Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Alex just posted the detailed timeline of Ayano's backstory on the official subreddit.

bruh is this just him being lazy, or is he genuinely obsessed with every single female meeting her "senpai" at age 17 exactly? And then having a child exactly 3 years later? That's not how real life works at all.

Also I had to look up "Aishi curse" and this is some of the most cringy fanfictiony shit. "they do not cry as children because they are yandere'"


BONUS: "I DIDN'T GIVE HER DAD A FACE BCUZ DAT'S GAY" --Alex probably


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bruh is this just him being lazy, or is he genuinely obsessed with every single female meeting her "senpai" at age 17 exactly? And then having a child exactly 3 years later? That's not how real life works at all.

Also I had to look up "Aishi curse" and this is some of the most cringy fanfictiony shit.
No normal human being would act like this in real life. Of course though, this game is set in anime land so "anything can happen" I guess, but it's still just the cringiest shit ever. Yanderes don't come from fucking Joestar bloodline-esque origin stories; they're typically made into the character archetypes they are through some traumatic event in their lives.
 
No normal human being would act like this in real life. Of course though, this game is set in anime land so "anything can happen" I guess, but it's still just the cringiest shit ever. Yanderes don't come from fucking Joestar bloodline-esque origin stories; they're typically made into the character archetypes they are through some traumatic event in their lives.
Even a fictional world has to follow some rules to be enjoyable and allow suspension of disbelief. There's a difference between exploring fantasy concepts, and just being retardly edgy.

Why does the yandere personality have to be "magical bloodline" thing? "Uh no fucking reason just thought it sounded cool haha"

Plus the "feel nothing until they meet the love of their life" backstory... How does that work? How does that make any sense? You'd have to be 14 to not immediately cringe.
 
Also I had to look up "Aishi curse" and this is some of the most cringy fanfictiony shit. "they do not cry as children because they are yandere'"
I read the third footnote:
I imagine all Aishi women as being emotionless until they find someone special who makes them able to experience emotions.
so, its imprinting. Alex wants women to imprint like baby animals so they don't become sluts.
 
I read the third footnote: so, its imprinting. Alex wants women to imprint like baby animals so they don't become sluts.
Well that's creepy and not at all cute or innocent, given what we've uncovered. Goes back to his weird slut/virgin obsession. The idea that a woman should be "emotionless" and an empty shell with no charisma, until she meets the right man, is pretty horrifying coming from him.

Alex is one of those guys who actually believes that virgins imprint on the first man they sleep with, and believes that pure soft waifu virgins (TM) can be trained like little puppy dogs to be loyal forever. He doesn't like that women could change on their own, and hopes they can be molded into whatever a man wants if you get them at the right age... (unlike so evil sluts who seek out the man who makes them feel the most good about themselves.)
 
Of fucking course Alex is prioritizing the shitty lore of his game over actually coding it. It's not even interesting. No normal person cares about Ayano's long ass family tree; they just want to play the damn game.
Unfortunately, prioritizing lore over gameplay keeps the casual leak complainers quiet for at least thirty days.
 
bruh is this just him being lazy, or is he genuinely obsessed with every single female meeting her "senpai" at age 17 exactly? And then having a child exactly 3 years later? That's not how real life works at all.

Also I had to look up "Aishi curse" and this is some of the most cringy fanfictiony shit. "they do not cry as children because they are yandere'"


BONUS: "I DIDN'T GIVE HER DAD A FACE BCUZ DAT'S GAY" --Alex probably


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Anyone think the dad is his self-insert?
Unfortunately, prioritizing lore over gameplay keeps the casual leak complainers quiet for at least thirty days.
At some point, wouldn't most creators stop adding stupid lore bits or at least finish the base products before refining things before discussing lore, or only develop lore but not make the extent of said lore public unless asked?
 
Anyone think the dad is his self-insert?

At some point, wouldn't most creators stop adding stupid lore bits or at least finish the base products before refining things before discussing lore, or only develop lore but not make the extent of said lore public unless asked?
yeah... senpai was meant to be a self-insert of alex, given that his old character shown in his videos (ex. "stop sending me stupid emails" video) looks like senpai.
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wouldnt surprise me ayano's dad is also a self-insert, given that ayano's dad was at one point, a senpai of ryoba...

also yeah, most creators, if they are stalling for time, even they know they can't stall forever before people turn on them... but alex is no ordinary creator...
 
At some point, wouldn't most creators stop adding stupid lore bits or at least finish the base products before refining things before discussing lore, or only develop lore but not make the extent of said lore public unless asked?
Most devs want to finish their current project so they can start monetizing another one (or take a break). But I've seen a lot of kickstarter/patreon projects (some as a backer, others as an interested, but uninvolved observer), and a good way to shut people up is to lore dump. It won't work on everyone, but it still counts as a monthly update for patreon's sake.
 
At some point, wouldn't most creators stop adding stupid lore bits or at least finish the base products before refining things before discussing lore, or only develop lore but not make the extent of said lore public unless asked?
Lore is easier to do than coding and is less tedious. Plus, he's at the point in which the feature creep has already reached a ridiculous level. So coding the basics again will be hard and drawn out.
Thus, he's writing lore as it makes him feel productive and there is a end result in s short amount of time.
 
