F.A.Q. - Phil Phacts

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The "Phil Phone Phun" thread mentioned that Phil had to appear in court soon. Was it because of the Motrin thing (which I'm not sure I really got the full story of), or is he up for review of his :tugboat:?
 
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Xarpho said:
The "Phil Phone Phun" thread mentioned that Phil had to appear in court soon. Was it because of the Motrin thing (which I'm not sure I really got the full story of), or is he up for review of his :tugboat:?
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It's for his name change. He's finally discarding his fake Jewish persona in favor of his fake Hispanic persona.
 
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tweaker the cat said:
Was it you that said he gets deeper and deeper into his fantastical delusions when he's stressed? Here's why I believe that wholeheartedly: one night after finding out that the place we had been crashing at was no longer an option, we had to sleep in a park on the bank of the Delaware. Those of you who have been following Phil for a while may remember his "cave". What he called a cave was really no more than a crack in the rock. You had to crawl in backwards on your belly, and with all the shit he had piled in there, there wasn't enough room for two people. Naturally, I refused to sleep there. I wanted to call 211 (the hotline for resources in the US, you can call and give your location and ask for things like shelter) for a place to stay, but he guilted me into staying with him. This was also in the middle of summer, on the bank of the river, on the east coast. So we were concerned about mosquitoes. But I was unable to start a fire with the materials we had. So it was stress on stress on stress and he couldn't cope as " ahuviya", so "amaterasu" came out.

Tldr: Phil is a giant man baby who can't handle stress
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Was the point where you were literally living under a rock when you started having second thoughts about this relationship lol
 
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Smutley said:
No, seriously, he poops himself?

Yes. The most frequently told story revolves around Dusty, a friend from college. Dusty invited him over to hang out because he felt bad that Phil was awkward and frequently bullied. Dusty's kindness was repaid with a lack of respect for boundaries and consent, culminating in grabbing at Dusty's "five dollar foot long". The excitement from touching another man's penis caused him to lose bowel control. There have been other instances, such as only doing laundry in a river when he's messed himself, but none are as memorable as this. (credit to @Weeping With Pity for this one)
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Who are Phil's friends?

They are few and fleeting. In college he was friends with Dusty and Corine while in the Anime Club, as well as others including the anonymous @Weeping With Pity. Since then he has never had more than temporary allies. Most of the people who hover around him are simply internet asspatters, or eventual enemies.
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@Smutley: with the stuff which has been going down, and the revelation that WWP probably isn't trustworthy (especially with regard to the footlong episode), should you revise this?
 
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This is old, I know, but apparently Phil managed to get ahold of my currency (Kuwaiti Dinars). How the fuck he did it I have no idea.
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Ntwadumela said:
This is old, I know, but apparently Phil managed to get ahold of my currency (Kuwaiti Dinars). How the fuck he did it I have no idea.
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Pocoyo said:
Found them lying on the ground of course!
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Airports with international flights -like Portland's PDX- have kiosks where you can convert currency.
 
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Morbid Boredom said:
Airports with international flights -like Portland's PDX- have kiosks where you can convert currency.
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I'm aware of that, but why the fuck would he need them? It's not like we're gonna greet him with open arms knowing what kind of person he is.
 
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I'm aware of that, but why the fuck would he need them? It's not like we're gonna greet him with open arms knowing what kind of person he is.
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He was betting on and i quote "Petro dollar collapse" it sounded like a cool term to him an bought foreign currency, ironically he got currencies that are dependant on Oil for there value, or would suffer if the dollar happened to collapse.
 
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sorry if this is off-topic, but i'd like to give some input on the definitions of tucute and truscum. what you listed is correct to an extent, i'm gonna try and explain this as clearly as i can.

truscum, while they do believe a medical diagnosis is best, don't necessarily believe that you need one to identify as trans. they believe that you need gender dysphoria to be trans, and they believe that you have to want to change your body/take hormones/get surgery/etc for you to actually be trans. this is correct, as being transgender is a medical condition. while it DOES need to be diagnosed for proper treatment, the determining factor of whether or not you are trans is determined by whether or not you feel dysphoria.

now tucutes, on the other hand, are the tumblr special snowflakes that make up shitty new genders and believe that you can pick to be trans even if you're completely fine with your body. they believe that non-dysphorics("trans" people that don't feel dysphoria) are valid and they often encourage cis people to try out "other" genders. they completely disregard all science and research and embarrass actual trans people. kind of like phil.

i was extremely active on tumblr 2-3 years ago as a truscum blogger that would constantly argue/debate/laugh at whiny tumblrinas and tucutes. i know all the SJ terminology. i understand the brains of these deranged people. i don't really use the label truscum anymore just because i've gotten tired of tumblr and gender related shit but i definitely hold most of the truscum beliefs.

so basically in conclusion, the MAIN difference between a truscum and a tucute is whether or not they believe dysphoria is necessary to be trans. it doesn't have as much to do with the medical diagnosis, since a horrible hate of your genitals/name/appearance and desiring to be the other gender desperately because of the dysphoria doesn't need a diagnosis to be a valid feeling- although truscum believe that an actual trans person that is undiagnosed would 100% search for a doctor as soon as possible to be diagnosed. i hope this makes sense and isn't too off-topic or spergy.
 
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The bouncing and squeaking thing. When did that start and why do we use thah phrasing?
 
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