everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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I find it very interesting that they preach a "born this way" attitude when talking about their own sexuality. But when it is a heterosexual person they drop the motto and say you can "choose" to be with them.

I guess if there is a chance to get some action they do whatever they can to get it.
 
Yes, sure, you don't have to date men or women! You can just be alone and focus on your career!

And when you hit your 40's and realize how empty your life is because you killed yourself for decades climbing an unimportant corporate ladder, and you've ignored your family or don't even have one, and every status symbol you thought mattered turns out to be meaningless and empty, then you can have a crippling mid-life crisis just like those nasty ol' men! Except you won't be dating someone 20 years younger, not without paying.

Hooray for equality of loneliness, the last bold frontier of feminism.
 
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New Pokemon news coming out(heh) during pride month always calls for excitement. Like above, the Internet has claimed a sheep as lesbian and is shipping it with the other sheep pokemon. I wish I was joking.
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"They're lesbeans you guys!" Despite one of them has a 50/50 gender split and the other is most likely to also. And the only reason they're shipped now is because sheep. Also they're pokemon.

And the use of the newer lesbian pride flag, will say, like the colors, but this is lesbian flag number what?
 
Pestilence said:
New Pokemon news coming out(heh) during pride month always calls for excitement. Like above, the Internet has claimed a sheep as lesbian and is shipping it with the other sheep pokemon. I wish I was joking.
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"They're lesbeans you guys!" Despite one of them has a 50/50 gender split and the other is most likely to also. And the only reason they're shipped now is because sheep. Also they're pokemon.

And the use of the newer lesbian pride flag, will say, like the colors, but this is lesbian flag number what?
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Pretty sure this is lesbian flag 4. The lipstick lesbian flag wasn't liked because the creator was a TERF I think. More people are starting to use it more and more now.
 
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Of all fictional characters to ridiculously gush over... they picked Godzilla and Mothra?
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The new movie basically fanned the flames of a dormant ship in the kaiju fandom. Wish I was joking, but the Godzilla/Mothra ship has been a thing for years and new shippers are hopping aboard it. But the "Godzilla's a he/him lesbian" is new and coming across it at 2 AM had me all :stress:.
 
I ran into someone on tumblr with an entire alternate MLP setting involving lesbian-only pairings a few years ago and just sort of assumed it was a rather minor thing, but I guess it's retardedly common. Shame they nuked their autistic account, there'd be some content worth posting here.
 
Cr0w said:
I ran into someone on tumblr with an entire alternate MLP setting involving lesbian-only pairings a few years ago and just sort of assumed it was a rather minor thing, but I guess it's retardedly common. Shame they nuked their autistic account, there'd be some content worth posting here.
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Hard to say if it’s really that much everything is lesbian or if it’s just somebody who enjoys shipping. Sure there are die hard yaoi and yuri fans (and those that think het is icky) but also many who just like romantically pairing those with intresting relationships or personality regardless of genders. Everyone-is-homosexual-thing is fairly common in any fandom where characters are overwhelmingly one gender. If there just aren’t enough guys to go around and most of those guys are boring standard love interest type without personality, it just natural to end up shipping lesbian couples and many MLP versions have very few if any male ponies. It happens other way around with fandoms without many girls in the cast like South Park.
 
Bisexual and from Facebook but shared by someone I met through Tumblr.

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I know there was chat a few years ago about her possibly being bi (and the fact her diaries are censored as fuck) but in short, I always felt it was a bit flimsy.

The article itself is a hoot.

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