F.A.Q. - Phil Phacts

[Rou]

@Smutley, you should update this with the details of his new apartment.

 

[Strelok]

A thought struck me. Have we heard anything about bikes in months?

 

[Twrx]

A thought struck me. Have we heard anything about bikes in months?

In one of his more recent videos, he says he'll either keep his future bike in either the living room or on the balcony.

 

[Ravenor]

In one of his more recent videos, he says he'll either keep his future bike in either the living room or on the balcony.

The video was during the house tour I think, the way he worded it was "Furniture... Bike" so to me it sounds like he's planning on getting one but not using it.

 

[Twrx]

The video was during the house tour I think, the way he worded it was "Furniture... Bike" so to me it sounds like he's planning on getting one but not using it.

That wouldn't surprise me.

 

[derpi]

Very important question that must be answered (due to :autism
Does Phil like good cheeses, or does he just munch on blocks of American cheese? Would he be happy with some Brie, or would it confuse him?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Might want to change the section under 'No, seriously, he poops himself?' given it largely cites the story from Weeping, who we know at this point to be highly untrustworthy with anything they claimed to be true regarding Phil. Unless it was backed up by a trustworthy source like tweaker but to my knowledge the footlong story was only backed by Weeping...who was Dusty all along IIRC.

 

[Ravenor]

Might want to change the section under 'No, seriously, he poops himself?' given it largely cites the story from Weeping, who we know at this point to be highly untrustworthy with anything they claimed to be true regarding Phil. Unless it was backed up by a trustworthy source like tweaker but to my knowledge the footlong story was only backed by Weeping...who was Dusty all along IIRC.

No he did shit himself, it wasn't as epic as a full bowel evacuation but there was feacl matter involved, he's a bit like Chris in that when he's really excited about something some bodily functions he loses controll over.

 

[Milktheturtle]

This and the Phil introduction thread really need a new update.A lot of thing happen in the last year and a half

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Is this subforum still effectively invisible to Phil, or does he have another leak?

 

[AnOminous]

Is this subforum still effectively invisible to Phil, or does he have another leak?

I think whoever the leak is is a lame ween rather than someone doing it for his benefit, so would only tend to leak stuff that might lead to a chimpout of some kind. Who knows? Maybe Null knows who it is already. Maybe they already stopped doing it.

Don't really care to tell the truth.

 

[Xarpho]

Very important question that must be answered (due to :autism
Does Phil like good cheeses, or does he just munch on blocks of American cheese? Would he be happy with some Brie, or would it confuse him?

While American cheese is the quintessential processed junk (and I assume American cheese to be the stuff like Kraft makes, not cheeses that happen to have origins in the U.S., like colby), you can't really buy blocks of it. The best you can do is to get it at the deli to slice it in centimeter-thick blocks.

 

[Adamska]

Honestly, the deli American isn't plasticky shit and is a very mellow blend. Good melter, allrounder and good on sandwiches I'd say. Still prefer cheddar and a couple over it, but it's just a decent cheese.

But to get into Phil, he's a brand whore. He'll look hard for stuff that appeals to his wannabe edgy leftist bend and get it, damn the price. He'll also gun for queso allegedly hecha en Mexico too.

In short, he buys from shitty hipster stores like Trader Joes and Whole Foods so pick brands there.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

you can't really buy blocks of it.

Blocks of Velveeta begs to differs

 

[Xarpho]

Blocks of Velveeta begs to differs

You really think Phil shops the center aisles?

 

[Ray Streip]

Do we know what's going on with his face? I don't remember him seeming so weird in his older videos, every video he does in his place looks like he's trying to force a smile and smugness while trying not to cry his eyes out even when he's doing shit like eating cake and his facial expressions don't make sense.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

We should add the lie where he was accosted by "a Kiwi Farms user" and photographed before he assaulted the person and proceeded to toss their phone down a drain on the street.

 

[Ravenor]

We should add the lie where he was accosted by "a Kiwi Farms user" and photographed before he assaulted the person and proceeded to toss their phone down a drain on the street.

That's already getting covered in a separate article I'm writing for the "Phil and..." series.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm curious what the story is on walling off this particular cow's forum from the public. I can surmise that someone was sending him info but plenty of other subjects have come across their thread (often leading to additional hilarity)- what made this different?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm curious what the story is on walling off this particular cow's forum from the public. I can surmise that someone was sending him info but plenty of other subjects have come across their thread (often leading to additional hilarity)- what made this different?

He's such a relentless attention whore that it was decided it'd be funny to cut him off. This had pretty hilarious results early on but is increasingly just a tradition. He still desperately jumps on it any time he appears in some other thread, so he's still mad about it.