everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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shaun the sheep was a mistake
 
WLW/Sapphic/Lesbian Twitter is a goldmine for these kind of posts. Oftentimes, the women/girls/whatever involved have virtually no personality traits other than their sexual orientation.

Instead of admiring actual lesbian and bisexual women, they thirst over (likely) straight women. Notable examples include Dakota Johnson, Florence Pugh, and, of course, Brie Larson.

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Doesn't matter how canonically straight they are, they're gay.
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And to finish off a very surface level dive:
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While at times you can end up checking out someone who isn't sexually oriented towards you by mistake, the lunacy comes in imagining netorare scenarios to start your dream lesbian harem orgy, then getting mad when people point out that's unlikely outside of porn land.
 
Reuben Kincaid said:
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"Living the dream" would have been a broader, funnier comment because who the hell would even want this, but the joke is ruined because of the implication that all lesbians want this? Or they don't want this.

I'm confused.
 
Meowthkip said:
"Living the dream" would have been a broader, funnier comment because who the hell would even want this, but the joke is ruined because of the implication that all lesbians want this? Or they don't want this.

I'm confused.
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Of course... Of course! I figured it out! Lesbians are the new immigrants!
 
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Tumblr blog (restricted) looks like your typical screechy furry blog about genders and supporting BLM and other political shit 14-year-olds (according to the bio) have no business being involved in. Honestly seeing no real reason this post needed to be made outside of "Just because! Questioning is homophobic!"
 
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Tumblr blog (restricted) looks like your typical screechy furry blog about genders and supporting BLM and other political shit 14-year-olds (according to the bio) have no business being involved in. Honestly seeing no real reason this post needed to be made outside of "Just because! Questioning is homophobic!"
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They're 14 years old.

Of course they're stupid.
 
I'm surprised no one has brought up "he/him lesbians" yet.

These are the types of people that substitute lesbianism for having an actual personality. They can be identified with the "✿" symbol in their display names, which was recently claimed for he/him lesbians and their supporters. (Archive link)

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How the hell can someone both identify as male, but be a lesbian? Wouldn't that make you straight?

I've noticed most of them are (unsurprisingly) K-Pop stans who believe that making fun of people for unironically identifying with made up labels makes you ableist, since "autistic people use these terms to cope, therefore they're immune to criticism, shitlord!" (Archive link)

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So the term "he/him lesbian" is plausible to these guys, yet "bi lesbian" is wrong? They're both equally as oxymoronic.

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He/Him lesbians were only really a thing the way that gay dudes calling each other "girl" was a thing; it was just very butch lesbians that took on masculine characteristics. Since the woke people got their hands on it, it's lost all meaning. I don't know if they're referring to trans women who use male pronouns (which is just :?::?::?::?:) or AFAB enbies who want to date girls but also don't want to be girls because they wear pants sometimes.

But they almost never mean butch lesbians.
 
I thought "He/Him lesbians" was just an excuse for lesbians to fuck men without having to declare themselves bi?
 
Lesbian just means "I like girls". A lesbian man is (usually a tranny) who likes girls. It's like saying you're bisexual 10 years ago without ever exercising it, just to seem deep and interesting. Everyone was a bisexual femboy back-when; now they're NB pansexual something or other genders instead. Truth is none of this ever matters cause they get to fiddle two people a decade.
 
I’m on their side actually. I totally agree that a woman who likes women, even if she identifies as trans or wants people to call her by the wrong pronouns, is still a lesbo. Because that person is still a woman. It’s like how u gay even if you’re sucking the dick of someone who wants you call them Weebalina Totesagirl.
 
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yet again, "lesbians" just keep on making female friendships into lesbian relationships for their own agenda *sigh*
 

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