Facebook August 19 - One Eyebrow

[Seahorses]

First he made the riddle about being gay. Now he's posting flirty eye pictures to us. It is certainly very come-hither. He does seem happier. Imagine how good you'd feel if a secret you'd been keeping for most of your life was suddenly released.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous?

 

[DH 384]

Psssh, this one's easy. Combined with Mark Cuban, lemon pie (pi...3.14... 3/14), blue bird (otherwise known as blue cock), twister, sphinx, and indian woman, a picture of his eye...when it's bruised it's called a shiner...Shinedown...

Chris blew a Cuban guy on March 14th after playing a passionate game of Twister, while in doggy style and wearing an Indian headdress as Eye of the Storm by Shinedown was playing in the background.

What's next, Edward Nigma?

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

I'm happy that Chris finally has the strength to come out of the closet! I'd imagine it would be hard in a rural Southern city like Ruckersville to be so open about one's sexuality -- Chris' frantic attempts at assuring us that he is STRAIGHT are a testament to that -- but I'm happy that he finally had the courage to act as he really is! I'm sure, as Tubular Monkey suggested, that he feels much happier too. Sure, maybe he doesn't have the courage yet to actually say the words, but such gestures as flirty eye pictures and vibrant pink-and-blue shoes are a small step on the journey.

(As for the not plucking his eyebrows -- well, I can't blame him for that one. I hate tweezing my own eyebrows, personally. I usually just get them waxed every so often when I go to get a haircut, and just pluck to make sure I don't get a unibrow. It saves me from having to do it myself, because I'm lazy like that.)

Also, is that sunlight in the eye picture? I'm surprised. I thought most of the windows would be too cluttered from the hoard to let in much light.

 

[Marvin]

First he made the riddle about being gay. Now he's posting flirty eye pictures to us. It is certainly very come-hither. He does seem happier. Imagine how good you'd feel if a secret you'd been keeping for most of your life was suddenly released.

B-b-but Chris is straight

Nah, Chris actually is gay. Have you been up on his recent facebook stuff?

 

[exball]

I'm happy that Chris finally has the strength to come out of the closet! I'd imagine it would be hard in a rural Southern city like Ruckersville to be so open about one's sexuality -- Chris' frantic attempts at assuring us that he is STRAIGHT are a testament to that -- but I'm happy that he finally had the courage to act as he really is! I'm sure, as Tubular Monkey suggested, that he feels much happier too. Sure, maybe he doesn't have the courage yet to actually say the words, but such gestures as flirty eye pictures and vibrant pink-and-blue shoes are a small step on the journey.

(As for the not plucking his eyebrows -- well, I can't blame him for that one. I hate tweezing my own eyebrows, personally. I usually just get them waxed every so often when I go to get a haircut, and just pluck to make sure I don't get a unibrow. It saves me from having to do it myself, because I'm lazy like that.)

Also, is that sunlight in the eye picture? I'm surprised. I thought most of the windows would be too cluttered from the hoard to let in much light.

He's clearing away window space. All of Ruckersville must now about his open gayness.

 

[CatParty]

First he made the riddle about being gay. Now he's posting flirty eye pictures to us. It is certainly very come-hither. He does seem happier. Imagine how good you'd feel if a secret you'd been keeping for most of your life was suddenly released.

B-b-but Chris is straight

Nah, Chris actually is gay. Have you been up on his recent facebook stuff?

don't even have to look at any recent stuff. his entire body of work is one long coming out letter.

 

[snowkitten91]

That's right, OPL has always been as bent as his .

 

[Tubular Monkey]

don't even have to look at any recent stuff. his entire body of work is one long coming out letter.

The only body Chris is working on is that of the young Cuban man that he's indicated being in a physical relationship with. So much for the no-shirtless policy.

 

[MrTroll]

Now that Chris is finally out of the closet, I just hope that he stops denying himself the joy of pickles. They're delicious and healthy.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

from gaydoc.tumblr.com:

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Now that Chris is finally out of the closet, I just hope that he stops denying himself the joy of pickles. They're delicious and healthy.

Well, I hope that this entire forum takes a much kinder tone to Chris now. We were all only ever upset at him because he was lying about himself. Now that he's come out, I think we need to make this more of a celebration of his gayness. But in our defense, if he had announced his homosexuality now-greater-than-five-years-ago, none of this would have happened.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

from gaydoc.tumblr.com:

Spoiler

Must have been what he meant by "I can feel the cosmos!" Do you see how everything is starting to finally make sense?

 

[Thetan]

The one eyebrow pic was definitely a signal to other gay men. Maybe Chris is broke up with his young Cuban lover, and is looking for a new boyfriend.

Some gay men find eyebrows especially sexy:
http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1757792?forumpage=0

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do any of you guys go to El Agave regularly? If you do, I think you've probably seen the Cuban guy. I wouldn't call him "young" per se but it's not like he's old either.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

5 pages on Chris' eyebrow.

Maybe I'm just being a killjoy but Chris doesn't work, doesn't go to school, only has friends online, and spends most of his day with his ailing mother.

To me, he just seemed bored. So he took a picture of one of his eyes.

 

[exball]

5 pages on Chris' eyebrow.

Maybe I'm just being a killjoy but Chris doesn't work, doesn't go to school, only has friends online, and spends most of his day with his ailing mother.

To me, he just seemed bored. So he took a picture of one of his eyes.

Obviously he's trying to attract a suitable boyfriend free boy.

 

[Thetan]

5 pages on Chris' eyebrow.

Maybe I'm just being a killjoy but Chris doesn't work, doesn't go to school, only has friends online, and spends most of his day with his ailing mother.

To me, he just seemed bored. So he took a picture of one of his eyes.

He needs to try something new. He's already done the 'Love Quest' thing.... how about a 'Job Quest' next? Not holding my breath for that one though.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

5 pages on Chris' eyebrow.

Maybe I'm just being a killjoy but Chris doesn't work, doesn't go to school, only has friends online, and spends most of his day with his ailing mother.

Gays are very good to their mothers. If he weren't gay, he wouldn't be taking care of her.

 

[CatParty]

5 pages on Chris' eyebrow.

Maybe I'm just being a killjoy but Chris doesn't work, doesn't go to school, only has friends online, and spends most of his day with his ailing mother.

Gays are very good to their mothers. If he weren't gay, he wouldn't be taking care of her.

hhhmmm wasn't anthony perkins gay?

 

[Thetan]

5 pages on Chris' eyebrow.

Maybe I'm just being a killjoy but Chris doesn't work, doesn't go to school, only has friends online, and spends most of his day with his ailing mother.

To me, he just seemed bored. So he took a picture of one of his eyes.

Obviously he's trying to attract a suitable boyfriend free boy.

What I find ironic is that the only gay men that would find Chris appealing, are the ones known as 'trolls' in gay parlance. Trolls are the ugly and otherwise udesirable gay men. Attractive gay men, just like attractive straight women, have minimum standards too; standards which Chris doesn't meet.