Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kanna]

You'd think he'd learn by now after the whole "gremlin" situation and the "Where's Osana" video.
Even if by some miracle that he does put Osana in it will be horrible.

I never understood why Osana was important in the first place. She looks like a bitch.

 

[CakeCutey]

I never understood why Osana was important in the first place. She looks like a bitch.

She's basically supposed to be the tutorial on how rivals work.

 

[SlavicCyanide]

I archived it, just in case: http://archive.li/r5EHx
Here's the main excerpt:

I pointed out that there are many people under the age of 18 who have had sexual experiences without being traumatized. I pointed out that some people aren’t “ready” for sex even after age 18. All human beings are different from one another, thus one “age of consent” will not work for all humans. I attempted to propose the idea of finding another way to determine whether or not someone is “ready” for sex, such as a passing a test that grants a “sex license.”
Regrettably, these concepts were simply too complex for poor “N” to grasp. Intent on forcing me to answer a question that would allow her to brand me as a pedophile, she demanded to know if I would permit a 14-year-old to have sex with a grown man if the 14-year-old had passed the “sex license test” that I had proposed.
Well, obviously, if there’s a test that objectively proves that a person is ready for sex, and a person passes that test, then that person is objectively ready for sex. This is simple logic, but “N” lacked the mental capacity to figure this out for herself.

Note to self:
Never eat while looking at Kiwi Farms.
What the fuck? That's disgusting. Everything Alex says or does to defend himself just digs him a deeper hole. He's literally going to hit the center of the Earth. He's already passed the mantle. The only thing he'll be credited for in his life is being the first person to travel to the Earth's core irl.

Spoiler: Slightly Distasteful Joke

Can't wait till we can quote him on "It's perfectly okay to fuck a mute 3 year old! They can't say no!"
Surprised he hasn't already at this point.

He acts like everything he says will justify his actions, but it just makes him more accountable for even more shit.

The worst part is his audience is made of young, impressionable, edgy prepubescent kids that think they're true Yandere's.
Most probably think the game is just like real life too.
It's kind of concerning.

Edit:

She's basically supposed to be the tutorial on how rivals work.

Don't forget the fact that Dev also had to add every single Japanese and Anime stereotype and trope to the game.
Tsunderes are one of those tropes.

Spoiler: One of Alex's Suggested Concepts

From what I can remember, Kokona will actually be the tutorial, but you won't kill her. There was a suggestion where she is practicing a play and asks you to help her with something and you have to pretend to stab her and then clean up the evidence and all.

 

[Barry Allen]

Hey I made a nice little piece of fan art for Yandere Dev to see in the discord. but i got kicked

; n ;

it makes me super sad that he didn't see it.

 

[Cast Away]

Hey I made a nice little piece of fan art for Yandere Dev to see in the discord. but i got kicked

; n ;

it makes me super sad that he didn't see it.

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I'm sure spamming Alex with NOTICE ME SENPAI or JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY will make him see it

 

[WingsOfDepression]

I'm sure spamming Alex with NOTICE ME SENPAI or JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY will make him see it

He will just block/ban that stuff almost instantly and give no reaction to it. YandereDev is easily one of the most boring lolcows to troll, he gives zero reaction, just blocks and censors everything. I'm just waiting for the game to fail so he can start full time streaming and become like WingsOfRedemption, crying about how the trolls ruined his game as he throws controllers across his room.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Hey I made a nice little piece of fan art for Yandere Dev to see in the discord. but i got kicked

; n ;

it makes me super sad that he didn't see it.

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Hell yeah, my nigga! You trolled YandereDev so bad, only his loyal mod actually saw your master trolling! Surely, this will finally defeat the mad man! In all seriousness, your attempt at trolling was awful as it got no results. Please, don't do this again, it's painful just to look at.

Ehh YT wiki Moderators doesn't care about deleting it, except last time i've checked that there's a moderator and a "bureaucrat" contributed on editing the page, but not deleting most of the stuff I put there. Only those YS wiki moderator lackeys only care about sealing up the truth behind Yanderedev's past.

EDIT: If sumbitch can reverse any shit there, i'm still gonna come back tho, but rn, looks like no one cares about his Wikitubia site filled with copy-pastes from Lolcow wiki, and they thought they've finished their job there. Also here's the link for his Wikitubia page:

Yandere Dev

Alex Mahan (born: June 30, 1988 [age 31]), better known online as Yandere Dev, is an independent game developer from California. He worked at a video game company and helped work on five console games and five mobile games. After this, he left in July 2013 to pursue his dream of becoming an...

youtube.fandom.com

Just make sure to make it look informative and less biased

YandereDev's past is irrelevant to his YouTube channel and arguably his game development. His fans don't care about his past, they only get alienated when he does things in the present. I'd suggest not getting personally involved with trying to take down YandereDev. You've been going at it since 3 years ago and editing the wiki has gotten you nowhere.

 

[WingsOfDepression]

Hell yeah, my nigga! You trolled YandereDev so bad, only his loyal mod actually saw your master trolling! Surely, this will finally defeat the mad man! In all seriousness, your attempt at trolling was awful as it got no results. Please, don't do this again, it's painful just to look at.

YandereDev's past is irrelevant to his YouTube channel and arguably his game development. His fans don't care about his past, they only get alienated when he does things in the present. I'd suggest not getting personally involved with trying to take down YandereDev. You've been going at it since 3 years ago and editing the wiki has gotten you nowhere.

Exactly, don't even try to troll Dev, because just like Chris, he manages to fuck himself over, trolling himself better than anyone can troll him.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I never understood why Osana was important in the first place. She looks like a bitch.

