everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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DICKPICSRUS said:
They do ,but what I do notice a trend in their ocs! the couple are usually one light skin couple one dark skin couple
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Honestly liking mixed race couples is one of the least obnoxious things about this community.

It does happen a lot, though, don't it?
 
As much as they'll deny it's a cliche, it's a case of "color contrast" going.

I find the whole "lesbo goddesses who are perfect and must be put on pedestals" attitude more annoying than mixed race yuri.
 
Don't know if this has been posted yet, but what's up with the fad of defining things as "sun lesbians" and "moon lesbians"? Is that an extension of the "moon and sun are lesbians" thing? Is it just cooler to say than butch and femme?

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I guess instead of finding "[inanimate objects] are lesbians", I ended up with "lesbians are [inanimate objects]"

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Synthesizer Patel said:
Don't know if this has been posted yet, but what's up with the fad of defining things as "sun lesbians" and "moon lesbians"? Is that an extension of the "moon and sun are lesbians" thing? Is it just cooler to say than butch and femme?

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I guess instead of finding "[inanimate objects] are lesbians", I ended up with "lesbians are [inanimate objects]"

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I couldn't get into the new Lesbimon™ Sun or Moon. For me the original Lesbimon™ Red will always be my first and favorite. There are just too many new Lesbimon™ to keep up with and some of the mixed types like air/water and fire/vibrator don't make much sense to me.
 
Ratty said:
That's hetcharacteroftheday if I'm not mistaken.

What people also flip their shit at is the blog canonlgbtcharacteroftheday, which is run by the same people. And why? Because they dare post bisexual characters, and, get this, say they're bisexual. Shocking, I know. Almost everytime they post a bisexual character from a somewhat popular piece of media, the gay/lesbian fetishists crawl out of their holes to start a long-winded discussion about how the character is actually a pure uwu gay boi or a men-hating lesbian.
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Have a recent example.
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:story: That #discourse. This character is a plentiful source of this discourse, the mods can't help but keep replying to the hate and fueling the fire.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Have a recent example.
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:story: That #discourse. This character is a plentiful source of this discourse, the mods can't help but keep replying to the hate and fueling the fire.
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People get so mad over the sexualities of fictional characters... who cares? The only people who are hurt by this are the ones grasping at straws trying to say it's "lesbian erasure!" for a female character to be bisexual, even if they're in a relationship with a woman.
 
This was originally posted in the "Nice Gals" thread, but since we're talking about Tumblr (mostly) and its creepy obsession with lesbians, I guess it fits here too.

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TLDR: Ghibli adapted a novel about two girls being best friends, which had a HUGE plot twist that rendered shipping the girls impossible. SJW's take it as well as you can guess, accusing Ghibli of "queerbaiting" and whining because they cannot make THESE two girls into their precious fetishized lesbians.

Also, referring to two little girls' bonds as "the sensual mood set up" between them? Ew. EWWWWWWWWWW. I mean, shipping female characters together is okay, but Anna was 12 and so was Marnie. Wait until they're at least teenagers, you thirsty creeps.
 
WatchingAllOfYou said:
This was originally posted in the "Nice Gals" thread, but since we're talking about Tumblr (mostly) and its creepy obsession with lesbians, I guess it fits here too.

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TLDR: Ghibli adapted a novel about two girls being best friends, which had a HUGE plot twist that rendered shipping the girls impossible. SJW's take it as well as you can guess, accusing Ghibli of "queerbaiting" and whining because they cannot make THESE two girls into their precious fetishized lesbians.

Also, referring to two little girls' bonds as "the sensual mood set up" between them? Ew. EWWWWWWWWWW. I mean, shipping female characters together is okay, but Anna was 12 and so was Marnie. Wait until they're at least teenagers, you thirsty creeps.
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When you cared so little about the story itself and care more about shipping two girls...Thats pretty bad. "REEEEEE WUT ABOUT MY TWO LESBEAN BABIESS REEEEE"
 
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Rayemond46 said:
When you cared so little about the story itself and care more about shipping two girls...Thats pretty bad. "REEEEEE WUT ABOUT MY TWO LESBEAN BABIESS REEEEE"
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Why can't these people enjoy a good story? Why do they always feel the need to get their kinks and sexuality all over everything? Nothing is sacred to these kinds of people, everything has to cater to their fetishes or it's "baiting" or some kind of "phobic". This doesn't just include Tumblr "lesbians" either.
 
I bet no one at Ghibli has any idea that "queer baiting" exists as a concept even. Like, mysteriously, they just made a kid's flick about families that love each other. Shocking.
 
They won't watch porn or hentai even though those are pure kink, even yuri is included, yet dismiss everything in non-sexual media for the sake of shipping.

The only value they put in a work is whether there is potential for lesbian waifuism.
 
"a dumb indie movie that nobody will watch twice"

That just pisses me off and tells me everything about these people; they don't enjoy media for the artistry or even the sake of entertainment, it's all to feel validated about their fat, lazy egos. "OMG this doesn't have a black trans lesbian muslim in explicit sex scenes, therefore it's horrible".
 
IceGray said:
They won't watch porn or hentai even though those are pure kink, even yuri is included, yet dismiss everything in non-sexual media for the sake of shipping.

The only value they put in a work is whether there is potential for lesbian waifuism.
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It's because they insist their blatant fetishization lesbianism is TOTALLY NOT SEXUAL REEE and focus on how pure and wholesome it is for girls to love each other. That leads to situations like "it's totally not creepy if I'm obsessed with the idea of these 10 year old girls being lesbians"
 
WatchingAllOfYou said:
This was originally posted in the "Nice Gals" thread, but since we're talking about Tumblr (mostly) and its creepy obsession with lesbians, I guess it fits here too.

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TLDR: Ghibli adapted a novel about two girls being best friends, which had a HUGE plot twist that rendered shipping the girls impossible. SJW's take it as well as you can guess, accusing Ghibli of "queerbaiting" and whining because they cannot make THESE two girls into their precious fetishized lesbians.

Also, referring to two little girls' bonds as "the sensual mood set up" between them? Ew. EWWWWWWWWWW. I mean, shipping female characters together is okay, but Anna was 12 and so was Marnie. Wait until they're at least teenagers, you thirsty creeps.
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I'm reminded of when Bioshock: Infinite came out and there were a bunch of Booker/Elizabeth fanfics left abandoned once the authors finished the game.

Only this is stupider because they're more entitled and they couldn't even wait until the end of a friggin' movie.
 
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