everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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Cynthia said:
I really want to know what these kinds of posts- not this one particularly, but all of this type- are actually trying to accomplish. I’d say its just to circlejerk, but theres a hint of passive aggresivism in them that seem to be aimed outside the group- which raises the question, do they think people outside of their LESBEANS UWU community follow any of their content? That would explain the insanely long BYFs they write, they think theyre voicing their opinions and agenda to the entire planet because theyre just that self centered.
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If you don't support the lesbian patriarchy you'll be nailed to a cross and burned alive.
 
Cynthia said:
I really want to know what these kinds of posts- not this one particularly, but all of this type- are actually trying to accomplish. I’d say its just to circlejerk, but theres a hint of passive aggresivism in them that seem to be aimed outside the group- which raises the question, do they think people outside of their LESBEANS UWU community follow any of their content? That would explain the insanely long BYFs they write, they think theyre voicing their opinions and agenda to the entire planet because theyre just that self centered.
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i have a feeling the BYFs, in every community on tumblr, arent really there to prevent "bad" people from following them but to let everyone know what they believe and in particular who they hate so much that they dont even want them to follow em
 
goatD said:
i have a feeling the BYFs, in every community on tumblr, arent really there to prevent "bad" people from following them but to let everyone know what they believe and in particular who they hate so much that they dont even want them to follow em
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If you like (insert strangely specific item of interest here) you should unfollow me right fucking now and kill yourself. uwu sorry i don't make the rules
 
I would rather stab myself in the cunt than get into a relationship with any of these women.

glad this thread exists, asides from the sudden waves of self-loathing this is still pretty funny.

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adorable bitch said:
I would rather stab myself in the cunt than get into a relationship with any of these women.

glad this thread exists, asides from the sudden waves of self-loathing this is still pretty funny.
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Ugh that last post. No one on tumblr appreciates Adventure Time for it’s artistic value, they only care about the uguu kawaii lesbeans. Hell, the show ended tonight and I’ve seen very little talk about the actual content of the finale besides a two second gay moment.
 
Cynthia said:
Ugh that last post. No one on tumblr appreciates Adventure Time for it’s artistic value, they only care about the uguu kawaii lesbeans. Hell, the show ended tonight and I’ve seen very little talk about the actual content of the finale besides a two second gay moment.
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I'm honestly pretty sorry for the writers of any popular cartoon, getting constant threats over some shitty pairing.
 
I feel like lesbians shoot themselves in the foot, considering how they repeatedly spit on bi women. Every time wlw media happens or a wlw sprouts up, they never fail to exclude bi women and call them "fake gays". How retarded are y'all, you're thinning out your already shallow dating pool.

I think it's funny that lesbians undercut bi/pan women but with recent trends on twitter and tumblr, it's probably many "lesbians" who are the fake gays.
 
goma said:
I feel like lesbians shoot themselves in the foot, considering how they repeatedly spit on bi women. Every time wlw media happens or a wlw sprouts up, they never fail to exclude bi women and call them "fake gays". How exceptional are y'all, you're thinning out your already shallow dating pool.

I think it's funny that lesbians undercut bi/pan women but with recent trends on twitter and tumblr, it's probably many "lesbians" who are the fake gays.
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Ikr.
Fake gays using the no true Scotsman fallacy instead of admitting theyre jealous they can't get any, while those icky bi-pan traitors get all the dick and pusspuss?

What a twist!
 
DatBepisTho said:
Ikr.
Fake gays using the no true Scotsman fallacy instead of admitting theyre jealous they can't get any, while those icky bi-pan traitors get all the dick and pusspuss?

What a twist!
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I can't wait for the day when the internet is so sick and tired of lesbians that it becomes a new type of cringe culture.
 
WatchingAllOfYou said:
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Man, the Love Nikki fandom on Tumblr is a goldmine for the EVERYTHING IS LESBIAN crowd....

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... And no one believes the "JUST SHITPOSTING" excuse, they take it seriously enough to "correct" a mere "shitpost" because the dark-haired girl turned out to have a boyfriend in-story and they still wanna eat the whole cake.

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Their obsession with this Kimi girl (the gray-haired one from the pictures above) and her (non-canon) lesbianism is getting disturbing. You can smell these womanchildren's desire to use poor Kimi as their self-insert so they can imagine themselves as ~cute lesbean princesses with zero personalities other than being sapphic, uwu~.

BONUS:
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These internet lesbians' love for homophobic stereotypes like "every lesbian is a man-hating bitch" and "ew, straight girls are the Devil, ew ew" is showing, too. And it's all because a recent game event showed that not everyone worships the fictional character that they want to be a lesbian, LOL. :story:
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"Lesbian rights is me not being able to name any of the males in love nikki"

was the patriarcy holding a gun up to your head and forcing you to list off male characters before lesbian rights?
Also why must tumblr always use "males" never guys, or boys?
 
aFairlyOddFaggot said:
"Lesbian rights is me not being able to name any of the males in love nikki"

was the patriarcy holding a gun up to your head and forcing you to list off male characters before lesbian rights?
Also why must tumblr always use "males" never guys, or boys?
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Because they're lesbians, Harold.
 
aFairlyOddFaggot said:
"Lesbian rights is me not being able to name any of the males in love nikki"

was the patriarcy holding a gun up to your head and forcing you to list off male characters before lesbian rights?
Also why must tumblr always use "males" never guys, or boys?
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Because they're basically incels.
 
"Can we get a lesbian version of the titanic but they both live?"
That's... borderline disrespectful. They do realize that the titanic was an actual thing and not something those icky hets made up for the sole purpose for an icky hey love story? Also killing Jack at the end acknowledged that yes, people died during this disaster.
 
IdaRita said:
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Who is that gabi person? Why she has so many followers?
She seems like personification of this thread.
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How old is this person? There's a stage of development in gay people where they're completely obnoxious about their sexuality (this is something that's recognized by social science), but normally you're supposed to grow out of it by your mid-20's at the latest.
 
Stock Image Photographer said:
How old is this person? There's a stage of development in gay people where they're completely obnoxious about their sexuality (this is something that's recognized by social science), but normally you're supposed to grow out of it by your mid-20's at the latest.
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I think it varies from person to person. The fact that all these girls continue to haunt tumblr wailing about other women means that they'll never grow out of that obnoxious stage.
 
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