Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[CircusClown]

Video proof of cannotgoogleme being Alex for when he makes the inevitable "No, I didn't and the screenshots were edited" debunking subpage. I tried to explain every action so it should be understandable by the newfaggiest of newfags and summerfaggiest of summerfags. Also there's a little surprise at the end.
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[SIGSEGV]

Video proof of cannotgoogleme being Alex for when he makes the inevitable "No, I didn't and the screenshots were edited" debunking subpage. I tried to explain every action so it should be understandable by the newfaggiest of newfags and summerfaggiest of summerfags. Also there's a little surprise at the end.
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>neovim
>KDE
Based.

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

And everyone having a contest on who can make the shittiest anime waifu sim to spite Alex's fabled game is having a race to the fucking bottom.

What we need is some madlad to just lean fully into the porn aspect and make a hentai game version of Yandere Simulator. Given the nature of porn games, they will get 10% done and milk the patreon money for at least two months before declaring the project dead.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Alex actually thinks a guy's gonna go "Sorry wife, I must leave you. I have finally found the right sex doll and will be very much happier spending the rest of my life with this hunk of plastic"

To be accurate and fair, that was not Alex that said this, it was this other random loser on doll forum. But I'm sure the sentiment isn't far off from what Alex actually thinks. He's too shy to talk to real women and has unrealistic ideas about how women work. Concepts like "women are people" and "fucking a plastic doll is weird" are totally lost on Alex.

 

[Foamless]

Eh I actually prefered it if he just remake the whole game,

I remember alex said “the code in yandere sim now will not be present in the final game” so yeah. Feel bad for whoever gonna rewrite the entire code

 

[Greg]

Video proof of cannotgoogleme being Alex for when he makes the inevitable "No, I didn't and the screenshots were edited" debunking subpage. I tried to explain every action so it should be understandable by the newfaggiest of newfags and summerfaggiest of summerfags. Also there's a little surprise at the end.
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Lol, he logged in after all these years just to change his email. Can't wait for Alex to finally lose it and activate his "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" mode.

 

[Μusk]

I remember alex said “the code in yandere sim now will not be present in the final game” so yeah. Feel bad for whoever gonna rewrite the entire code

I think the bigger question is if every part of the game is slowly replaced by different, new ones, will it still be the same game in the end?

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

I remember alex said “the code in yandere sim now will not be present in the final game” so yeah. Feel bad for whoever gonna rewrite the entire code

I feel bad for whoever has to do it because any changes made will piss Alex off.
Remember Tinybuild?

 

[ThatDutchManace]

He has also logged in on the stip club review website.
And wouldn't you fucking know:

 

[Kosher Dill]

Consume the... cornstarch chalice?

 

[Casca Enjoyed It]

Lol, he logged in after all these years just to change his email. Can't wait for Alex to finally lose it and activate his "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" mode.

He actually logged in to TDF fairly recently when I saw his profile a few days ago. He still lurks the site every now and then.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Consume the... cornstarch chalice?

He will never know the warmth of a woman's touch, he will never have a living, real wife, to lovingly make him fresh chicken nuggies

Most love dolls are made of silicone, but this one is made out of Thermoplastic elastomer, abbreviated as TPE. She feels kinda "rubbery", but there is an easy fix for that. You get some baby powder or corn starch and "powder" the doll's skin. It looks like this: (...) It might look super funky, but after powdering the doll properly, there are no traces of white powder anywhere on her body, and she is SO SMOOTH AND SOFT! Imagine the softest thing you've ever touched. After a powdering, she's 10x softer than that. I could just run my hands over her body all day long. I wouldn't want to lick baby powder, but corn starch is all natural, so I don't mind getting that stuff in my mouth at all.

 

[Greg]

I just noticed this but

This one bowl seems to come from the same set as the "chalice" featured in his cum-drinking video, notice how similar the glass in that red box is to the bowl.

It's just a tiny detail, but it's yet more proof that cannotgoogleme is Alex and that he was still living with his parents when all of this happened, tiny but still useful.
Feel free to thank my autism, I guess...

 

[ExciteDyke]

 

[inflated bigmac]

So it's pretty much confirmed that he lurks here frequently lol

Also, Alex, by deleting your accounts, not only did you prove (once again) that you lurk and religiously monitor everything said about you on the internet, you also proved that you're dumb since we already have screenshots of everything.

I'm anticipating another addition to the debunk page VERY soon.
In short: no he didn't.

 

[DONALDTRUMPPP]

Oh, I haven't caught up with the drama since 2018 so I onlu knoe that someone somehow managed to recreate yansim in 1 month.

What is it about this game concept that attracts autistic attention whoring devs? I swear only the mobile game one is (I think) drama free.

Seems self-explainatory:

 

[The Cum Consumer]

His strategy is to just delay his game indefinitely rather than optimize his code, in a hope that future computers will just be able to brute force acceptable FPS ranges. His solution to his games shitty cache problems is to just wait and hope that CPUs with HBM RAM become a reality.
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Moore's Law is going to fail before CPUs ever get to a point where they can make Alex's shit code run decently. Even then, it'll always underperformed compared to

>neovim
>KDE
Based.

Any text editor larger than GNU nano is unironically bloat.

 

[DONALDTRUMPPP]

Has drape been shilling his patreon?
I instantly distrust anyone who shills patreons especially when their work hasn't been finished.

 

[Μusk]

Moore's Law is going to fail before CPUs ever get to a point where they can make Alex's shit code run decently. Even then, it'll always underperformed compared to

Any text editor larger than GNU nano is unironically bloat.

I hope your using Lynx to view the farms then if you're so concerned about bloat.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I hope your using Lynx to view the farms then if you're so concerned about bloat.

I'm actually thinking about using Links as my web browser. I don't mind if a program is heavier than the other options as long as it provides some sort of benefit in return, and I just think that GNU nano is the best text editor for programming once you read the documentation. Back to Alex, his code is shit and I would not have sex with him.

EDIT: Just tried out Links graphic mode, kind of sucks balls. Would not recommend.