everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[morninghomo]

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I still don't get this "Thor is a lesbian icon" thing, but Tumblr seems deep in it so uh, enjoy?

when u like a male character but cant admit it

 

[kidsquid]

Yikes.

 

[Squishy Penny]

They're fucking machines.

 

[scathefire]

Yikes.

She's probably too deranged to get an actual girlfriend

 

[Lez]

They're fucking machines.

I used to follow the person who made that addition to the post and they've changed a lot over the years.

 

[HY 140]

lets go stand in front of a road and let a car run over you

 

[Whitesnake]

It's their own characters, but c'mon
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That first pic kinda reminds me of those shitty-looking dragons from that one atari game.

Spoiler: this thing

 

[Valstrax]

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Yikes.

How do I rate this 'horrifying'?

 

[Tlazolli]

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Yikes.

That’s a serial killer in the making. Fem Elliot Rodgers here we go.

 

[kidsquid]

Hoo boy gang have I got some prime lesbian (and bonus trans) autism for you today.

Spoiler: M&MS IS TRANSBIANS

I'm not gonna lie, the second sentence of the reply made me chuckle a little, but... come on.

 

[IceGray]

When you fujohime so hard that you refuse to see other points of view and turn yourself into a homophobic porn caricature.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Hoo boy gang have I got some prime lesbian (and bonus trans) autism for you today.

Spoiler: M&MS IS TRANSBIANS

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I'm not gonna lie, the second sentence of the reply made me chuckle a little, but... come on.

Isn't it racist to say all colored m&ms are the same?

 

[morninghomo]

>make a transphobe uncomfortable

buddy ur making me personally uncomfortable for more reasons than one

 

[Jungle Princess]

Hoo boy gang have I got some prime lesbian (and bonus trans) autism for you today.

Spoiler: M&MS IS TRANSBIANS

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I'm not gonna lie, the second sentence of the reply made me chuckle a little, but... come on.

There must be better sources of trans representation than commercials featuring talking chocolate.

 

[Tardevoir]

There must be better sources of trans representation than commercials featuring talking chocolate.

I don't get this obsession for transbians

like at all, especially if you're going to go so far as to try to push this onto CANDY.

 

[Valstrax]

There must be better sources of trans representation than commercials featuring talking chocolate.

Like for example: Doing it yourself instead of forcing your rainbow-colored shit down everybody's throats.




Well I wish.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I don't get this obsession for transbians

like at all, especially if you're going to go so far as to try to push this onto CANDY.

the mistake was allowing the idea of an "LGBT community." It causes them to believe it's all the same and needs to be mixed together to be even better.

edit: Starting to think nobody actually understood what I mean

 

[Literally Whojak?]

When you fujohime so hard that you refuse to see other points of view and turn yourself into a homophobic porn caricature.
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yelnatszeroni is a well known nice gal, she's one of those "this female character who has a husband has comp het and is automatically a lesbian" types of people, she's pretty much the pioneer of that shit

 

[Latias]

Oof how did I know one of the examples on the first post would be for HTTYD?
The shitstorm the poster caused was so... unnecessary. It was agrivating seeing the posts that were changing Toothless into a female for a ship??? It makes no sense?? animals have no concept of sexuality in the first place... and Toothless is canonically a male. if you want to shit the Light Fury with a girl just... use a different dragon. it's obnoxious.

 

[_Wice]

Hoo boy gang have I got some prime lesbian (and bonus trans) autism for you today.

Spoiler: M&MS IS TRANSBIANS

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I'm not gonna lie, the second sentence of the reply made me chuckle a little, but... come on.

I’m very shocked at the fact that not one of you have made the obvious Linkara joke. Shame on you.