Facebook August 19 - One Eyebrow

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Engelhardt made this... abomination: http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ and Veronica first tried to white knight Chris and report us to an anti-bully Facebook group (it turned out badly) and then turned into a troll.

HOLY CRAP!

Was the site hacked or is it supposed to be ugly, confusing, and hard to use? My God that's just...awful. I have no idea what I'm looking at.

But ah, that makes a kind of sense. I like how Veronica apparently tried the Vivian route, as if that hadn't been done before. Interesting to see the two of them argue with each other, as if their 'fight' is going to go anywhere.

It's an intentionally bad website to make Chris react in an ABL-Saga sort of way. However, Kenneth is a fucking moron, and Chris probably doesn't know he exists. This website has been updated every single day and the changes made have been committed to a calendar ap near the bottom of the page. It's like reading a serial killer's diary.

 

[JULAY]

Ah at last. the final piece of the puzzle. This is clearly a message and i've figured it out. If you rearrange all the letters in the following:

lemoncake MarkCuban hens twister Indian Sphinx China Smurfette TheMayflower oneeyebrow

You get:

"Empty heterosexual facade. wink, hint, wink. Ol' Anna, she confirms my ruse. Meet 'Bitch reborn anew'".

It all makes sense. Very clever Chris. There are simpler ways to come-out, but that was a good one.

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram-check.html

Yep, confirmed. It's Chris coming out of the closet.

 

[Very Honest Content]

As usual, Chris's lack of ability to read the first forum rule above bites him in that humongous ass of his. This pic, produced for 'trolls,' based on a Christorian's throwaway comment is intended for the wrong audience, but that's not the worst part of this particular faux pas on his part, no the much worse truth is that now the Cwcki has all the reason in the world to add to the "List of things Chris has ripped off," article string, THIS;

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One day soon, the bill will come due though, then he'll be checking into a hotel he won't be allowed to sleep in the lobby of, but will get a good look at the lights in the ceiling, guaran-damn-teed.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Chris being checked into the Smackdown Hotel will be glorious thing.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

Chris being checked into the Smackdown Hotel will be glorious thing.

There's only one wrestler equipped to take down Chris in the cage, and we ALL know who it is.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris being checked into the Smackdown Hotel will be glorious thing.

There's only one wrestler equipped to take down Chris in the cage, and we ALL know who it is.

Yeah. Any wrestler. Even an over-the-hill wrestler in an iron lung could whoop the ass of that frou frou gaybian tomgirl.

 

[CatParty]

I just realized that even Chris's eyebrow is fat.



And gay. (Obviously)

 

[Hunk]

Man, at this rate we can only hope and dream that we'll get the other brow tomorrow.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris being checked into the Smackdown Hotel will be glorious thing.

There's only one wrestler equipped to take down Chris in the cage, and we ALL know who it is.

Ya know something, brother? The Hulkster would gladly take Chris up on that challenge. Even though Chris doesn't train, all the training in the world would not be able to stop the awesome power of Hulkamania. Hulkamania is just too strong for a mere mortal to defeat. Add in the fact that Chris is a fat, lazy, weak human being, and it would be all over before it began. Chris's only line of defense would be his stench, but the Hulkster was able to slam the Earthquake, so Chris's stench cannot be much worse than that, man. Christopher Weston Chandler, the Hulkster is challenging YOU to a steel cage match at Survivor Series. Two men enter, only one leaves. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD RUN WILD ON YOU?!?!

 

[The Dude]

I just realized that even Chris's eyebrow is fat.



And gay. (Obviously)

Everything about Chris is fat, except his little bent penis. That pathetic thing is laughably small. My wife laughed about it for days after I showed her the pics.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris being checked into the Smackdown Hotel will be glorious thing.

There's only one wrestler equipped to take down Chris in the cage, and we ALL know who it is.

