everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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Exactly! By going overboard with the whole anybody can be ___, they're actually just pushing these people into a narrative they have decided for them- like the gender norms they're so against. They're doing the exact same thing to others they say is being done to them, but it's ok when they do it. Of course I can't say that unless I want to be called a TERF or something similar.
 
Exactly! By going overboard with the whole anybody can be ___, they're actually just pushing these people into a narrative they have decided for them- like the gender norms they're so against. They're doing the exact same thing to others they say is being done to them, but it's ok when they do it. Of course I can't say that unless I want to be called a TERF or something similar.
Horseshoe theory at it's finest. It's like when we point out that the soft bigotry of low expectations is super racist and detrimental to whatever oppressed minority is on a pedestal this week and we get called Nazis for pointing it out. Personally I think it's extremely sexist to assume any woman that is strong is trans, or that any woman that isn't over the moon all the time for the guy she is with is somehow repressing her "true" sexuality. Just like the jocks of 80s college comedies, the tumblr lesbian will also make the assumption that since she doesn't give her boyfriend 4 blowjobs a day and cook every meal she must secretly be into women.
 
Horseshoe theory at it's finest. It's like when we point out that the soft bigotry of low expectations is super racist and detrimental to whatever oppressed minority is on a pedestal this week and we get called Nazis for pointing it out. Personally I think it's extremely sexist to assume any woman that is strong is trans, or that any woman that isn't over the moon all the time for the guy she is with is somehow repressing her "true" sexuality. Just like the jocks of 80s college comedies, the tumblr lesbian will also make the assumption that since she doesn't give her boyfriend 4 blowjobs a day and cook every meal she must secretly be into women.
Don't even get me started on that Latinx shit, I'm hispanic and we all think it's so stupid. We don't need white women defending us over something that isn't even a problem. It also reminds me of a family member who, despite being in multiple long term relationships with men, being engaged to two of them and crying when they broke up- now says she's been a lesbian the whole time. Like? What's with this bi erasure? If you like dick and willingly have romantic relationships with men..you are not a lesbian and are quite frankly, causing more problems for true lesbians than you realize.

If you are a lesbian who won't accept girl dick you are a TERF! But if you say those lesbians are bi because you know..they accept penis, prepare to be banned everywhere.
 
The second a character isn't 400% over the moon for a dude these chucklefucks immediately assume lesbian/bi/demi/pan/poly or some mix thereof. It's a kids movie, for kids, stop sexualizing everything. Also I love that Disney makes a literal strong female character and the immediate assumption by the usual idiots is that she was/is a man.
We're talking about a group type where after 3 seasons of Dean Winchester being almost militantly heterosexual (to the point it made Capt Kirk applaud) immediately shipped him gay with a newcomer who showed up at the start of season four.

Hell slash got it's name from kirk/spock - and both of them have sired bastards from one end of the galaxy to the other.

Canon and text does not matter to these people.

Exactly! By going overboard with the whole anybody can be ___, they're actually just pushing these people into a narrative they have decided for them- like the gender norms they're so against. They're doing the exact same thing to others they say is being done to them, but it's ok when they do it. Of course I can't say that unless I want to be called a TERF or something similar.

Patriarchy: Only women do the dishes.
Feminism: Anybody can do the dishes if they want.
Woke: Anybody doing dishes is a woman.
 
We're talking about a group type where after 3 seasons of Dean Winchester being almost militantly heterosexual (to the point it made Capt Kirk applaud) immediately shipped him gay with a newcomer who showed up at the start of season four.

Hell slash got it's name from kirk/spock - and both of them have sired bastards from one end of the galaxy to the other.

Canon and text does not matter to these people.



Patriarchy: Only women do the dishes.
Feminism: Anybody can do the dishes if they want.
Woke: Anybody doing dishes is a woman.
The Shipper/Fujo Venn diagram is practically a solid circle these days. What is the lesbian version of the fujoshi? Because that's what so much of this shit is, except instead of pork-sword fights and bum drillery it's clam slamming and gender euphoria.
 
tumblr tards and lgbtq fags dont know what straight means
I saw a post on tumblr compiling the "old rock bands with Baby Metal" tweets, and like 1 comment pointed out those rockers were trying to get japanese pussy by shielding mediocre band, everybody else?
Gushing about Babymetal "gaining dads and granddads".
Oh, and apparently being first women in metal.
 
How is this in any way, shape or form, a normal sentence?
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The fuck does that even mean to begin with? Lesbians don't "do gender". Nobody "does gender" except lunatic alphabet soup people.
I believe they're talking about the edgy types of chicks who shave off all their hair, who love saying, "I DO NOT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF WOMANHOOD! I DON'T LOVE MEN! I'M A LESBIE!"