She’s the first acid test of the game’s sandbox logic and the point where it’s going to be very, very obvious to outsiders that the code is garbage and affords no possibilities for emergent gameplay like Hitman does. When she gets added there’s going to be drama and I guarantee it’s going to be as good as or better than the fallout after the gremlins video. This is why trolling Alex isn’t a good idea - we’re almost at the point of cow self-immolation, just wait a month and it’ll be worth it.

Maybe I'm a dumb-dumb with zero programming knowledge, but is having an opening cutscene really such a big feat? Especially with low quality assets and models like YandereDev uses? I remember that the earliest videos on his channel was a more elaborate introduction cutscene that was eventually scrapped. Meaning that technicall by Alex' own admission scraping together an intro cutscene is relatively easy. This shouldn't be worthy of an update, this should be something he slaps on top of the game before releasing it as a demo (or a "V-slice").

Since one of the markets Unity aggressively targets aside from videogames is architectural visualization, one of the things it’s fantastically good at is noninteractive scripted content. If you’ve ever seen animation software with a timeline, unity has that sort of full suite for recording/playback built into the editor. It has some really awkward limitations (debugging something gone wrong in animator logic is awful) but for simple animated Flash-style cutscenes and flythroughs it’s excellent and I encourage anyone with an interest in doing something akin to digital stop motion to play around with it. It’s fun and requires extremely minimal code knowledge.

 

[DefunctChip]

Boy its been a while since I've peeked into this thread. This guy just never changes. It amazes me that there are actually still people willing to defend this absolute trainwreck (I'm assuming at this point they're mostly underaged middle and high schoolers) but there is at least one thing I want to address: the 200 laptop toaster claim. I have a 1,400 dollar gaming laptop so I can render shit quicker for my animation classes. It's only about a year old and YanSim still runs like shit on it.

I guess since nothing is going on here (besides Alex wanting to diddle little girls) as we wait on the ticking time bomb to detonate in his face, I have some old inked pieces of character redesigns if anyone wants to see them.

 

[Erica]

She’s the first acid test of the game’s sandbox logic and the point where it’s going to be very, very obvious to outsiders that the code is garbage and affords no possibilities for emergent gameplay like Hitman does. When she gets added there’s going to be drama and I guarantee it’s going to be as good as or better than the fallout after the gremlins video. This is why trolling Alex isn’t a good idea - we’re almost at the point of cow self-immolation, just wait a month and it’ll be worth it.



Since one of the markets Unity aggressively targets aside from videogames is architectural visualization, one of the things it’s fantastically good at is noninteractive scripted content. If you’ve ever seen animation software with a timeline, unity has that sort of full suite for recording/playback built into the editor. It has some really awkward limitations (debugging something gone wrong in animator logic is awful) but for simple animated Flash-style cutscenes and flythroughs it’s excellent and I encourage anyone with an interest in doing something akin to digital stop motion to play around with it. It’s fun and requires extremely minimal code knowledge.

That being sad, while cutscenes are pretty streamlined in Unity, they are time consuming. I’m presuming it took so long due to waiting for an animator willing to commit to the entire thing.

I wouldn’t call it a “milestone,” since I doubt he’s going to make some big announcement video for every possible cutscene in the game, but it’s not something you could just throw together.

 

[Trombonista]

I doubt he’s going to make some big announcement video for every possible cutscene in the game

You sure about that?

 

[FeatherDuster]

Spoiler: No wonder most of the hairstyles look the exact same

Do you think hair physics like this could be implemented on all stude…

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Spoiler: "Fans" are just as brainwashed as always

Hope he's alright : yandere_simulator

archived 21 Jun 2019 00:58:03 UTC

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Devpai has really put attention to detail regarding the students, thi…

archived 21 Jun 2019 01:04:26 UTC

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Spoiler: Eva actually points out a flaw in his game... That's a rare sight.

Was the headache feature necessary? : yandere_simulator

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[DefunctChip]

Spoiler: Eva actually points out a flaw in his game... That's a rare sight.

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Even when he points out a flaw in his game it's in the vein of 'it was bad but yeah I fixed it'.

 

[Lexi62]

Spoiler: Eva actually points out a flaw in his game... That's a rare sight.

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But isn't there already a conciquence planned for when you kidnap someone? Cause I believe he mentioned that if you kidnap a student and miss a day you lose popularity over time. You really couldn't do this for every rival. And if he really wanted to make it harder, he could do it that each time you take the tranquilizer heavier security goes on the cabinet, because surely the nurse would notice it missing if not the next day then at least a few days later when she needs to use it or look to replace it.

Only way I could see it working is by skipping school, murder, then go to the music club and preform perfectly in the band since that apparently is going to give you either max reputation or a lot of reputation...which also makes it so you can gossip until the student leaves with hardly any problems.

There's a lot of loop holes...

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I just can't understand how my PC is able to run GTA V, PayDay 2, and DOOM 2K16 just fine. But this weeaboo game won't fucking run properly in this machine. Probably he's bad with optimization.

 

[Colloid]

I just can't understand how my PC is able to run GTA V, PayDay 2, and DOOM 2K16 just fine. But this weeaboo game won't fucking run properly in this machine. Probably he's bad with optimization.

It's the bad pathfinding and lack occlusion culling for the most part, but that's just the tip of the iceberg regarding this game's technical problems. In true lolcow fashion, Alex's excuses so far have been blaming Unity, blaming his fans for using cheap computers, and blaming trolls for disrupting his productivity instead of just accepting the reality that he's a terrible developer.

 

[Trombonista]

Even when he points out a flaw in his game it's in the vein of 'it was bad but yeah I fixed it'.

Or "yeah it's bad but I don't feel like fixing it right now."

 

[Pikimon]

Is the game done yet

 

[DefunctChip]

Is the game done yet

No come back in 2035