Explaining stuff to Chris...

[trip2themoon]

That was great, I love your drawings (very cute) and you quite flattered Chris with his body size which I thought was nice too...

 

[teheviltwin]

That was great, I love your drawings (very cute) and you quite flattered Chris with his body size which I thought was nice too...

Thank you!

It was set back in college so I was basing it more on Chris when he looked like this:

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/3/32/320x240xMatchdotcom1.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.nsyE0Eo0WW.jpg

And (because I really couldn't be arsed working on a masterpiece) the toon artist I ripped off was inspired by is called Gnurf.

 

[trip2themoon]

That was great, I love your drawings (very cute) and you quite flattered Chris with his body size which I thought was nice too...

Thank you!

It was set back in college so I was basing it more on Chris when he looked like this:

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/3/32/320x240xMatchdotcom1.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.nsyE0Eo0WW.jpg

And (because I really couldn't be arsed working on a masterpiece) the toon artist I ripped off was inspired by is called Gnurf.

Still you could see that his fat belly was in the post so that was nice of you to flatter him like that. I hope it doesn't give him a big head, thinking that he's still a slim young stud...

 

[teheviltwin]

I think it's more that he's willing to admit to imperfection, but only if it can be placed in the context of "but I overcame my previous flaw and now I AM perfect."

Not to forget that "It takes a real man to admit his mistakes/flaws/racism/sexual harassment."

Still you could see that his fat belly was in the post so that was nice of you to flatter him like that. I hope it doesn't give him a big head, thinking that he's still a slim young stud...

I am thinking of doing something that addresses his flawed body image eventually. But I can imagine that if I had drawn him as a chubby creeper he wouldn't read past the first image.

 

[JULAY]

I think it's more that he's willing to admit to imperfection, but only if it can be placed in the context of "but I overcame my previous flaw and now I AM perfect."

Not to forget that "It takes a real man to admit his mistakes/flaws/racism/sexual harassment."

And it takes a autistic social retard to admit that you recycle your own semen and poop yourself.

 

[DutchLurker]

If, however, Alternate Universe Chris had wandered ten feet outside the boundaries of that zone with the same sign, he would have been approached by campus police and told to get back in the zone or leave.

Which meant that he would have collided with dem damn jerkops rather than with MLW.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Instead of "rather than," I'd say he'd collide with the campus jerkops first. MLW would probably still have wanted to see the offender in person to see whether he understood his infraction and how not to repeat it. I think the end result would have been about the same: a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha for MLW, an ejection for Chris.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I am thinking of doing something that addresses his flawed body image eventually. But I can imagine that if I had drawn him as a chubby creeper he wouldn't read past the first image.

Not to be a bore, but I think the chances of him reading any of them are pretty slim.

 

[CatParty]

I am thinking of doing something that addresses his flawed body image eventually. But I can imagine that if I had drawn him as a chubby creeper he wouldn't read past the first image.

Not to be a bore, but I think the chances of him reading any of them are pretty slim.

hey, his mound is shrinking!

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

There's probably some rule or technicality that he violated. I teach college, and our campus has a designated zone for protests and demonstrations, both by student groups and visiting groups (the latter are usually freaky evangelical Christians of some type). If he went to the school where I work, Chris could have sat there all day with his racist sign and only dealt with repercussions from whatever students happened to actually read the damn thing. If, however, Alternate Universe Chris had wandered ten feet outside the boundaries of that zone with the same sign, he would have been approached by campus police and told to get back in the zone or leave. I can easily believe that he violated some kind of rule about the contents of publicly displayed signs at PVCC. However, now isn't the best time to ask Dean Walsh, so we may never know what rule it was in particular.

I've walked through the hallowed halls of pvcc and bought a mug there. Its a very modern building with rather narrow and to the point hallways. Small enough to where Chris, his table and his sign would be a problem for regular traffic flow and a sight that couldn't be avoided

 

[Picklepower]

Chris wants societies rules to bend for him, it is never his fault, it is always someone else's.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris wants societies rules to bend for him, it is never his fault, it is always someone else's.

He has a lot in common with alcoholics and other addicts.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris wants societies rules to bend for him, it is never his fault, it is always someone else's.

He has a lot in common with alcoholics and other addicts.

That's about right, since Chris's sober is most people's drunk.

 

[cypocryphy]

In the November Facebook leak he mentions that he still wants an attractive girl to ask him out. Seems like it's impossible to explain to him that there is a 99% chance that this will never happen?

 

[Uzumaki]

In the November Facebook leak he mentions that he still wants an attractive girl to ask him out. Seems like it's impossible to explain to him that there is a 99% chance that this will never happen?

There's absolutely no way in hell that there's a full 1% chance that an attractive girl would ask him out. There's a 1% chance of any given astronaut dying. There's no way that Chris being asked out is as likely as an astronaut dying. We probably don't even have names for the infinitesimally small fraction of a percent of a chance that he has that even a complete mess of a human would ever ask him out.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

In the November Facebook leak he mentions that he still wants an attractive girl to ask him out. Seems like it's impossible to explain to him that there is a 99% chance that this will never happen?

Well, as long as there's a possibility of something happening, Chris will cling to that possibility like a drowning man will cling to a plank.
Funny that even though he constantly moans about how he is, his outlook remains forever positive: to him, if it COULD happen means that it eventually will happen.

Someone would have to explain to him very bluntly that his chances aren't slim, they're nonexistent. But then he'll find a tweet about some idiot having a sex dream about a 'tard and he'll refuse to believe the explanation. He really is the original roly-poly.

 

[Marvin]

In the November Facebook leak he mentions that he still wants an attractive girl to ask him out. Seems like it's impossible to explain to him that there is a 99% chance that this will never happen?

He's really cranky about how he's not being approached and he's kinda aware that it wouldn't happen, it's just that as he accepts that, he blames it on everyone around him being "ill-social."

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Funny that even though he constantly moans about how he is, his outlook remains forever positive: to him, if it COULD happen means that it eventually will happen.

Kind of a goku get em attitude

 

[Horde Prime]

Chris wants societies rules to bend for him, it is never his fault, it is always someone else's.

He has a lot in common with alcoholics and other addicts.

Sometimes, but not always. Some alcoholics and addicts are perfectly aware of how they have fucked up their lives and are aware it is their own fault. They just don't care.

 

[theobservdr]

it still is a pretty good comic , it explains when one does something wrong even in the simplest terms that autistic manchildren can understand