everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[Alberto Balsalm]

View attachment 538053

im officially fucken done

I object to these two being called gay. It's obvious that only one is a fruit.

 

[Stray Bullet]

I feel like this fits here

 

[IceGray]

Nobody thinks about interspecies sorority either these days.

 

[Valstrax]

How about 'no'?

 

[The Fatriarchy]

As long as the dying is done by the people who suggest stupid things like that I'm ok with the outcome.

 

[Meowthkip]

View attachment 538608
How about 'no'?

Imagine this being a demand in a hostage situation.

 

[Rakdos92]

View attachment 538608
How about 'no'?

Why would they even do that? What even is Home Depot?

 

[Meowthkip]

Why would they even do that? What even is Home Depot?

It's a hardware store.

 

[Valstrax]

It's a hardware store.

Even with the most pointless of shit, the lesbians want to claim more for their territory.

 

[Crosswalk]

Why would they even do that?

I assume it's some sort of attempt at humor; I guess "lol random XD" is now "lol lesbians UwU."

 

[Valstrax]

I assume it's some sort of attempt at humor; I guess "lol random XD" is now "lol lesbians UwU."

Would I be wrong if I said that I would rather take the former than the latter?

 

[Nekromantik]

View attachment 538053

im officially fucken done

Yes, the phallic shaped produce are lesbians. Now the "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me" joke is so much funnier because the punch line can be lesbian.

 

[Valstrax]

Yes, the phallic shaped produce are lesbians. Now the "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me" joke is so much funnier because the punch line can be lesbian.

How to improve this post:

1. Make it so that the joke would have some relevance to woman/woman culture, for example maybe making an open cantaloupe or something that looks like a vagina.
2. Actually say that it's simply a lesbian joke instead of calling inanimate objects lesbians for no reason at all.

 

[Meowthkip]

How to improve this post:

1. Make it so that the joke would have some relevance to woman/woman culture, for example maybe making an open cantaloupe or something that looks like a vagina.
2. Actually say that it's simply a lesbian joke instead of calling inanimate objects lesbians for no reason at all.

Nyeehhhhh, but that would take like... wit. And effort.

 

[Valstrax]

Nyeehhhhh, but that would take like... wit. And effort.

Might as well call everything a lesbian since the fucking word has no meaning anymore.

 

[goatD]

Might as well call everything a lesbian since the fucking word has no meaning anymore.

it really doesnt
at this point 'lesbian' is just an aesthetic within a word, kinda like those "bun/buns/bunself" pronouns

 

[goma]

It definitely does not mean anything anymore.

 

[AF 802]

It definitely does not mean anything anymore.

View attachment 540924

I hate our Marxism centers known as 'colleges' for this exact reason. Fuck this, I'm learning on my own.

 

[goatD]

does queer just mean "anyone who doesnt strictly abide by the gender roles of the 50s where men went to war and women stayed in the kitchen"? at this point
cause i swear ive seen straight cis girls call themselves queer because they have blue hair and refer to themselves as a "demigirl"

 

[Silence of the Troons]

does queer just mean "anyone who doesnt strictly abide by the gender roles of the 50s where men went to war and women stayed in the kitchen"? at this point
cause i swear ive seen straight cis girls call themselves queer because they have blue hair and refer to themselves as a "demigirl"

Queer used to mean gay or bi (and was long used as an insult but some people began reclaiming it during the 80s). Nowadays, it's just another synonym for "I am a heterosexual """cis""" gender special snowflake who thinks I am a completely separate entity beyond the boundaries of biological sex because I am a girl who likes "masculine" things or a boy who likes "feminine" things"