F-List Horrorcows

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Did you know that F-List has it's own minecraft servers?

Well now you do.

Yep, they advertise this when you make an account there.

minecraft.f-craft.net

 

[Rung]

Did you know that F-List has it's own minecraft servers?

Well now you do.

Autism attracts autism, I guess. Dem virtual legos.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

I know, and I am ashamed of it. I just wanted, again, to clarify, that I am not actually any of those... horrid labels. If you guys want to laugh at me, go for it. I just dont want this leaving here or you guys thinking I do this shit IRL.

I would just lay low if I were you and hope that the topic of conversation drifts off to other users.
What is flist anyhow?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Did you know that F-List has it's own minecraft servers?

Well now you do.

Autism will always find a way to connect to more Autism.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I would just lay low if I were you and hope that the topic of conversation drifts off to other users.
What is flist anyhow?

We found a sissy, faggot Sonic that was into being killed and thrown into a dumpster.

If people could get to linking more people, that'd be nice.

The diversion with someone coming here was interesting, but... eh. Those were simultaneously the best and worst I could find - the ones mentioned on the front of the page.

 

[WeebyAutist]

Admittedly, I've spent more time on F-List than I'd like. Occasionally, though, you see the weirdest people imaginable. There was a board on which I spent a great deal of time, on which the same guy would post a new ad for RP every ten minutes like clockwork. It was always a new setup, with a new illustration, describing how his character was somehow transformed into a penis. Not a penis attached to anything, mind you, but just a penis flopping around on the floor, piloting a robot, dressed up like a doll, or seemingly anything else a penis could conceivably do. This would go on for hours on end.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Admittedly, I've spent more time on F-List than I'd like. Occasionally, though, you see the weirdest people imaginable. There was a board on which I spent a great deal of time, on which the same guy would post a new ad for RP every ten minutes like clockwork. It was always a new setup, with a new illustration, describing how his character was somehow transformed into a penis. Not a penis attached to anything, mind you, but just a penis flopping around on the floor, piloting a robot, dressed up like a doll, or seemingly anything else a penis could conceivably do. This would go on for hours on end.

Link this. The one who spoke in this thread is practically a living vagina-penis centipede.

 

[Sanshain]

So anyway, I mentioned stories earlier. Before I go any further, I ought to explain that I first joined F-list on the behest of a friend. The goal was to see how many people I could get to contact me who had quite obviously not taken any time to read my profile at all, or who felt they were The Exception To The Rule(TM).

This is when I learnt that female dominants are about as rare on F-list as water on the surface of the sun. I'm not quite sure what it is about such communities, but the standard populace is around 95% submissive, 50% hermaphrodite/shemale, and a minimum 75% furry. Maybe 5% of the furries on F-list are straight, while the other 95% are a fairly even split between gay, bisexual or pansexual. Thus, I discovered rule 1 of F-list; you will get fucking DELUGED with people begging, pleading, demanding that you dominate them. Even if you are blatantly not the right character type for them, the 'Usually Dominant' or 'Always Dominant' tag will get people forming a line outside your door.

Another amusing thing that I've noticed during my time of F-list is that female characters tend to have far more reasonable, considerate, authoritative players than males. Literally every male character I've had the misfortune to communicate with on F-list has been whiny, clingy, demanding and insanely persistent. There are still some submissive males trying to make contact with my dominant character eight months after first sending them a message.

However, things take a substantial turn for the worse when you realize that F-list has a major market for underage straight male submissives. I've been contacted several times by very erudite, polite people who would really, really love to discuss how we could work up a cracker of a roleplay based around my character molesting a boy aged between 6-10, usually with heavy BDSM kinks involved. Most of these profiles required a minimum of 7-10 lines per emote for such roleplays. The majority of these people took great pains to detail in their profile just how important 'realism' was to them, and how they preferred long-term roleplay with a strong storyline. I could probably find a few of their profiles if I tried hard enough, but I honestly don't want to.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This is when I learnt that female dominants are about as rare on F-list as water on the surface of the sun. I'm not quite sure what it is about such communities, but the standard populace is around 95% submissive, 50% hermaphrodite/shemale, and a minimum 75% furry. Maybe 5% of the furries on F-list are straight, while the other 95% are a fairly even split between gay, bisexual or pansexual. Thus, I discovered rule 1 of F-list; you will get fucking DELUGED with people begging, pleading, demanding that you dominate them. Even if you are blatantly not the right character type for them, the 'Usually Dominant' or 'Always Dominant' tag will get people forming a line outside your door.

To be fair, this is everywhere that has its fingers in kink. Male submisives are overrepresented.

