Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Lexi62]

To be fair, the main purpose of SNAP mode is just to kill your lover. Even though it adds challenge for other students to not freeze, the challenge for killing as many as possible is wasted since it's optional and you don't even need to do it.

Still feels weird that all students freeze in place which even by Yandere Simulator standards, it doesn't make sense, and even I would personally find it more fun to see students running away quickly if there's a mass murderer nearby. Imagine playing Hatred with literally everyone else is standing there. It might be fun to kill them for the first few minutes, but it'd get boring and you'd want to focus on the main objective.

.... Maybe this is the entire point? Focusing on the main objective aka killing your lover? Think this is giving Alex too much credit.

Honestly it would make sense if, at least in this scenario, they stayed still until you killed someone, otherwise they're looking at you in a creeped out, "what is she doing" kind of way. Then run and hide once you have killed someone. It would be neat if everything went in slow motion around Ayano too, except for the kills.

And let's be honest, the whole concept of SNAP mode is edgy. Though I don't care for the thing with the cops, it's not a bad concept for a yandere type of character.

 

[SolarSickle]

She fucking punched a hole through one of the students with nothing but a knife, also

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He expects his fans to think she's a cool edgy character, not a blatant self insert "take that haterrrz" towards people who disliked Alex's autistic handholding. If only his kid fans knew this is exactly how he thinks and what he thinks of them.

I'll be honest, after playing the SNAP cutscene, I kinda liked it. even if it was edgy. Kind of. But like everything in Alex's "game" it needs a lot of work. It was also definitely not worth a 6 year wait.

Now that you bring it up, it really does feel like Alex using a sock puppet. Having Info-chan break the fourth wall a little could be funny but Alex didn't break the fourth wall, he utterly shattered it and is now angrily gazing into your face.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Now that you bring it up, it really does feel like Alex using a sock puppet. Having Info-chan break the fourth wall a little could be funny but Alex didn't break the fourth wall, he utterly shattered it and is now angrily gazing into your face.

I don't see how he could ever break the 4th wall. None of them have any mesh colliders to begin with.

 

[Pizza Time]

Kappa Kaiju has released an almost 2 hour video covering Yandev and Yandere Simulator as a follow up to his last one.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

New video

You know when a celebrity dies and there's people who go "BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE"? That's me, except it's everytime Alex brings out a new "update" that only adds to the never-ending disappointment he brings.

 

[CumChalice.png]

You know when a celebrity dies and there's people who go "BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE"? That's me, except it's everytime Alex brings out a new "update" that only adds to the never-ending disappointment he brings.

Were you around for the original /v/ thread(s)? Was there anything that stood out as exceptional about him even then? When did people figure out he's the same person as EvaX?

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Were you around for the original /v/ thread(s)? Was there anything that stood out as exceptional about him even then? When did people figure out he's the same person as EvaX?

The fucker would constantly spam his streams as Eva. People figured out that he was Eva after it was leaked and he confirmed it, but /v/ thought that he had changed. He didn't.

 

[CumChalice.png]

Kappa Kaiju has released an almost 2 hour video covering Yandev and Yandere Simulator as a follow up to his last one.

Is this video worth watching or is it just iterating all the stuff we already know to his audience?

 

[Pizza Time]

Is this video worth watching or is it just iterating all the stuff we already know to his audience?

It's mostly reiterating, though since I don't follow Yandev stuff very closely it was pretty informative to me. Most of the video talks about how bad the game is, though in more layman's terms than the usual "look how bad the code is" that I usually see and don't understand because I don't know anything about coding. He talks about how Alex is "fixing" things that don't need to be fixed (removing the 5 minute Osana killing strategy with the gasoline and candle because even though the goal is to kill her, Alex didn't like that you could kill her before he wanted her to be killed) and how the game lacks a gameplay loop while being padded with unneccesary garbage instead of actual core gameplay components. He also touches on Alex being a pedophile and defending pedophilia, how his Patreon support plummeted after his "Hate and Shame" video, and just general incompetence. He concludes that the game is about 6-10% complete and thus will likely never be finished.

If you have 2 hours to burn just to have it on in the background I'd say it's entertaining enough to check out, but I doubt anyone dedicated to this thread will learn anything new.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Pret

Kappa Kaiju has released an almost 2 hour video covering Yandev and Yandere Simulator as a follow up to his last one.

Pretty much sums up literally everything in this thread that matters and wasnt in the first video. Game is just slop for his pay pigs at this point.

