Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[lost_n'_confused]

First three teaser images are out:

According to him, it's the new bedroom for the main character.
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Light sources are fucked. Looks like the lighting is baked into the textures as there are light spots on the walls. I think he just added 2 light probes in there and called it finished. The excessive post processing are making the corners darker (done by calculatin opposing faces to angles). All in all, he somehow fucked it up even though all he had to do was add in a finished asset, and add a single light source from lamp, MAYBE even TV if he had the brains to know how to turn on/off lighting in unity.

This just shows how bad at Unity he is.

 

[doz]

Alex definitely can’t be proud about this game. I have no clue what he will do after this game is put on stores. It would be impossible for him to ghost the entire internet and no fucking way he can make a new game

 

[lumaleelumabop]

Fourth teaser image is out:

According to him, it's the covers of manga that the player can collect.

From his blog post:

The 10 Rivals Update will contain 10 new manga for the player to collect! Each new manga has GORGEOUS super high-resolution cover artwork, and I’m very eager to show it off – but if you want to see the artwork in all its beautiful glory, you’ll have to play the game!

Many people tend to forget that Yandere Simulator contains manga books you can collect and read in order to get stat bonuses. It’s easy to forget about them, since the first week of gameplay is so easy that you don’t really need to rely on big stat boosts.

However, since the later rivals are really tough, the advantages granted by these manga become really useful once you reach the later weeks. For example, if you try to eliminate one of the later rivals using Matchmaking, you will REALLY want to have the benefits granted to you by romance manga, or else you’re going to have a tough time!

You can tell he is trying everything he can to build hype again. Does anyone remember that you can collect manga in the game to boost your stats? I didn't know it was still a function.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I think, you could read only erotic manga to increase "seduction" stat that improved your reputation gains, but it was back in 2015 and it eventually went nowhere, just like the rest of the game. Now psychology stat is responsible for that, I think.

I have no clue what he will do after this game is put on stores.

That's the big "if" considering it's a game about killing minors.

 

[AssignedEva]

Oh boy I picked the perfect time to check back in on this thread.
His loyal 13 year old followers will eat up anything that Alex releases, but I'm looking forward to the salt when this either gets ignored or slated. I still can't believe he's making 10 shitty fake rivals instead of 10 actual rivals, but I guess he needs to keep the gravy train running

 

[Empty bottle of fanta]

Very true
Personally I think he may actually be telling the truth, mostly because he probably wants to just get the project finished and save some revenue (aka he definitely resorted to copy-pasting code). I think as was mentioned earlier in the thread, he just wants to get the game done, make whatever small amount of money he can from the dwindling fan base, and go dark for a while so he can have people forget about him (which is never gonna happen lol)
I mean, there's a reason he's prompying the game as nearly done while never delivering the promised kickstarter
Surprisingly, he has pretty much no reason to lie now

Game play and bugs will be exactly the same if not worse, but plenty of /kids/ will still defend it because its got a coat of curdled cum chalice paint on it.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Wait Yandere Simulator is still a thing? That people are actually funding? Well if people still fund Star Citizen…

 

[BATMAN]

Many of you remember the time Alex sang "All Star" in the Christmas hat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxIil1gKPY

, but did you know there was a separate time where he also sang it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMiWyvih1a0

LOL

 

[Vorkland]

I am extremely surprised he didn't try to make a Kickstarter to "finish" the game. I wonder if he's going to release this new version for free like the others or if he'll try to force it through Steam Greenlight first,

 

[Pringles Can]

Wait Yandere Simulator is still a thing? That people are actually funding? Well if people still fund Star Citizen…

I think the difference between star citizen and yandere simulator is simple. Star Citizen seems like an actually pretty original idea, and is a very ambitious idea. Yandere Simulator is a game that blends in with every other crappy anime game that rips off better games, but throws "UwU Kawaii Anime Titties" on to it to attract weebs.

Do not get me wrong, both games are an absolute shitshow, and are hilarious to watch, but at least I can say that star citizen has my attention, and I would actually play it if it came out.

 

[BubbleButt]

If this is true and release is imminent, then post 45543 needs to be featured.

 

[irishAzoth]

this bug of mess is dead Alex nothing can save it
Give up

 

[Activelo]

Teaser Image #5

From the blog post:

Hello!

These daily teaser images give me an opportunity to tell you about things that aren’t really significant enough to be mentioned in my twice-a-month progress reports, but still might be of interest to some of you. Here’s one example:
(image above)
The 10 Rivals Update will contain one new minigame! Don’t worry, it didn’t slow down development; it only took half a day to implement. Why was it put into the game? Well, there’s a specific reason why it was kind of necessary, but I can’t tell you the reason without dropping a big spoiler.

If you’re thinking, “This is lame! I don’t want to see minigames! Show me something big!” Then you’ll probably enjoy tomorrow’s teaser a lot more, since it will be a blurry preview of a feature that many people have wanted me to add into the game for years…

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

he'll try to force it through Steam Greenlight first,

I've got bad news for you.

 

[Dreamer]

Sighting or am i just st00pid?

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Spoiler: same tripcode,

 

[Paul Manafort]

Sighting or am i just st00pid?

Not him, his tripcode was figured out ages ago, I think it's literally just #EvaXephon

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Sighting or am i just st00pid?

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Spoiler: same tripcode,

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Not him, his tripcode was figured out ages ago, I think it's literally just #EvaXephon

Yes and no. It is his tripcode, but someone took over it in 2020 and has been using it to shitpost since.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

I’ll believe it when it gets released on, then inevitably blacklisted from, Steam. Considering how long Osana took, yeah he copy pasted code like no tomorrow. Alex’s probably gonna try and ghost after releasing this abortion of a game, only he’s proved he can’t go 5 minutes without asspats from Twitter, so good luck there.

Reminds me for whatever reason - is the Mario 64 level still baked into this mess somewhere? Would make me laugh if it wasn’t the game’s content or lack of quality, but Nintendo’s Overworked Lawyers that were the last Fuck You to YanSim...

 

[12345]

I’ll believe it when it gets released on, then inevitably blacklisted from, Steam.

They allow anything on Steam now as long as it isn't a virus or something obviously harmful like a school shoot simulator.

Don't believe me? The first line of this game calls itself a Fish Rape Action Simulator:

The developers describe the content like this:

The differences are in the raped face letting out a scream while attacked, the suffocated face while being raped, and finally the dead face.

Also, adult games publishers are on steam as well. There's also My Married Cousin's Need for Seed.

If he ever does finish the game and put it on steam, a little underage panty shots and murder are nothing, really.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

They allow anything on Steam now as long as it isn't a virus or something obviously harmful like a school shoot simulator.

I’d figure it’d be pulled more for technical issues and Valve deciding it doesn’t want to keep issuing refunds for this abortion more than anything else. Steam having the very low bar of what, $100 to put a game on there and the numerous Unity Asset flips have lowered my expectations dramatically, but I remember every once in a while Valve (or more likely, Valve Payment Processors) would flip flop on what is and isnt allowed on Steam.

And if nothing else, I can almost guarantee if the Osana code is a bloated mess, I can only assume copy pasting that 9 times isn’t going to help, if only in terms of sheer file size.