However, things take a substantial turn for the worse when you realize that F-list has a major market for underage straight male submissives. I've been contacted several times by very erudite, polite people who would really, really love to discuss how we could work up a cracker of a roleplay based around my character molesting a boy aged between 6-10, usually with heavy BDSM kinks involved.

Spoiler

 

[Sanshain]

To be fair, this is everywhere that has its fingers in kink. Male submisives are overrepresented.

I've never really understood why. Are there any credible explanations for the overabundance of extreme doormats?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I've never really understood why. Are there any credible explanations for the overabundance of extreme doormats?

Powerful faggotry at work? Case closed.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Man, I love how degenerates like @Anasebiel poorly try to rationalize their disgusting fetishes/fantasies.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The fucking fuck.....

 

[John Furrman]

pansexual

Stop using made up labels.

I've never really understood why. Are there any credible explanations for the overabundance of extreme doormats?

Well, the f-list population sample is shitty and skewed enough already, so you can't draw any solid conclusions. Though, if I had to take a stab, I'd say that they probably started with unaddressed esteem issues that they internalized into their sexuality over years. People tend to compartmentalize aspects of themselves as they grow, and this dude's whites got mixed with the colors in the laundry.

 

[KingofManga420]

Stop using made up labels.


Well, the f-list population sample is shitty and skewed enough already, so you can't draw any solid conclusions. Though, if I had to take a stab, I'd say that they probably started with unaddressed esteem issues that they internalized into their sexuality over years. People tend to compartmentalize aspects of themselves as they grow, and this dude's whites got mixed with the colors in the laundry.

Pansexuals are more real than sergals

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Stop using made up labels.


Well, the f-list population sample is shitty and skewed enough already, so you can't draw any solid conclusions. Though, if I had to take a stab, I'd say that they probably started with unaddressed esteem issues that they internalized into their sexuality over years. People tend to compartmentalize aspects of themselves as they grow, and this dude's whites got mixed with the colors in the laundry.

Trying to figure out crazy's like bashing your head into a wall, IMO.

 

[Red_Rager]

Trying to figure out crazy's like bashing your head into a wall, IMO.

Actually, banging your head against the wall would help you understand crazy from the brain damage.

 

[Roosechu]

@Null, did you add the powerlevel rating after witnessing to this disasterpiece?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

If I thought they were underage I wouldnt have even approached them.
Your friend also hates you now, I think, from what they're telling me.


Because Im a dumbass who acted on panic, it is now about me.

More information in on this:

You do not ask the ages of your partners when engaging in this stuff with them and have not asked the person in question.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

https://www.f-list.net/c/Miss Mana B/

And now - a new one. From An's f-list.

Spoiler: Shield your eyes

.♥Anal/Anal Obession
.♥Balls
.♥Large Asses
.♥Necrophilia
.♥Perverting Innocent Things
.♥Racism
.♥Thick Bouncy Tits
.♥♥Habitual Filthiness
.♥♥Pedo
.♥♥Premature Ejaculation
.♥♥RL Quickshots
.♥♥♥Chocolate!
.♥♥♥Pedophile Exhibition
.♥♥♥Vanilla!

Spoiler: 'Extreme' Description

Her face for one, remains the same except for traces of dried cum in her face, on her nose and on her cheeks, fresh cum glistening all over and in her hair. Just between her lips, thick strings of goopy throatslime and cum from the precious throatfuck that she didn't even bother to swallow down. Down further underneath those toned arms were her damp pits that dripped and stained her top in a dark and off-colored stain. A bush of matted, dripping and wiry armpit hair that was teeming out of the sleeve of her top, and between her fat tits even more traces of thick, gooey and yellow cum. Her own cum, from her constant cock-tugging sessions where she carelessly and brazenly ejaculates all over herself and leaves it to glisten and congeal. At her waist, hugging her even more plump, and downright fat belly, a trail of pubic hair the leads down from her belly button to be hidden under the fabric.. or so it would be if not for that enormous horsedick lifting up that tiny, useless piece of fabric. Her entire, enormous, black colored horse dick, dribbling with cockslime, and throatslime from her last victim. Those thick balls, hanging just underneath, plump and swollen, teeming with black, coarse and dripping pubic hair, oozing with cockslime, sweat, cunt slop, and ass juice, dribbling down her thighs and onto the ground she walks. Teeming hair sprouts up and trails along the insides of her thighs in a black mess of wiry ass hair, muddled and stuffed with oozing ass slime as she walks. Between those huge cheeks, her now downright fat mounds, a burst of anal hair wreathed around her swollen and slightly loose asshole, unable to constrict and stroke at thick cocks, but now slurping and fuck-farting around them, lewd sounds of wet sloshing pumping into her shiter. She couldn't be any more perfect.