So yeah, lunatic alphabet soup people, even before they discovered transtrending.
 
I guess she's saying that butches walking around made other gay people less scared to try out crossdressing? I can kind of see that but that's one weird ass way to say it. Tumblrspeak should count as its own dialect and have paid translators.
 
Anyone can be a lesbian! Including males! As long as you don't use that dirty word m*n.
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Talking cats are lesbian!

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Genderless dragons are lesbians!
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NICE JOB CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!! FUCK YOU LESBOPHOBE
I love the mocking of these obvious autists by people who claim to be such great advocates for neurodivergent people.
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"if ur genderqueer in some way and love women" Slow your roll bigot! That's non-men loving non-men to you. It is perfectly okay to imply that trans men are actually just lesbians.
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All the categories are arbitrary. Saying that men aren't lesbians is "linguistic purism".

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"if ur genderqueer in some way and love women" Slow your roll bigot! That's non-men loving non-men to you. It is perfectly okay to imply that trans men are actually just lesbians.
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All the categories are arbitrary. Saying that men aren't lesbians is "linguistic purism".

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What I don't understand is why the "lesbian" label is so coveted. Why do people want to specifically be a lesbian so badly? Why can't you just be clear in your communication instead of coming up with ways in which you can get to be a certain thing?
 
What I don't understand is why the "lesbian" label is so coveted. Why do people want to specifically be a lesbian so badly? Why can't you just be clear in your communication instead of coming up with ways in which you can get to be a certain thing?
Lesbian is gay (opposite of straight, which is bad) and for women (opposite of men, which are bad), therefore it is an objectively Good label to have. Since the contemporary left is all about labels and identities, it's one of the best ones to claim. Combine this with their postmodern tendencies to reject definitions and reality, you have men claiming lesbianism and trannies who fuck each other with their huge cocks embracing it, too
 
God i remember creating a female character for a DnD campaign that happened to have a purely platonic friendship with one of the other female party members prior to the events of the campaign and the bitch who played that other character really wanted them to be lesbians. this shit is infuriating and i die from cringe when i see it. Same thing with these people making everything gay, retards in the Ace Attorney fandom insist Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are gay lovers despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING pointing towards that.
 
God i remember creating a female character for a DnD campaign that happened to have a purely platonic friendship with one of the other female party members prior to the events of the campaign and the bitch who played that other character really wanted them to be lesbians. this shit is infuriating and i die from cringe when i see it. Same thing with these people making everything gay, retards in the Ace Attorney fandom insist Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are gay lovers despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING pointing towards that.
That's because the artist who worked on Ace Attorney prior to it, has made a yaoi doujin where the characters had similiar designs, to that of Miles and Phoenix.

And statements like that she just kind of reused those designs when Capcom asked her to design characters for Ace Attorney, along with saying something in lines of that Miles isn't interested in women (If I remember this part correctly). I think these statements by the artist, who usually should be taken with skepticism can explain why AA fandom is a shithole infested with fujoshits.
 
That's because the artist who worked on Ace Attorney prior to it, has made a yaoi doujin where the characters had similiar designs, to that of Miles and Phoenix.

And statements like that she just kind of reused those designs when Capcom asked her to design characters for Ace Attorney, along with saying something in lines of that Miles isn't interested in women (If I remember this part correctly). I think these statements by the artist, who usually should be taken with skepticism can explain why AA fandom is a shithole infested with fujoshits.
first i'm hearing of this. even then that artist has no real bearing on the characters as she doesn't write the games, Shu Takumi does. on top of that her yaoi is a completely unrelated work and man now i just hate Ace Attorney fans even more.
 
Before it was everything was gay men, now it's lesbians. It all just boils down to one thing, people on Tumblr have no idea how healthy relationships work, romantic or other wise. To them there is no such thing as just friendship, it must be romantic and sexual in some way. It's a really Juvenal way of looking at things, sad when I see people in their 20s and 30s acting like this.
It is because the female mind cannot fathom anything outside romance and sexuality. They aren't truly capable of friendship, only a pale imitation of it.
 
Most lesbians aren't even lesbian.
bruh. recent interaction with a woman;

"bi woman"; Im totally bi, i like girls and boys!
me; Whens the last time you dated a girl?
"bi woman"; About 7 years ago when I was a sophomore in highschool
me; Why havent you dated one recently?
"bi woman"; Oh Im married to a guy

Very few women are genuinely lesbian. Theyre either attention whores or trying to fit in with the crowd. By their late to mid 20s they will be exclusively with men.
 
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