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BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Yeah, videos aren't that good. We'd only be seeing what Chris permits us to see. With his facebook leaks we're picking up things he never knew we'd pick up on which just makes the CWCki articles bigger and more numerous.

The day we go back to talking about any new content in video format is the day I quit the internet. I know lots of people on the forum who feel the same way. Chris can't trick us again. He's too stupid.
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Yeah I'd leave the internet too. We can't get any good info from videos because the videos can't be analyzed in depth like his Facebook stuff is. And with Facebook it looks like Christian is finally coming out of the closet as a proud homosexual Tomgirl. I hope he finds a nice boy.
 
DJAndyMD said:
somejerk said:
As far as Crystal, gay men have children all the time. Surrogates and whatnot
*COUGH*Anna*COUGH*
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That would be hilarious
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I believe we have just reached the absolute maximum for a fucked up finishing scenario with Chris. He becomes an open homosexual taking on a feminine role in a relationship with another man that ends up adopting a child named Crystal born from Anna whom is the surrogate mother.

Nothing will ever beat this. Might as well close the forums now.
 
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DJAndyMD said:
somejerk said:
As far as Crystal, gay men have children all the time. Surrogates and whatnot
*COUGH*Anna*COUGH*
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That would be hilarious
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I believe we have just reached the absolute maximum for a fucked up finishing scenario with Chris. He becomes an open homosexual taking on a feminine role in a relationship with another man that ends up adopting a child named Crystal born from Anna whom is the surrogate mother.

Nothing will ever beat this. Might as well close the forums now.
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It's been nice knowing you.
 
I feel as if we're approaching a new era in the Chris saga. All we need is Chris to shout out how straight he is again we'll be back to normal.
 
Kenneth just share-posted OPL a very interesting link. 8-)
 

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Fialovy said:
I have no idea why you guys automatically think Chris is gay from this, but yeah... it's a very random picture.

It's a shame that, that new Sailor Moon series got delayed until the fall...
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The riddle clarified that Chris was gay, and what's followed has confirmed it. We can now look back at things he has said and done and see how they all relate to him being a gay man living a lie until just a few days ago. Regarding the eyebrow specifically, he was giving the men in the forum the flirty winks that he's mentioned in the past. Sonichu was his gay self trying to tell the world what he couldn't come out and say. And of course, My Little Pony is gayer than crap. It all fits. And I won't stand for anyone gay bashing Chris. He has rights, and we need to start supporting them.
 
Furina said:
I wonder if this is the first tentative step by Chris towards making videos again. Maybe, a few months now, he post a video in which he smugly declares victory over us for tricking, trolling and fooling us all this time with his meat-headed riddles. I'm not sure I like smug Chris...
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Really cant blame chris for being smug these days. When every tom dick and mary makes thread for every mundane shit about chris his ego will be boosted. FFS there is now a thread about him swimming
 
This is a clear sign that Chris wants to come out of the closet as gay.
 
Pikimon said:
This is a clear sign that Chris wants to come out of the closet as gay.
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Oh yeah. I mean we all knew he was homogay a long time ago. It's nice to see that he has finally come to grips with his raging homosexual hormones. I think Bob passing away really opened the door to his closet since Bob wouldn't be able to give him a hard time for being a gayboy.
 
The Dude said:
Pikimon said:
This is a clear sign that Chris wants to come out of the closet as gay.
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Oh yeah. I mean we all knew he was homogay a long time ago. It's nice to see that he has finally come to grips with his raging homosexual hormones. I think Bob passing away really opened the door to his closet since Bob wouldn't be able to give him a hard time for being a gayboy.
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Chris will have a much easier time finding casual sex now that he's gay. Barb doesn't want Chris to be gay because he'll truly be happy, and she will still be miserable and alone. Lots of gay men in Ruckersville anxiously await a meeting with the new, gay Kaka Apple Chrissy to whisk him off his feet!
 
Well if Chrissy wants to be whisked off his feet he better start dating body builders. :D







cuz he a fattie!
 
milkshark said:
The Dude said:
Pikimon said:
This is a clear sign that Chris wants to come out of the closet as gay.
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Oh yeah. I mean we all knew he was homogay a long time ago. It's nice to see that he has finally come to grips with his raging homosexual hormones. I think Bob passing away really opened the door to his closet since Bob wouldn't be able to give him a hard time for being a gayboy.
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Chris will have a much easier time finding casual sex now that he's gay. Barb doesn't want Chris to be gay because he'll truly be happy, and she will still be miserable and alone. Lots of gay men in Ruckersville anxiously await a meeting with the new, gay Kaka Apple Chrissy to whisk him off his feet!
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In all seriousness.... I showed a couple of pictures of Chris to two of my gay guy pals. Needless to say, they weren't too impressed. Plenty of eeews and OMFGs (mostly they just laughed). They were especially amused that Chris labors under the delusion that he's absolutely irresistible to gay men, so much so that da dang dirty homos are always trying to get him to veer off the straight path. I wish that I'd had the presence of mind to get it on film.
 
Don't expect him to stay fat much longer. He was just overeating all these years because staying in the closet made him depressed. I think that mound is really going to start shrinking from now on.
 
milkshark said:
Chris will have a much easier time finding casual sex now that he's gay. Barb doesn't want Chris to be gay because he'll truly be happy, and she will still be miserable and alone.
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Alone because he is controlled by his domineering, miserable mother. This is actually pretty depressing.
 
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