everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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The Wreck it Ralph is filled to the brim with these incelesbians who are thirsting hard after the Disney Princesses and claiming all of them to be lesbos and such, just because they tend to hang out...

And they're probably the same people that wanted to fuck King Candy in 2012.
 
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https://lesbian-kimi.tumblr.com/post/177367847176/hot-take-kimi-isnt-actually-all-that-great
http://archive.is/KMlWu

Tumblr lesbian thinks a fictional female character she likes MUST be a lesbian (because SHE SAYS SO) and gets mega pissy when someone doesn't worship her ~lesbean dolly baby waifu~.

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https://eternity-of-universe.tumblr...vorite-part-of-the-upcoming-war-in-love-nikki
http://archive.is/ZEzHs

http://fascinatedfae.tumblr.com/post/177350672460/kimi-is-just-leading-us-all-chanting-lets-go
http://archive.is/HCBrj

And she’s not the only one who thinks that said female character cannot be ANYTHING but a lesbian and her prospect lesbianism is her only personality trait. Sure, the girl DOES have lotsa ship tease with the female protagonist, but this reeks of creepy self-insertion.
 

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https://lesbian-kimi.tumblr.com/post/177367847176/hot-take-kimi-isnt-actually-all-that-great
http://archive.is/KMlWu

Tumblr lesbian thinks a fictional female character she likes MUST be a lesbian (because SHE SAYS SO) and and gets mega pissy when someone doesn't worship her ~lesbean dolly baby waifu~.

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https://eternity-of-universe.tumblr...vorite-part-of-the-upcoming-war-in-love-nikki
http://archive.is/ZEzHs

http://fascinatedfae.tumblr.com/post/177350672460/kimi-is-just-leading-us-all-chanting-lets-go
http://archive.is/HCBrj

And they're not the only ones who think that said female character cannot be ANYTHING but a lesbian and her prospect lesbianism is her only personality trait. Sure, the girl DOES have lotsa ship tease with the female protagonist, but this reeks of creepy self-insertion.

>makes a dumbass statement
> /sneed
>but for real [repeats dumbass statement]

???
 
Being young and immature is what Tumblrs all about.

The lack of self-awareness makes this even dumber. She gets all pissy over her waifu not being unconditionally worshipped and yet she says the other person is the immature one? LOL :story:
 
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I found this on tumblr. If you look up "lesbian thor" you will find a lot of stuff like this. I don't understand why they wanna make Thor a lesbian, and I'm even more confused by people who say Thor is a lesbian but T'challa can't be.
 

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http://spaceyqueeny.tumblr.com/post/177192939670/a-family-isnt-just-a-mother-and-a-father
http://archive.is/s6KEb

Man, the Love Nikki fandom on Tumblr is a goldmine for the EVERYTHING IS LESBIAN crowd....

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http://spaceyqueeny.tumblr.com/post/177228248915/spaceyqueeny-a-family-isnt-just-a-mother-and-a
http://archive.is/pYLB6

... And no one believes the "JUST SHITPOSTING" excuse, they take it seriously enough to "correct" a mere "shitpost" because the dark-haired girl turned out to have a boyfriend in-story and they still wanna eat the whole cake.

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http://outerspacegalalien.tumblr.com/post/177470587729/me-watching-the-love-nikki-war-event-tears
http://archive.is/mQMz1

Their obsession with this Kimi girl (the gray-haired one from the pictures above) and her (non-canon) lesbianism is getting disturbing. You can smell these womanchildren's desire to use poor Kimi as their self-insert so they can imagine themselves as ~cute lesbean princesses with zero personalities other than being sapphic, uwu~.

BONUS:
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https://ruinisland.tumblr.com/post/177471908288/lesbian-rights-is-me-not-being-able-to-name-any-of
http://archive.is/T5s8A

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https://love-lesbian-nikki.tumblr.com/post/177417761593/also-i-hate-that-this-event-has-sparked
http://archive.is/pePFL

These internet lesbians' love for homophobic stereotypes like "every lesbian is a man-hating bitch" and "ew, straight girls are the Devil, ew ew" is showing, too. And it's all because a recent game event showed that not everyone worships the fictional character that they want to be a lesbian, LOL. :story:
 
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is there a word for people who say retarded shit in full seriousness and then claim "it was just a joke bro" after having their ass got for it
 
is there a word for people who say exceptional shit in full seriousness and then claim "it was just a joke bro" after having their ass got for it

Backpedaling, I believe.
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Oh my God, the Kimi fetishists are still going.
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https://curechika.tumblr.com/post/177486309153/if-you-didnt-side-with-kimi-youre-homophobic
http://archive.is/aZvIz


This just in, not choosing a game faction led by the girl that thirsty and man-hating Tumblr lesbians deem as their ~precious waifu~ makes you an homophobe. The OP claims to be 21, btw. :story:

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https://curechika.tumblr.com/post/177486568698/all-yall-thirsty-for-nidhogg-need-better-taste
http://archive.is/M04LN

And people like these later piss and moan about evil neckbeards and their icky wicky waifus. While acting exactly the same if not even worse. :story:
 
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I know an unrepentant fujo who admits that she slobbers over fictional hot men in anything, but even her most yaoi tendencies are less disastrous than these lesbiennes. The biggest reason being she doesn't say everyone's a homophobe for not being into yaoi husbandos.
 
Those lesbians are up to something.

They're out to convert our God-fearing womenfolk into Satan-worshiping lesbian witches!

... Which admittedly sounds a lot cooler than what Tumblr is doing.
 
who?

if its an interesting thread related story then go ahead
Alright, so here's how it goes.


The story begins on a summer evening, or was it morning? I can't remember, I would soon find an oddly lesbian-centered post on my dashboard by none other than 'yelnatszeroni' (autistic username, I know) who was sperging about how Helen from The Incredibles was a lesbian and nothing else, having watched the original movie several years back, I knew that she was wrong and that Helen had a husband so I decided to correct her.

Oh boy, was I about to get into some shit.

She kept going on and on about how Helen was a lesbian and that she had no husband, even when he was (if not) the main character of the movie(s).

It was till then I realized what I was dealing with: A nice gal.

Probably the perfect example of a specimen, because she was (in my opinion) a perfect lolcow.

Because she never knows when to shut up.
 
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Here you go Kiwis, pick your poison.

(I found this pic on Tumblr if you're wondering)

I really want to know what these kinds of posts- not this one particularly, but all of this type- are actually trying to accomplish. I’d say its just to circlejerk, but theres a hint of passive aggresivism in them that seem to be aimed outside the group- which raises the question, do they think people outside of their LESBEANS UWU community follow any of their content? That would explain the insanely long BYFs they write, they think theyre voicing their opinions and agenda to the entire planet because theyre just that self centered.
 
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