Ya know something, brother? The Hulkster would gladly take Chris up on that challenge. Even though Chris doesn't train, all the training in the world would not be able to stop the awesome power of Hulkamania. Hulkamania is just too strong for a mere mortal to defeat. Add in the fact that Chris is a fat, lazy, weak human being, and it would be all over before it began. Chris's only line of defense would be his stench, but the Hulkster was able to slam the Earthquake, so Chris's stench cannot be much worse than that, man. Christopher Weston Chandler, the Hulkster is challenging YOU to a steel cage match at Survivor Series. Two men enter, only one leaves. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD RUN WILD ON YOU?!?!

Don't be a bully, Hulkster.
Getting into a...."fight" with OPL would be like punching a 9-year old girl, then drop-kicking an arthritic grandma, then hitting a downs syndrome kid with shovel, and then double-axe-handle hitting a mansized pile of rotting manure.
You don't get to to fight someone worthy of your skills and you end up coated in DIRTY CRAPPED TURNBUCKLE.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Don't be a bully, Hulkster.
Getting into a...."fight" with OPL would be like punching a 9-year old girl, then drop-kicking an arthritic grandma, then hitting a exceptional individual with shovel, and then double-axe-handle hitting a mansized pile of rotting manure.
You don't get to to fight someone worthy of your skills and you end up coated in DIRTY CRAPPED TURNBUCKLE.

Somebody's got to teach Chris a lesson. It might as well be a Real Patriotic American. But Hulkster, when Chris sees you, we all know what he's going to immediately do. Are you going to be able to handle the smell? Are you really going to pin down a man when the risk of fecal contamination is a very real threat? WHATCHA GONNA DO, HULKSTER, WHEN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER SHITS IN FRONT OF YOU?!?!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Don't be a bully, Hulkster.
Getting into a...."fight" with OPL would be like punching a 9-year old girl, then drop-kicking an arthritic grandma, then hitting a exceptional individual with shovel, and then double-axe-handle hitting a mansized pile of rotting manure.
You don't get to to fight someone worthy of your skills and you end up coated in DIRTY CRAPPED TURNBUCKLE.

Somebody's got to teach Chris a lesson. It might as well be a Real Patriotic American. But Hulkster, when Chris sees you, we all know what he's going to immediately do. Are you going to be able to handle the smell? Are you really going to pin down a man when the risk of fecal contamination is a very real threat? WHATCHA GONNA DO, HULKSTER, WHEN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER SHITS IN FRONT OF YOU?!?!

Brother, if Undertaker could do it to Sid Vicious when Sid crapped his briefs at Wrestlemania XIII, the Hulkster can do it to Chris.

 

[Lady Houligan]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

 

[Heartsweet]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

Chris merely needs a sweet, patient, girlfriend-free joy boy to make him come out of his shell. The kind of caring and handsome man not afraid to make a tomgirl frog into a tomgirl princess.

 

[Some JERK]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

It's classic denial. He "hated" and desperately avoided all men because only a man could truly break his heart. Think about it. How quickly did he get over lost sweethearts? Almost instantly. He's out, yo.

 

[Heartsweet]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

It's classic denial. He "hated" and desperately avoided all men because only a man could truly break his heart. Think about it. How quickly did he get over lost sweethearts? Almost instantly. He's out, yo.

What will honestly push him over the edge and just admit he needs to find a boyfriend and not a girl? How will he give birth to Crystal?

 

[Pikonic]

If only Chris shot his eyebrow in high contrast and in black and white, then we would finally see him as deep and artsy.
Aw who am I kidding?

 

[Some JERK]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

It's classic denial. He "hated" and desperately avoided all men because only a man could truly break his heart. Think about it. How quickly did he get over lost sweethearts? Almost instantly. He's out, yo.

What will honestly push him over the edge and just admit he needs to find a boyfriend and not a girl? How will he give birth to Crystal?

Nah, Chris actually is gay. Have you been up on his recent facebook stuff?

As far as Crystal, gay men have children all the time. Surrogates and whatnot
*COUGH*Anna*COUGH*

 

[Lady Houligan]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

It's classic denial. He "hated" and desperately avoided all men because only a man could truly break his heart. Think about it. How quickly did he get over lost sweethearts? Almost instantly. He's out, yo.

But he's always fixated on men, from Adam Stackman to Mimms to Snyder... my God. It all makes sense now.