Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[deepFriedBaka]

Guys, if you're reading this - be original, dammit!

The cum chalice meme isn't original anymore. Plus, from what I can see, there are still a shitload of cum chalice memes being submitted by unfunny weens.

I'm honestly going to be surprised if MediBang want to do anything more with Alex, or they'll just say "screw it" and never host another contest again.

Sidenote: As I was writing this post, I checked r/Osana and apparently, the circlejerkers said that someone flooded the submissions with loli porn and gore (screenshot below for reference).

It could be a lie, but either way, weens ruin everything these days. Everything.

Spoiler: Screenshot

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The cum chalice meme isn't original anymore.

Doesn't matter. Anyone who created something new, even if it's another chalice meme is automatically better than anyone, who just floods contest with shit. And I am fine with that meme as long as it gets under Alex's skin.

As I was writing this post, I checked r/Osana and apparently, the circlejerkers said that someone flooded the submissions with loli porn and gore (screenshot below for reference).

I laughed at the part about children at this contest. Have you seen what they submit there? Like this or this or even this (and this shit doesn't have "mature" tag, so anyone can see it, I bet, what's under that tag is way worse). They probably watch that shit themselves. But I agree, that doing that was stupid and unnecessary.

 

[dappouROCK]

As I was writing this post, I checked r/Osana and apparently, the circlejerkers said that someone flooded the submissions with loli porn and gore (screenshot below for reference).

I'd have to agree with the user in the screenshot. Alex's largest audience consists of children (around 12 iirc). They shouldn't be seeing actual maiming, gore, and "loli" porn. (Assuming the content has real people since they said it's not fanart).

Spoiler: Slight Sperging

The game itself isn't by any means realistic, but showing kids a real-life counterpart to some otherwise typical yandere fanart would be horribly scarring.

While the game does paint some unsettling scenarios to imagine (like having your head mangled from getting your hair caught in a fan), it is still cartoonish, and the body does ragdoll pretty hard. On top of that, it's not graphic by any means when the whole body is still pristine and untouched with just some pools of blood. It's nowhere near the level of showing kids something like that happening to an actual person, uncensored.

And while "loli porn" isn't in the game (as far as I'm aware), a real-life counterpart to a child getting forced on would also potentially scar children.

Fiction (such as fanart) makes things look less harsh, but when you see reality, it's nothing short of horrid.

Also, spamming the contest with porn and gore is less creative than the cum chalice. It's just Reddit tranny janny behavior instead of being an uncreative troll at this point.

 

[The Marauder]

Sidenote: As I was writing this post, I checked r/Osana and apparently, the circlejerkers said that someone flooded the submissions with loli porn and gore (screenshot below for reference).

It could be a lie, but either way, weens ruin everything these days. Everything.

Spoiler: Screenshot

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I’m not sure if I can believe this. These claims never have any evidence behind them. Especially when Yandere Dev has said it about people trolling him on Discord.

@JuanButNotForgotten has been going through the contest daily, and he’s never said anything about lolis and gore. There’s either very very very very few of them, or they get immediately deleted.
Also, come on guys. This contest is not for meme reposting. It is for high art.

Spoiler: Like this.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

@JuanButNotForgotten has been going through the contest daily, and he’s never said anything about lolis and gore. There’s either very very very very few of them, or they get immediately deleted.

I'll elaborate later on how broken this contest is. As for gore and violence - it's there under "mature" tag and navigating it is the pure pain in the ass, but let's say I've seen pretty graphic shit there, like that hentai nurse getting her face melted with acid with her eyeball falling out.

I'd say that could happen and if it did, doing something like that is retarded and unfunny. However, like I've said, fans of this forever demo are so edgy, that they brag on Discord about seeing a murder IRL, like some of my peers did back in the day before Liveleak.

EDIT: also, about "Fiction (such as fanart) makes things look less harsh". I am really sure that these are genuine and I think it is "less harsh" only because it's been drawn by children.

Spoiler

 

[dappouROCK]

EDIT: also, about "Fiction (such as fanart) makes things look less harsh". I am really sure that these are genuine and I think it is "less harsh" only because it's been drawn by children.

Spoiler

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That makes sense. I believe that may have been what was in my head. Of course, it didn't occur to me at the moment that "it looks like this because children draw it like this." Which blows my argument completely out of the water.

 

[Natsuki]

Dude I'm not a professional but the plushied look awful as fuck. Even bootleg miku plushied (the most similar ones in style) look better than the yansim ones. The blue is an original miku plushied and the other is a bootleg miku.

