Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[The Cum Consumer]

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[Bad Take Crucifier]

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...He says that as if becoming a deranged serial killer just happens to a person one day, like it isn't a conscious choice to be evil.

I'm getting some @FuckYou vibes from this post. Sheltered, incel, mad at women, thinks killing could be a possibility. I say update the poll in the thread to include the option of "becoming a mass shooter."

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I'm getting some @FuckYou vibes from this post. Sheltered, incel, mad at women, thinks killing could be a possibility. I say update the poll in the thread to include the option of "becoming a mass shooter."

Should this actually happen, I bet Yandev will somehow be more pathetic of a mass shooter than Couch Cuck was.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

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...He says that as if becoming a deranged serial killer just happens to a person one day, like it isn't a conscious choice to be evil.

I'm getting some @FuckYou vibes from this post. Sheltered, incel, mad at women, thinks killing could be a possibility. I say update the poll in the thread to include the option of "becoming a mass shooter."

Maybe that Pumped Up Kicks Alex deepfake I posted here earlier predicted the future...

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You are now entering the Virgin Zone. More good bits. Posting in order starting, from page 4, 5, 6 of the slut hate thread.


So first of all, keep in mind that Alex, AKA Yandere dev, openly admitted he is jealous that he hasn't fucked any sluts in the other post. He is actually trying to weasel out of people's disapproval by acting like they are "projecting" and implying he didn't say that stuff himself. Also I have included the comic author's advice to him, since he's sperging on a webcomic author's personal forum. (Good advice here which he obviously never took to heart in his life).





How dare women engage in selfish behavior! Keep in mind, his definition of a slut is any woman who as sex with at least TWO PEOPLE. Not 200, just 2
Also check out his fucking moralizing on "unhealthy escapes" ... because you don't engage in any unhealthy escape from reality, right Alex?

Imagine being this much of an asshead. "It makes no sense to love someone if you have to look past their faults! Waaah!"
Oh Alex, fuck no. No one is perfect, certainly not you. Loving someone for their nice qualities, in spite of their faults, is the #1 key long term loving relationships. This is just autistic...

Spoiler: minor sperging ABOUT relationships here

Anyone who has had a good relationship is aware that you must forgive a person's flaws when you truly love each other and are otherwise a good fit. We are human and flawed. We may want perfection that doesn't exist, but maturity is moving past that unrealistic expectation. In fact, we all also want a person to love us that looks past our own flaws to see the good. The "perfect partner" is someone who always loves you, right? We definitely cannot get without giving. It would not be fair. We certainly can't expect someone to look past our own flaws as a mere human, while we expect impossible levels of perfection from a partner.

It is ONLY annoying assholes who believe they will find someone perfect and flawless. Sluts aside, a tiny body count doesn't matter to most people, because 1. it's how lifes goes, deal with it, and 2. you can still date a virgin and find they have annoying habits and such, their personality might not be a fit for you, and they are human.

No matter what you think the holy grail is, being it a "virgin" or something else, people will STILL have flaws. Being a virgin does not make someone perfect, this is dumb. No one is perfect. Chasing an ideal that doesn't exist is actually retarded. Alex is kind of retarded for having thought this way. It's one thing as a teen, but clearly he never grew out of it. No wonder he has a sex doll and not a wife.

I hope he learns the meaning of love, which is loving someone who is nice enough for you both to be happy, loving them for who they are and making them happy, and not endlessly chasing what you think the "ideal" is until you wither away into old age, alone. You are dealing with humans who have flaws and feelings... not fucking anime, TV, movie, or game characters. Don't be such an asshole.

He's obsessed with big boobie girls in games and anime, but is personally offended that women in real life dress sexy to boost their egos. Head ass.
He seems like the kind of guy who would smash his girlfriend's confidence, if he had a GF. Just a negative person. He clearly doesn't care about the slut aspect, he's just mad women are being happy and confident without him.... How dare they. Those SELFISH bitches.

1. Literally admits his dad is disappointed with his son's worldviews. Ouch.
2. Edgy emo teenager views about how the world must be bad because it's some conspiracy to "not care about bad things." (yeah I was 12 years old once, too, buddy)
3. Edgy virgin redpill philosophy: "I'm better than everyone else because I don't party, have sex, drink or do drugs" ... Because staying at home and cooming all day to anime makes you so very, very morally superior.
4. Also once again weaseling out of people's disapproval: "Look I can't help it if you disagree with me, I won't change my mind! But also if YOU think I'm stubborn and I believe I'm always right and smarter than the greatest minds, well that's on you, I totally didn't mean to come across THAT way..."