 

[theGayestFrog]

Why doesn't it surprise me that snap mode is just as boring as the rest of the game? He could've done something cool (but not too cool, after all it's Alex), instead he chose the lamest idea ever.

 

[Vapewizard]

If you have 2 hours to burn just to have it on in the background I'd say it's entertaining enough to check out, but I doubt anyone dedicated to this thread will learn anything new.

That's the impression I got too. Though one interesting tidbit I saw in there that I didn't know of before, which may have been brought up in this thread but it's over 1800 pages long and I wasn't here from the beginning, is that an actual native japanese speaker tried to help out with thinking of new names. The fact that the original post is deleted now makes me wonder if he ended up badmouthing the OP either directly or in secret cause I can't imagine this would happen if he actually displayed gratitude at someone trying to help out.

As a sidenote, near the end of the video Kappa kaiju brings up Toby fox and it brings the chad and virgin meme to mind.

Virgin Yanderedev: Creep who is using his underaged fanbase for as long as possible with a carrot on a stick game that will never be finished, got constructive criticism on a different project from a professional game dev and an opportunity to have an indie dev team help him out with YS but squandered it.

Chad Toby fox: Made a hit indie game that's beloved worldwide, even getting recognition in a flagship nintendo title and played smash bros with the freaking lead dev of the game.

 

[SolarSickle]

t an actual native japanese speaker tried to help out with thinking of new names.

I didn't know about that, was that around the time he designed the student council? Because in one of the two videos dedicated to them, he did mention that he wanted the names to have certain themes to them, but also wanted to make them sound Japanese. Like Aoi Ryuugoku for the blue dragon girl. And a few updates later he added fucking Sukubi Dubidu. The fact that he thought this was a good idea at all is mindbogglling, but this happening right after his declaration that he wanted to go for more serious names is exceptional.

 

[Vapewizard]

I didn't know about that, was that around the time he designed the student council?

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...ndere_simulator_name_analysis_as_seen_from_a/ It's from February 2018 apparently.

 

[R34N1M470R]

I'll probably end up editing this post to avoid double posting since I'm still reading a few pages but I just wanted to say something...

Of course his excuse for putting minors on a porn game is that it is clearly stated there that they are 18+. Alex is like those youtubers who will post copyrighted stuff and think that they are off the hook because they wrote those magic words somewhere in the description "this is copyrighted, so it's not mine".

Making a high-school game where some characters are being used for CP? "These characters are 18+, even if otherwise specified". God I love magic.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

I'll probably end up editing this post to avoid double posting since I'm still reading a few pages but I just wanted to say something...

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Of course his excuse for putting minors on a porn game is that it is clearly stated there that they are 18+. Alex is like those youtubers who will post copyrighted stuff and think that they are off the hook because they wrote those magic words somewhere in the description "this is copyrighted, so it's not mine".

Making a high-school game where some characters are being used for CP? "These characters are 18+, even if otherwise specified". God I love magic.

Can't wait for the excuse that they're all 3000 year old witches and that everyone claiming it's CP is dumb because they didn't read the lore.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Can't wait for the excuse that they're all 3000 year old witches and that everyone claiming it's CP is dumb because they didn't read the lore.

AKTHUALLY they are adult kids of rich parents who doesn’t want to take responsibility and grow up and they decided to “role play” as school kids in a “school” funded by their parents to keep their delusions.
And yes, that’s one of potential excuses Alex said by himself.

As for Kappa‘s vid... it was interesting, but one thing that got me off is a criticism of him being an american who makes a game about Japan, while he could do something about his country. C’mon, I thought that times of hating on cultural appropriation are gone, let weebs fulfill their weeb fantasies. Yes, it’s stupid and cringy, especially when Japanese people see the names, but let’s be honest, if Alex took this dude’s advice and started to work on a game about native americans, colonizers, or, to be closer to YS, about school shooters, he would be tear down much quicker.

 

[R34N1M470R]

Let's make a bet on how fast he will return from his break upon hearing someone talking shit about Alex. I'll give it 2 days plus 3 hours to write another post defending him.

Who called it? I'll look it up I know it's close

Edit: Right now it's less than 2 days and 3 hours. More like 2 days and 1 hour after your comment. So you fucking nailed it. I don't know when this was posted but obviously it has happened lmao

 

[Outtafuckstogive]

My God Cleveland.... have some self respect, please

 

[Cast Away]

Cleveland, I know you're a 30 year old manchild with no hope for life and all, but I didn't realize you were such a friendless loser than you have to delude yourself into thinking that you're actually a friend of Alex.