explaining what happened

[wheelpower]

I don't get it, do they not have uber or any other rideshare options there?

Amber will claim she's too "scared" to use Uber. In reality, she's embarrassed because she might not fit in an uber/ the driver will judge her.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"I don't like to ask things from people that's just not who I am."

Lol, k gorl, whatever.

Becky: "If I had it my way I'd be in bed."
WOW! You sure showed us, Amber. Becky just insisted she must go with you and would rather be no where else. Girlfriend of the year, you are. Pig.

She just can't bring herself to ask people for things except for that time she returned that lap top from her girlfriend while asking strangers for a more expensive one, that time she invited herself to live with every girlfriend she's ever had, those times she blacks out and beast modes until she gets whatever binge food she wants, oh, and every single time she needs a ride anywhere. No, she doesn't ask anyone for anything, that's just not who she is.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Her blatantly fake southern accent

WH-EYEEEEEE?

It's more like, "Waaaah?" Although it's annoying, it's fitting since she's a 500 pound toddler.

True, I put a little too much eeeeee in there when she really puts on that fake drawl.

 

[EH 110]

WH-EYEEEEEE?

It's more like, "Waaaah?" Although it's annoying, it's fitting since she's a 500 pound toddler.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I don't get it, do they not have uber or any other rideshare options there?

IIRC she stated in one of her last few videos that they don't have uber in her area. No idea if it was a lie or not but I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[armfat]

Has anyone made a cringe compilation of Big AL and her ~southern twang yet?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Hi Hamber! Thanks for reading my posts, you fat bitch!

 

[plant boy]

So Rafe and Hannah are horrible dirty people with a moldy house and yet, somehow, AL brings her precious Twinkie over there?

Methinks shes trying to seduce Rafe now.

Man I don’t even think AL wants Rafe. AL needs to be the problem child in a relationship (IMO). She’d be competitively dramatic with Rafe. ^^;

Rafe on the other hand was flirty af with her and would probably invite any lesbian >300 lbs to join her marital bed.

 

[Assgardian]

The hate comments have almost double the amount of likes the video itself has.

 

[Rotogravure]

IIRC she stated in one of her last few videos that they don't have uber in her area. No idea if it was a lie or not but I wouldn't doubt it.

Uber isn't in the area but Lyft covers the area she's in, and a huge part of the Lexington area as well.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Anyone else notice how she immediately and purposely leans her head away from Becky's once she is wrapping her arms around big Al's shoulders (could only fit around one shoulder...)? It remains like that for the rest of the time Becky is actually in the video. She just seems SO uncomfortable.

You claim you don't like the PDA but your true feelings are showing from your massive body language, gorl...

 

[Xenomorph]

The hate comments have almost double the amount of likes the video itself has.

Yeah a lot of her long-time enablers are finally coming around and the newbies are being educated on her antics.

 

[Rexella]

I hate how she framed this entire Rafe thing. She comes on like she has to address some conspiracy. The haters were saying she had no one else to call except Rafe and that's so unfair!!! This is her whole MO about making bad decisions--she gets fake outraged at something that's entirely beside the point (think about how she goes on and on about differing opinions on diet soda, weighing herself every day, eating at restaurants) and creates this sort of fake sense of outrage, confusion and persecution in order to deflect criticism from the real problem--in this case that Rafe is toxic as shit and she knows she shouldn't hang out with her.

 

[shecameforcwc]

Amberlynn reid is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Ghengis_Kunt]

I'm glad we all take better care of Twinkie and Rarity that that sack of shit does. Without us constantly telling her how to take care of her pets, the poor things would be so far gone.

How in the actual fuck do you not see that your beloved dog has raptor talons for nails? Not much pisses me off, but neglecting innocent animals is up there.

 

[Papaya23]

Confession: I've been watching AL since just before she met Destiny and I still don't know who the fuck Rafe is

 

[Ghengis_Kunt]

Has anyone made a cringe compilation of Big AL and her ~southern twang yet?

I would die of cringe. lol. Someone do it.

 

[666EVE666]

Confession: I've been watching AL since just before she met Destiny and I still don't know who the fuck Rafe is

Becky's childhood best friend of ~10 years. Becky dropped her as a friend when Rafe was trying to get Rarity spayed when Amber dropped her and Wasabi there, claiming she wasn't allowed to have the cats at Becky's house but she didn't even ask her landlord. Amber found out about this plan, thus causing "Cat-gate", and her & Becky's 40 minute long video shitting on Rafe.

 

[Ambaby]

Becky says she feels so sick that she wants to get hit by a car. Amber STILL makes her go to Kroger. Why? did she feel uncomfortable being alone with Ricky and Eric? Can she seriously not handle going out shopping by herself?

Becky also says she wants to eat more protein. Amber is like "um why?" Health guru at it again!

She didntd say why, she said waaayh in her new Southern accent, lol.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

Confession: I've been watching AL since just before she met Destiny and I still don't know who the fuck Rafe is

Consider yourself lucky...she's like a slightly smaller Amberlynn, but if instead of being in to cat ears and tacky purses, she was in to taxidermy and keeping dead carcasses in jars.