 

[The Marauder]

It’s 4 days old, but no one else posted it. K Gon uses the gossip feature to get rid of the entire student council. Decide for yourself how broken it is.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It’s 4 days old, but no one else posted it. K Gon uses the gossip feature to get rid of the entire student council. Decide for yourself how broken it is.

Heh, that's nothing. After the introduction bullies were so broken, that you could make them do the following:

Vandalize the desk of a student's council member. They won't do shit about it, even though it's their job.

Make them vandalize the invisible teacher's desk!

But most importantly, you could make them vandalize their own fucking desks!

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

It’s 4 days old, but no one else posted it. K Gon uses the gossip feature to get rid of the entire student council. Decide for yourself how broken it is.

Y'know, it's odd that Alex didn't think to make them immune to gossip, or at the very least, create hard-to-find gossip options specific to important figures. Whenever he makes nigh-invincible

For example, if Akane has a high number of male admirers, wouldn't spreading a rumor based on this knowledge be more effective than "she doesn't like this thing"? If I were in the shoes of Alex, I would've made the gossip feature much more strict.

 

[The Marauder]

HAHAHAHAHA

And keep in mind that Alex sets his comments to approve only, so he was like “you know what? I’ll approve this one just to link to a blog post.”
This is what the link is btw

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2020/07/14/where-is-osana-and-what-is-taking-so-long/

It’s just his rant from July 2020

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Y'know, it's odd that Alex didn't think to make them immune to gossip, or at the very least, create hard-to-find gossip options specific to important figures. Whenever he makes nigh-invincible

For example, if Akane has a high number of male admirers, wouldn't spreading a rumor based on this knowledge be more effective than "she doesn't like this thing"? If I were in the shoes of Alex, I would've made the gossip feature much more strict.

That would require a plan, foresight, and the ability to implement it.

 

[doz]

Y'know, it's odd that Alex didn't think to make them immune to gossip, or at the very least, create hard-to-find gossip options specific to important figures. Whenever he makes nigh-invincible

For example, if Akane has a high number of male admirers, wouldn't spreading a rumor based on this knowledge be more effective than "she doesn't like this thing"? If I were in the shoes of Alex, I would've made the gossip feature much more strict.

Yeah but Alex would just add another anime Easter egg instead

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

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This is interesting...

Tonight on the continuing failures of YandereDev: a cameo from Joseph Pcola, the laughing stock of the HOI4 Thread

 

[The Marauder]

Tonight on the continuing failures of YandereDev: a cameo from Joseph Pcola, the laughing stock of the HOI4 Thread

Alex, stop autistically using those fucking Yan-Chan emojis. They make me want to die every single time I see them.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Alex, stop autistically using those fucking Yan-Chan emojis. They make me want to die every single time I see them.

How can he stop if he is probably behind them, especially those.

Meanwhile, contest isn't loosing steam, so here is your another pretty damn big daily dose of art. Enjoy!

Spoiler

That's some peak post-irony.

I guess, Alex taught them how not to rip the skin...

Damn, Alex is THIKKK!

Ok, what the hell with those Among Us memes?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

So it's not "stop sending me emails", it's "don't call my motherfucking crib no more!"

 

[The Marauder]

How can he stop if he is probably behind them, especially those.

I would probably be fine with it if there was like 3-5 of them, but when there’s fucking 25, it’s not just creepy, it’s fucking useless, and a waste of space. You don’t need that many.

 

[Soldier: 1776]

I’m not sure if I can believe this. These claims never have any evidence behind them. Especially when Yandere Dev has said it about people trolling him on Discord.

@JuanButNotForgotten has been going through the contest daily, and he’s never said anything about lolis and gore. There’s either very very very very few of them, or they get immediately deleted.
Also, come on guys. This contest is not for meme reposting. It is for high art.

Spoiler: Like this.

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There was indeed loli porn and gore (like Touhou girls being decapitated and raped, and real gore of some guy fucking the throat hole of a decapitated woman) posted by a user named Necroclown, however the people on the r/Osana discord reported it to medibang adminstrators, who promptly removed it and banned Necroclown.

I'm not really sure what that subreddit would get out of corroborating one of Alex's lies.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Whoever done this, congratulations - you can apply for monthly tugboat.

And now for something slightly more meaningful. Enjoy!

Spoiler

I am sure people who submit this shit were scarred for life by Touhou guro...

 

[Count Vlackula]