)
I don't think that yakuza fight mode thing is going to be in the final game and the town has been put on hold
but this is Alex we're taking about he loves biting more than he can chew he'll probably change his mind and want to implement them and prioritize them over Osana.
 
It's also odd because we have confirmation from a couple of volunteers that Osana is in fact completed, and could be added to the game at any point, but Alex refuses to do so for whatever reason.

Yeah because I highly doubt it's actually true. If it is, we would've seen some sort of update regarding her being implemented in the game. Why he is stalling on this would be beyond me.

I won't fully believe Osana is complete until we see her in the game itself.
 
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Yeah because I highly doubt it's actually true. If it is, we would've seen some sort of update regarding her being implemented in the game. Why he is stalling on this would be beyond me.

I won't fully believe Osana is complete until we see her in the game itself.
He has plenty of reasons to stall. One big one being the loss of a fair bit of volunteers in 2018. How can Alex do shit these coming months if he has jack shit for people helping him. December was a prime example of this. The obvious other reason is money and more unnecessary YouTube coverage.
 
I’m pulling this out of my ass, but I suspect the reason why he’s stalling Osana is because he knows that the people who are actively keeping up with YanSim will blow through her in like an hour.

Probably even less than that!
Step 1. Befriend Osana's friend ASAP, lead her to incinerator and kill her
Step 2. Do the gaming club leader's task (which honestly takes like ten seconds with no challenge)
Step 3. Skip to Thursday and Drown her in the pool. No witnesses will be present as the bullies will be looking at the gaming club leader and Osana's stalker of a friend will be dead

I'd be shocked if doing all this takes an hour, maybe even half an hour. The average fan under-assumes just how much Alex has spoiled of Osana's week in his Youtube videos, and will be shocked when eliminating her sucks ass because they know everything.
 
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Given his inability to not spoil everything I assume he's going to spoil all the other rivals as well, assuming the whole project doesn't fall apart somehow before Osana actually gets added. I don't believe he's 'finished' her unless he's talking solely about animations given the way he messily links together the other student classes and the player.

It's gonna be funny if he somehow manages to get this finished and released only for speedrunners to figure out how to complete it in less than 30 minutes. I'd guess the times would be in the low 10-15 minute range after a week or two.
 
I’m pulling this out of my ass, but I suspect the reason why he’s stalling Osana is because he knows that the people who are actively keeping up with YanSim will blow through her in like an hour.
I think he hasnt implemented her because he knows she isnt fun. I forget who said it, but it was stated the Osana IS finished but isnt being released. I think Alex keeps adding worthless bullshit to his game because he's trying to add bloat to make Killing Osana more detailed or fun. He has to be worries that if Osana is released and everyone shits on it, the game is dead.
 
I think he hasnt implemented her because he knows she isnt fun. I forget who said it, but it was stated the Osana IS finished but isnt being released. I think Alex keeps adding worthless bullshit to his game because he's trying to add bloat to make Killing Osana more detailed or fun. He has to be worries that if Osana is released and everyone shits on it, the game is dead.
Osana has also been the end goal before the Kickstarter is supposed to start, if she isn't fun, yeah the game will die almost instantly
 
I have no idea how high schools work in Japan, but in most High Schools in the U.S school pools aren't ever open to students unless there is a lifeguard (or adult) on duty. Besides, who the fuck would spend free period or lunch SUNBATHING near the school pool? That only happens in anime.

Besides, if I discovered a girl who drowned to death in the pool with a giant fucking weight attached to her hair only a retard like Alex would think it was an "accident" instead of jumping straight to "murder made to look like an exceptional accident" His excuse that Yan-Chan would remove the weight out of the pool first wouldn't work either, because if it was heavy enough to drown Osana, it's probably impossible to extract out of the pool as well.
 
I think he hasnt implemented her because he knows she isnt fun. I forget who said it, but it was stated the Osana IS finished but isnt being released. I think Alex keeps adding worthless bullshit to his game because he's trying to add bloat to make Killing Osana more detailed or fun. He has to be worries that if Osana is released and everyone shits on it, the game is dead.
I don't think Alex realizes that the longer he waits to put Osana in the game, the more hype will be built around her, and the bigger the disappointment will be when she's finally implemented.
 
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