F.A.Q. - Phil Phacts

[Ravenor]

Ah, my mistake then. That makes sense though, I've never visited his facebook page personally (only view the caps), I appreciate the info!

Hey no problem always happy to help, but if you want to read up on the more salient points I'd check this thread.

 

[Piaxy]

Why did Phil beat his mother?

 

[Dentontx]

To get to the other side.

 

[Ravenor]

Why did Phil beat his mother?

She wanted him to pay towards his share of the household bill's, he wanted to spend ever more silly amounts of money on cosplay at the time and she wouldn't drop the matter and he reached stage 4 of how he deals with stress because all others hadn't worked.

 

[Adamska]

It's also the name of one of his made up headmates from when DID was popular, he used it as his owners name on a BDSM slave registration page and then got the number tattooed on himself.

This isn't just Autism we are talking about, this is weapons grade autism.

He had it tattooed on himself three times actually. Yes. He's that retarded.

 

[observer]

Not sure if true but didn't Maria offer him sex at one point and he threw a temper tantrum and held a grudge against her

She wanted him to pay towards his share of the household bill's, he wanted to spend ever more silly amounts of money on cosplay at the time and she wouldn't drop the matter and he reached stage 4 of how he deals with stress because all others hadn't worked.

He also bragged on devientart that "threw the first punch"

 

[Ravenor]

He also bragged on devientart that "threw the first punch"

Oh I'm well aware of that, it's one of the only two times that I have documented that he has turned violent the full story is way more interesting than his retelling of it.

 

[VLAD]

Not sure if true but didn't Maria offer him sex at one point and he threw a temper tantrum and held a grudge against her

As I recall, Maria wanted to have a child really badly. This didn't sit right with Phil, him being a beautiful Latina transmujxr and all.

Any more knowledgeable Philologists should feel free to correct me.

 

[observer]

As I recall, Maria wanted to have a child really badly. This didn't sit right with Phil, him being a beautiful Latina transmujxr and all.

Any more knowledgeable Philologists should feel free to correct me.

According to the old adfwiki she was close to menopause and wanted a child before it was too late but phil said it would affect his transition

 

[Ravenor]

As I recall, Maria wanted to have a child really badly. This didn't sit right with Phil, him being a beautiful Latina transmujxr and all.

Any more knowledgeable Philologists should feel free to correct me.

Your prity much on the money, she was getting desperate for a Child and Phil for some reason known only to her felt Phil was a viable candidate and she gave him a awful lot of stuff and a fair bit of money as well, he panicked and lashed out in a full blown end of his emotional and intelectual limits reached a full blown stage 5 chimpout.

 

[AnOminous]

As I recall, Maria wanted to have a child really badly.

Only someone batfuck beyond recognition would think tard genes from Phil were worthy of reproducing.

So considering his current yarble-snipping scheme, it's a good thing this degenerate crazy cunt didn't get her wishes of reproducing Phil's degenerate genes.

 

[Ravenor]

Only someone batfuck beyond recognition would think tard genes from Phil were worthy of reproducing.

To be fair to her I think it was more of a panicked OH SHIT! MY TIMES RUNNING OUT! moment rather than any real attraction to him so she latched on to the first person she could that had the equipment to get the job done rather than focusing on the quality of potential offspring, Phil was more interested in getting his dick wet and the goodies she gave him to keep him interested than the relationship it's self or the Gender.

I'd just like to point out that Phil has had more relationships with people that are Female and tends to creep on Women more than he does, Men and Transmen / TransWomen* by a large margin, I'm willing to say he's Bi but he is more in favour of women than men, Maria was a special case as he was there for the China an trinkets, she was there for other reasons.

*= Jordman not withstanding, there is a very murky very disturbing chapter of Phil's love life I'm not sure I want to pick at in any detail beyond the cursory.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I know Phil had crushes on a few cis men but did he ever have sex with one?

 

[Adamska]

I know Phil had crushes on a few cis men but did he ever have sex with one?

lolno. He'd shit his pants and cry at the idea of doing that.

 

[Ravenor]

I know Phil had crushes on a few cis men but did he ever have sex with one?

As @Adamska said, HAHA NO!

The closest he has ever gotten is Dusty showing him his penis, Phil was so excited he couldn't keep it in and Shat himself, that is the closest he has ever been that we can verify, as I said in my last post there is something I suspect about him and Jordman but I havent got any solid evidence to prove it other than my suspicions.

 

[Adamska]

As @Adamska said, HAHA NO!

The closest he has ever gotten is Dusty showing him his penis, Phil was so excited he couldn't keep it in and Shat himself, that is the closest he has ever been that we can verify, as I said in my last post there is something I suspect about him and Jordman but I havent got any solid evidence to prove it other than my suspicions.

If it's that he's pretending to like dick I find it pretty obvious myself. Same with him being a pedophile.

 

[Mr Pizza]

This thread is super useful and has helped catch me up with the exploits of Phil. I do have a very important question though. Whats with the Phil eating cheese all the time thing? Did he mention how much he likes cheese at some point or is it just because he sort of looks like a potato rat?

Spoiler

 

[Handsome Pete]

This thread is super useful and has helped catch me up with the exploits of Phil. I do have a very important question though. Whats with the Phil eating cheese all the time thing? Did he mention how much he likes cheese at some point or is it just because he sort of looks like a potato rat?

Spoiler

View attachment 75855

That needs to be cross-posted to this thread.

 

[Ravenor]

This thread is super useful and has helped catch me up with the exploits of Phil. I do have a very important question though. Whats with the Phil eating cheese all the time thing? Did he mention how much he likes cheese at some point or is it just because he sort of looks like a potato rat?

Spoiler

View attachment 75855

There are a few pictures of him holding blocks of cheese, combined with the expanding waistline he has it's sorta become a obvious insult that get's under his skin.

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

This thread is super useful and has helped catch me up with the exploits of Phil. I do have a very important question though. Whats with the Phil eating cheese all the time thing? Did he mention how much he likes cheese at some point or is it just because he sort of looks like a potato rat?

Spoiler

View attachment 75855

He posted a picture of a stolen block of cheese once. There's a lot of evidence that cheese is a staple of his diet.