everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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A Sign said:
I hope Disney will pair the car racer chick with Ralph, just to spite them. But Since pandering brings more $$ its doubtful cause look at SJW Wars and Soylo a SJW story.

Would not be surprising if these thirsty bitches where on a sex offenders list, can you imagine? some group of 9 year olds talking about having a sleepover and these fetishists be like "OwO whats this?! can I watch?"
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According to Word of God Ralph dated Lara Croft at some point.
honestly if disney wants to shit the bed and give anyone in WiR a love interest... racer chick is an interesting take.
 
Latias said:
According to Word of God Ralph dated Lara Croft at some point.
honestly if disney wants to shit the bed and give anyone in WiR a love interest... racer chick is an interesting take.
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When the movie first came out there were a lot of people shipping him with Zangief.

... Which is fine by me, honestly.
 
Meowthkip said:
When the movie first came out there were a lot of people shipping him with Zangief.

... Which is fine by me, honestly.
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Anything's better than the hellspawn sub-fandom of the King Candy/Turbo-fuckers. It was like the Once-ler, but more tame.
They wanted that King Candy Bug dick like nothing else. I saw everything. I could probably still find the art tbh.

EDIT: Yup I found the exact piece of art I was thinking of. Not sure if linking is allowed?
Because... candy-colored bug dick...
 
Latias said:
Anything's better than the hellspawn sub-fandom of the King Candy/Turbo-fuckers. It was like the Once-ler, but more tame.
They wanted that King Candy Bug dick like nothing else. I saw everything. I could probably still find the art tbh.

EDIT: Yup I found the exact piece of art I was thinking of. Not sure if linking is allowed?
Because... candy-colored bug dick...
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It's kind of off-topic more than anything else.
 
Latias said:
Anything's better than the hellspawn sub-fandom of the King Candy/Turbo-fuckers. It was like the Once-ler, but more tame.
They wanted that King Candy Bug dick like nothing else. I saw everything. I could probably still find the art tbh.

EDIT: Yup I found the exact piece of art I was thinking of. Not sure if linking is allowed?
Because... candy-colored bug dick...
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There’s always the Rule 34 horror thread.
 
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Found this gem today. It's too early for this.
 
Latias said:
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Found this gem today. It's too early for this.
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They have such a hard-on for being validated they can't simply ignore these people who say they're wrong and stick to making their own posts. It's not about shipping or "representation", it's virtue signaling about how totally gay they are.

:powerlevel: I was like this when I was a teenager on Tumblr and looking back on it now is the most embarrassing shit.
 
Latias said:
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Found this gem today. It's too early for this.
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Merida was thirsting over the beefiest chad scot warrior of the movie, the scene was in all the trailers, as it was a gag where Merida for once showed interest in a suitor only to be revealed the chad thundercock she liked was just the body guard of her actual hideous suitor, causing Merida to be disappoint.
 
every girl that doesnt need or what a man is suddenly a lesbian
a while back i wouldve called it backwards and went "gotcha!" but nowadays theyre not even hiding it... its not even abt fake feminism or virtue signaling anymore, its just some kinda weird obsession
 
They are just bitter incels, all the Chads steal their precious ~*lesbian queen*~ Stacy's. And are mad that straight girls they stalk reject them and that actual lesbians want nothing to do with them.
And Ralph on Lara? I wonder if thats a nod towards Hulk and Black Widow (shaddap I like the ship :heart-full: )

They still seem to think Elsa is a lesbian and an incestuous lesbian.
 
You'd think so, but fujohimes tend to be trans-worshipping in these ways:
1) Girls who think trans women are safer than cis men.
2) Boys who convinced themselves that trans lesbienne is the only way to get tail.

Do radfems fujohime in fandom so much nowadays?
 
IceGray said:
You'd think so, but fujohimes tend to be trans-worshipping in these ways:
1) Girls who think trans women are safer than cis men.
2) Boys who convinced themselves that trans lesbienne is the only way to get tail.

Do radfems fujohime in fandom so much nowadays?
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I honestly am not even sure.
 
Tigerwatch said:
They have such a hard-on for being validated they can't simply ignore these people who say they're wrong and stick to making their own posts. It's not about shipping or "representation", it's virtue signaling about how totally gay they are.

:powerlevel: I was like this when I was a teenager on Tumblr and looking back on it now is the most embarrassing shit.
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The thing is, you grew out of it. Some of the idiots documented in this thread are in their mid-20's to early-30's. It's too late for them to change, which would be sad if they weren't so fun to watch.
 
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