Someone questions him if he was traumatized at a young age. He admits he used to throw "screaming fits" with his dad, and also suggests he was traumatized once and repressed it. (???) Then suggests his trauma was stemmed from times watching TV, seeing girls talk about (gasp) boys they liked on some fictional shows! (How dare they depict immoral activity like women thinking about what makes them happy.)



Alex thinks being a slut should be as illegal as murder and rape.
Alex spergs about how it's so fucking unfair the world isn't shaped to fit him and he has to deal with it. Wow surely no one else can understand how hard it is to come to terms with the world being chaotic, bigger than you, and not tailored specifically to your morals, huh? (This is seriously childish shit)



LOL HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW IS YANDERE DEV REAL

"Women shouldn't be sluts! But also, why would a woman ever masturbate when she could make a man have sex with her?!"
"Women masturbating is so gross, they shouldn't derive pleasure like that! I don't like the idea of female masturbation!"

HOW THE FUCK DID HE THINK THIS
NIGGA YOU LITERALLY MASTURBATE ALL DAY, OWN A SEX DOLL, AND ARE MAKING A SOFT PORN GAME

I think this is crown jewel of cringe from of page 6 on the thread.

This is it, this is the key: He grew up in a crazy, sexually repressed Catholic household. Was going full coomer his form of rebellion or some shit? Clearly his parents failed him.

"I thought women had penises." No comment. I'm... I'm... I'm done for now....

 

[DONALDTRUMPPP]

Tfw no Alex Mahan simulator.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Should this actually happen, I bet Yandev will somehow be more pathetic of a mass shooter than Couch Cuck was.

Osana is Alex's couch.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Alex is approaching the levels of mainstream popularity Chris Chan "enjoyed" during the BlueSpike era. He's bound to attract a ton of weens. "Consume the cum chalice" is the new "JULAY"

Honestly, I thought he had his mainstream run when PewDiePie and Markiplier found and played his prototype. If anything, he’d save some trouble if he got the game to the point where you could at least win.

 

[Zatherz]

I watched this so now you have to, too.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

:late: but the by way these this thread has handled hacks you'd think it belongs to the FBI.

 

[Slav Power]

:late: but the by way these this thread has handled hacks you'd think it belongs to the FBI.

FBI has more important matters at hand than chasing random Internet idiots hacking into some other random Internet idiot's accounts.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

FBI has more important matters at hand than chasing random Internet idiots hacking into some other random Internet idiot's accounts.

Not only do they do that, they're just as idiotic as the moves pulled here.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

What do we need to do to make that a random.txt

 

[DONALDTRUMPPP]

Thank god Alex is such a nice guy.

 

[R34N1M470R]

Tfw no Alex Mahan simulator.

There's actually a few. I only played one and it was obviously shit but the intention was there nonetheless... Here's an example but a quick "yanderedev simulator" search in an indi games' website will provide some options to look at.

 

[geogin]

Incoming...

 

[dynmk]

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You just ninja'd me!
I wanted to post this hypocrisy from them. When it comes to Alex it's okay but when someone dox Apeis then they're losing their shit. It's amazing.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

You just ninja'd me!
I wanted to post this hypocrisy from them. When it comes to Alex it's okay but when someone dox Apeis then they're losing their shit. It's amazing.
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They're literally replying as desilusional teens, because they are.
Why get annoyed? (I assuming at least one looking in this thread)
For me is more pathetic getting a core in that discord, despise their general behavior.
It's very much like if you pay a sub for a ethot.

 

[Teadrinkr]

Do these guys still think Null is awesome and ebic haxxed the ebil Yandev or have they realised yet?

It's funny how these guys speak about us like we're some kind of meanie homogeneous group. Like sorry we're calling you faggots, maybe stop acting like faggots? Hey if you stop acting like 14yo retards maybe you can come over to the big kids table and laugh at Yandev with us? Crazy I know! But that's impossible so let's keep laughing at them.

 

[SIGSEGV]

sorry we're calling you faggots

I'm not sorry.