Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[pecansandies]

Wtf?? Who would get online and say such disgusting shit about themselves?
I've never been on the Amber Reddit thread. Is it that damn bad?

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people on that subreddit would happily post spread eagle anus pics if it meant flexing on Amberlynn in some way
"I ONLY WEIGH 43LBS LESS THAN AMBERLYNN BUT I BET MY BUTTHOLE IS CLEANER (NSFW)" 147 upvotes
comments would be like:

• looks great so proud of you
• THIS IS WHY AMBERLYNN NEEDS INPATIENT
• Michael NEEDS to react to this!!!
• EVERYONE SEND BECKY THIS POST SHE NEEDS TO SEE SHE CAN DO BETTER
• My butthole is just as clean and I used to weigh as much as her but I lost 4lbs this year

please know the hyperbole here is minimal

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Wh....what?

I'm not sure how to unpack that mess although I did laugh at the "Aaambuurr" every so often.

 

[raritycunt]

Ah, the people of Reddit

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The daintiest of social media platforms.

All that post says to me is “a grown adult has only just learned to wash properly” which isn’t something you should be proud of

 

[Moonpie]

Holy shit the sound effects.

 

[pecansandies]

Holy shit the sound effects.

I love shit like this. Takes me back to when I was first watching Amberlynn and these montage videos were floating around. I must have watched the "a gorl and her pasta" video 10 times at least...then it got taken down

 

[Whatthefuck]

I love shit like this. Takes me back to when I was first watching Amberlynn and these montage videos were floating around. I must have watched the "a gorl and her pasta" video 10 times at least...then it got taken down

These types of compilations really do tend to point out all the things that make Hamber a prime USDA cow. We’ve all seen her food aggression in real time, but it’s always nice to have it concentrated. A video scrapbook, if you will. It’s all gotten away from that. Now, dear @pecansandies you video was amazing, let’s not forget that masterpiece, but it’s all gotten so self righteous in most of the Haydurrrr nation. Let’s get back to stuff like this. StaySi and Orko and Kate Winslet, I’m sure there are others, but they use creativity and keep the cow in the pasture where it belongs.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Holy shit the sound effects.

Watching Big Al point her chubby, filthy finger at every item in the fridge, loudly claiming "MINE!"..."MINE!"..."MINE!!!" will just never not be funny to me.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Clintonberg]

Ah, the people of Reddit

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The daintiest of social media platforms.

How many months do you have to go unwashed in order to get belly button smegma? Amber's a little over a quarter of a ton, what's their excuse?

 

[Tampon Head]

We really need a new StaySi vid.
Come on, StaySi- if you're on here- give us some more!

It's out and one of the best yet. Loved the toenail bit. StaySi is a top tier content creator.

My only complaint is that Amber is ironically drawn too thin in the videos.

 

[Red Mask]

Yup. StaySi just posted a new one. Right here:

 

[Mandaark]

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Jesus that's one masterpiece you got there

 

[Whatthefuck]

Yup. StaySi just posted a new one. Right here:

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My favorite part is when Rebecksters calls and is talking normally until she knows she’s on speaker phone and immediately slides into Forrest Gunt.

 

[Red Mask]

And what went wrong for poor Amberlynn Reid. This one is by SuchAsLifeX:

 

[Calling]

Yup. StaySi just posted a new one. Right here:

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The circus music is fucking killing me, this is art.

 

[Mandaark]

w a t

 

[DelicateMageflower]

And what went wrong for poor Amberlynn Reid. This one is by SuchAsLifeX:
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The only thing that would have made this video even better is if they'd been able to have the song "Mad World" from Donnie Darko playing in the background.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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HELP I HAVE STALKER!!!

Goddamn, all those reaction channels are just bukkaked with stupid. Fucking drowning in it.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Ewwww why does he look like MAddox.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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Is that Humperdoo from Preacher?