everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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Shouldn't that be homosexual fictional couple or am I missunderstanding you here?
Sorry, homosexual. I was high* off my ass at the time.

*i'm kidding, I just didn't really know what I was writing at the moment.
 
me, looking at a f/f couple: aww
me, knowing full well hoards of tumblrchildren are coming to flanderize them to hell and back, make their lesbianhood their only characteristic even if theyre not even gay, and proceed to make tons of "uwu smol lesbean" art: pain [:
 
me, looking at a f/f couple: aww
me, knowing full well hoards of tumblrchildren are coming to flanderize them to hell and back, make their lesbianhood their only characteristic even if theyre not even gay, and proceed to make tons of "uwu smol lesbean" art: pain [:
Just look at Danganronpa and Love Nikki (I don't even like the latter game but I still feel sorry for it)
 
As a bi girl I love me some lesbians but people like this just ruin it for me completely and I'm just like why???

me, looking at a f/f couple: aww
me, knowing full well hoards of tumblrchildren are coming to flanderize them to hell and back, make their lesbianhood their only characteristic even if theyre not even gay, and proceed to make tons of "uwu smol lesbean" art: pain [:

I swear to god every single time this stuff happens. The pain is neverending it lasts forever, RUUUUUN
Though really, i like how they say stuff like DONT FETISHIZE then make all gay pairings with girls out to be omg soft pwecious lesbians
Tumblr, you never fail to dissapoint..
 
Everything is lesbians to the point where even men are lesbians, I guess.
I haven't caught a thread about people on tumblr who think he/him lesbians exist, or it just belongs here instead.
Yeaahhh i've seen that before.. things like "they/them lesbians are valid!!!" mostly though, never boy lesbians, wtf?
Just say they're gay.. that doesn't make sense to them though, huh?
 
Yeaahhh i've seen that before.. things like "they/them lesbians are valid!!!" mostly though, never boy lesbians, wtf?
Just say they're gay.. that doesn't make sense to them though, huh?

"lesbian" is just a cutsey label u can stick on urself, they just love how it sounds. its on the same tier as "space/spaceself and "bun/bunself pronouns only uwu" at this point.

its not just about BEING gay or being attracted to women, they go on abt how lesbian they are so much because they just love the idea of lesbianhood. kinda creepy ngl
theres all these "nonbinary/demiboy/genderfluid transmasculine girl" people which are, lets be honest, 90% of the time teen girls who love piling on as many labels as possible
they wanna be their unique gender-role nonconforming gender, but also wanna have that sweet sweet aesthetic lesbian title.

[old man voice] back in my day we'd choose whichever brand of attention seeking fad we'd wanna settle for and that's just how we'd like it! u didn't see none of em goth/hippies and hipster/scene kids running around! feh-
 
It's nothing new. About a decade ago, you had teen girls claiming to be bisexual for attention while stretching the definition of "bisexual" so far that anyone could fit it. The same thing proceeded to happen with being transgender, asexual, and just LGBT/"queer" in general. Now we're coming up on teens doing the same with lesbians and gay men. But where do we go once we've exhausted every possible label under the LGBT umbrella?
 
It's nothing new. About a decade ago, you had teen girls claiming to be bisexual for attention while stretching the definition of "bisexual" so far that anyone could fit it. The same thing proceeded to happen with being transgender, asexual, and just LGBT/"queer" in general. Now we're coming up on teens doing the same with lesbians and gay men. But where do we go once we've exhausted every possible label under the LGBT umbrella?

Trad housewives.
 
Everything is lesbians to the point where even men are lesbians, I guess.
I haven't caught a thread about people on tumblr who think he/him lesbians exist, or it just belongs here instead.
we DID have a thread about that iirc, but it's been locked, probably due to the lackluster OP and that it got sorta off-topic

I'm hoping for somebody to make a new thread about this because it's been blowing up lately, if nobody else makes it then i'll probably do it myself and see if I can make the OP a bit longer and detailed
 
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we DID have a thread about that iirc, but it's been locked, probably due to the lackluster OP and that it got sorta off-topic

I'm hoping for somebody to make a new thread about this because it's been blowing up lately, if nobody else makes it then i'll probably do it myself and see if I can make the OP a bit longer and detailed

You can if you want.
 
They're...making gay swords now...

Bonus: Personal lolcow whose only personality is gay or just sounds like how a straight woman would pretend to be one
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She also violently hates men like every other tumblr user claiming sour grapes.

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But these liars would love it if these games were 100% female with the "harassment" being seen by them as pure yuri loving.

Would they think they're being catered to if a female NPC had a clear fetish for NTRing women?
 
Personal lolcow whose only personality is gay or just sounds like how a straight woman would pretend to be one
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She also violently hates men like every other tumblr user claiming sour grapes.

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I remember this person! She reminds me of these creepy and entitled non-straight girls who get bitchy about ICKY SEXUALIZATION and EW GUYS, but think it’s okay when THEY fantasize about dating and smooching and touching the hair of the cute girls they lust after — OOPS want to date. Because forcing your ~pastel-colored pure lesbian daydreams uwu~ on other women is NOT fetishistic, not at all.

(Nice erasure of gay guys too. Homophobic, much?)

And like I think I said before... her chunky, uglified, childish-looking art is also super telling. Me thinks someone hates women who are prettier than her and, rather than improving herself in any way she sees fitting, projects it on drawing canonically pretty/sexy girls as obese, ambiguously brown blobs.
 
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There's a variation of "everything is lesbian" which is "everything is not straight" like this one from Milo Murphy's Law:

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Should this be in another thread altogether or should it just stay here?
 
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