:neckbeard: You are now entering the Virgin Zone. More good bits. Posting in order starting, from page 4, 5, 6 of the slut hate thread.:neckbeard:


So first of all, keep in mind that Alex, AKA Yandere dev, openly admitted he is jealous that he hasn't fucked any sluts in the other post. He is actually trying to weasel out of people's disapproval by acting like they are "projecting" and implying he didn't say that stuff himself. Also I have included the comic author's advice to him, since he's sperging on a webcomic author's personal forum. (Good advice here which he obviously never took to heart in his life).

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How dare women engage in selfish behavior! Keep in mind, his definition of a slut is any woman who as sex with at least TWO PEOPLE. Not 200, just 2
Also check out his fucking moralizing on "unhealthy escapes" ... because you don't engage in any unhealthy escape from reality, right Alex? :story:
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Imagine being this much of an asshead. "It makes no sense to love someone if you have to look past their faults! Waaah!"
Oh Alex, fuck no. No one is perfect, certainly not you. Loving someone for their nice qualities, in spite of their faults, is the #1 key long term loving relationships. This is just autistic...
Anyone who has had a good relationship is aware that you must forgive a person's flaws when you truly love each other and are otherwise a good fit. We are human and flawed. We may want perfection that doesn't exist, but maturity is moving past that unrealistic expectation. In fact, we all also want a person to love us that looks past our own flaws to see the good. The "perfect partner" is someone who always loves you, right? We definitely cannot get without giving. It would not be fair. We certainly can't expect someone to look past our own flaws as a mere human, while we expect impossible levels of perfection from a partner.

It is ONLY annoying assholes who believe they will find someone perfect and flawless. Sluts aside, a tiny body count doesn't matter to most people, because 1. it's how lifes goes, deal with it, and 2. you can still date a virgin and find they have annoying habits and such, their personality might not be a fit for you, and they are human.

No matter what you think the holy grail is, being it a "virgin" or something else, people will STILL have flaws. Being a virgin does not make someone perfect, this is dumb. No one is perfect. Chasing an ideal that doesn't exist is actually retarded. Alex is kind of retarded for having thought this way. It's one thing as a teen, but clearly he never grew out of it. No wonder he has a sex doll and not a wife.

I hope he learns the meaning of love, which is loving someone who is nice enough for you both to be happy, loving them for who they are and making them happy, and not endlessly chasing what you think the "ideal" is until you wither away into old age, alone. You are dealing with humans who have flaws and feelings... not fucking anime, TV, movie, or game characters. Don't be such an asshole.
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He's obsessed with big boobie girls in games and anime, but is personally offended that women in real life dress sexy to boost their egos. Head ass.
He seems like the kind of guy who would smash his girlfriend's confidence, if he had a GF. Just a negative person. He clearly doesn't care about the slut aspect, he's just mad women are being happy and confident without him.... How dare they. Those SELFISH bitches.
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1. Literally admits his dad is disappointed with his son's worldviews. Ouch.
2. Edgy emo teenager views about how the world must be bad because it's some conspiracy to "not care about bad things." (yeah I was 12 years old once, too, buddy)
3. Edgy virgin redpill philosophy: "I'm better than everyone else because I don't party, have sex, drink or do drugs" ... Because staying at home and cooming all day to anime makes you so very, very morally superior.
4. Also once again weaseling out of people's disapproval: "Look I can't help it if you disagree with me, I won't change my mind! But also if YOU think I'm stubborn and I believe I'm always right and smarter than the greatest minds, well that's on you, I totally didn't mean to come across THAT way..."
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Someone questions him if he was traumatized at a young age. He admits he used to throw "screaming fits" with his dad, and also suggests he was traumatized once and repressed it. (???) Then suggests his trauma was stemmed from times watching TV, seeing girls talk about (gasp) boys they liked on some fictional shows! (How dare they depict immoral activity like women thinking about what makes them happy.)
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Alex thinks being a slut should be as illegal as murder and rape.
Alex spergs about how it's so fucking unfair the world isn't shaped to fit him and he has to deal with it. Wow surely no one else can understand how hard it is to come to terms with the world being chaotic, bigger than you, and not tailored specifically to your morals, huh? (This is seriously childish shit)
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LOL HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW IS YANDERE DEV REAL

"Women shouldn't be sluts! But also, why would a woman ever masturbate when she could make a man have sex with her?!"
"Women masturbating is so gross, they shouldn't derive pleasure like that! I don't like the idea of female masturbation!"


HOW THE FUCK DID HE THINK THIS
NIGGA YOU LITERALLY MASTURBATE ALL DAY,
OWN A SEX DOLL, AND ARE MAKING A SOFT PORN GAME :cryblood:

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I think this is crown jewel of cringe from of page 6 on the thread.

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This is it, this is the key: He grew up in a crazy, sexually repressed Catholic household. Was going full coomer his form of rebellion or some shit? Clearly his parents failed him.

"I thought women had penises." No comment. I'm... I'm... I'm done for now.... :stress:

Those quotes read like something ripped straight out of Elliot Rodgers manifesto.
 
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