everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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No silly, they were never really interested in men, the patriarchy made them do it!

I wish I was making that up, but that's a real thing these loons believe. Look up "compulsive heterosexuality".

I don't think they realize that when a fictional grrl falls in love with a guy, it's intentional and something that the writer put into the work. The character doesn't have a life of her own. Like you'll have character bios where a female character has an arrow with a heart pointing to a guy, him listed in her likes and the tumblrer will still insist the character's a lesbian. It's like the word doesn't have meaning to them and they refuse to just say 'this character is bi'.

Not that it seems like they're thinking very hard about what they're doing, lol. Or at all.
 
I don't think they realize that when a fictional grrl falls in love with a guy, it's intentional and something that the writer put into the work. The character doesn't have a life of her own. Like you'll have character bios where a female character has an arrow with a heart pointing to a guy, him listed in her likes and the tumblrer will still insist the character's a lesbian. It's like the word doesn't have meaning to them and they refuse to just say 'this character is bi'.

Not that it seems like they're thinking very hard about what they're doing, lol. Or at all.
So much it it boils down to "MY headcanon is better than YOUR headcanon, even if you're the characters creator! "
 
I don't think they realize that when a fictional grrl falls in love with a guy, it's intentional and something that the writer put into the work. The character doesn't have a life of her own. Like you'll have character bios where a female character has an arrow with a heart pointing to a guy, him listed in her likes and the tumblrer will still insist the character's a lesbian. It's like the word doesn't have meaning to them and they refuse to just say 'this character is bi'.

Not that it seems like they're thinking very hard about what they're doing, lol. Or at all.

The writers are wrong and don't know their characters as well as random internet blogger, duh.
 
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What is it with their obsession of making everyone a lesbian? Some of the girls in that show have been shown to have an interest in boys, so how can they be lesbian?
 
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What is it with their obsession of making everyone a lesbian? Some of the girls in that show have been shown to have an interest in boys, so how can they be lesbian?
You know what they'd say: "lesbians can have history with men, blah-blah-blah, compulsive heterosexuality".
 
By that logic, all lesbians can be forced into straight sex later after the lesbian fad wears off.
 
Oh come on, that's obviously a troll post. Then again it's sometime hard to tell if they're trolling or not on tumblr..
 
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The design of this troll was leaked awhile ago, predictably leading everyone to gush about their new precious lesbian daughter uwu.

Except now they are confirmed to actually be a pretty dude and the "everything is lesbians" brigade are pissed/were in denial and insisting that they were a he/him lesbian.


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The design of this troll was leaked awhile ago, predictably leading everyone to gush about their new precious lesbian daughter uwu.

Except now they are confirmed to actually be a pretty dude and the "everything is lesbians" brigade are pissed/were in denial and insisting that they were a he/him lesbian.


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I wonder how these people feel about Desire from Sandman.
 
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The design of this troll was leaked awhile ago, predictably leading everyone to gush about their new precious lesbian daughter uwu.

Except now they are confirmed to actually be a pretty dude and the "everything is lesbians" brigade are pissed/were in denial and insisting that they were a he/him lesbian.


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oh god, yes, i was preview to this nonsense firsthand

he could literally be a gay dude but at this point that aint good enough
lesbian entitlement smh

EDIT: i think ive mentioned this on another thread at some point, but these people have p much dropped every LGBT+ identity but the L
they dont care about representation, it stopped being abt rep long ago, now its just them jacking off to the mere IDEA of everything being lesbian
seriously, why do lesbians WANT everything to be lesbian so much? ive legit seen this happen with them than any other LGBT group, on par with hardcore religious nuts that want everything to be straight
 
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Don't know if this has been posted yet, but what's up with the fad of defining things as "sun lesbians" and "moon lesbians"? Is that an extension of the "moon and sun are lesbians" thing? Is it just cooler to say than butch and femme?

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I guess instead of finding "[inanimate objects] are lesbians", I ended up with "lesbians are [inanimate objects]"

"Baseball cap or beanie lesbian" would be a valid point of reference if beanies didn't have such a massive monopoly in the lesbian market. Some lesbos need to flick the beanie in order to prevent saturation.
 
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