From Magistrate Judge Ray Kent's Order Striking Complaint today in Doe No. 2 v. Clinton County (W.D. Mich.):
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From Magistrate Judge Ray Kent's Order Striking Complaint today in Doe No. 2 v. Clinton County (W.D. Mich.):
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They hoard gold, but the jury is out on how this relates to lawyering.
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I didn't see one, so here's Illustrator's lame AI attempt (I still had to tweak it because Illustrator cannot be persuaded that kiwi birds only have tiny vestigial wings).
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Those fonts are a crime against humanity.
Incidentally, I fully recommend Volokh's blog and nearly everything he says. If you don't know, he's the Soviet-born (Kiev when it was USSR) constitutional scholar who might as well have personally drafted D.C. v. Heller from how much the majority opinion cribbed from his essay The Commonplace Second Amendment.
He is also a fierce First Amendment advocate.
Why else might you have heard of this guy? He has a goobergrape connection. He was the one who filed an amicus brief in the Eron Gjoni gag order case, an obvious violation of the prior restraint doctrine. His mere appearance is probably why she scampered off into the wilderness and dropped her case despite having won at the trial court level from an obviously biased judge.
Appellate argument today as to the order that Eron Gjoni 'not . . . post any further information' about Zoë Quinn (broken unicode) (archive).
My favorite from the comments.
Volokh's blog is one of the few places you can find sensible legal commentary and where nonsense gets immediately smacked down.
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He coulda got a tastefully done minimalist dragon watermark done and it mighta flown. IDK why he thought putting what is obviously his fursona taking up 2/3rds of the readable space and then putting multi colored ink on it was a good idea. Anyone wanting to sign official documents of any kind, just do it in black. At best you look ridiculous with colored ink at worst you fucked your shit up and have to redo all your paperwork because the filing system interprets red ink as a special flag.
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Looks like some kid's idea of Spyro if he was an adult.
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I've heard of furry self-insert art, literature, video games- and now legal briefs. What an attention-seeking faggot.
Lol no, it establishes precedent for other degenerates to do the same. Gay retards ruin enough things already, let's stop arguing for their benefit.
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I was always under the impression every court maintained its own rules (often just citing higher courts' standards, but still) concerning what filings had to look like, right down to the spacing, typeface and font size used. Strict as a college freshman English professor.
I'm genuinely surprised to see the use of colored text and borders, much less full-page watermarks. Doesn't that kind of shit mess with courts' electronic filing systems (OCR, etc.)?
Makes me wish I knew a court clerk just so I could hear the stories of all the stupid shit people file every day...
I'm genuinely surprised to see the use of colored text and borders, much less full-page watermarks. Doesn't that kind of shit mess with courts' electronic filing systems (OCR, etc.)?
Makes me wish I knew a court clerk just so I could hear the stories of all the stupid shit people file every day...
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Fags are still fags regardless.
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A future where every legal brief has a distinct furry fursona. How could you call yourself a lawyer without knowing the fursona avatar of the roe v wade court case, dont worry we retroactively made them fursonas
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I'm going to get my ruthless Jew lawyer friend to put covetous merchant watermarks on everything from now on.
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I am HEAVILY disappointed this wasn't news about some cash grab sequel to enter the dragon or journo garbage claiming it was somehow bad scary old thing as predictable as either of those would be. Somehow it just being furries is more disappointing.
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Kinky. Keep it greyscale though, wouldn't want to get him in trouble.
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You're not a degenerate for having an animal mascot for your company, if you're taking it this seriously then you'd probably beat your kids for watching Barney The Dinosaur. That judge is a humorless faggot and I hope a black guy fucks his wife.
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No, in a legal proceeding is the perfect time and place to do something like this.
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Yes, a legal proceeding is definitely where you have to advertise your disgusting sex perversion, and put it on a watermark in your filing on every page, and piss off the judge.
It's not like you have a client to represent or anything.
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The fucking website, I can't.
Why does it have a shopping cart? Why would you put this on your page? I changed my mind, this guy is the Goat errr, Dragon
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I've learned about a lot of fucked stuff here over the years, but somehow the balldo is up there. It's the perfect storm of ew/why/no.
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sorry for being a dirty rotten gif poster but this was my immediate reaction
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So you're using AI to do legal things for me?
Why can't I just cut you out of the middle and use an AI myself? It'd probably be as effective as you. Jesus Christ.
I can't tell who'd be a worse lawyer this guy or Rekieta.