Facebook August 19 - One Eyebrow

[Pikonic]

But... but what of his noviophobia? How can his Love Quest 2.0 succeed if he's afraid of boyfriends?

It's classic denial. He "hated" and desperately avoided all men because only a man could truly break his heart. Think about it. How quickly did he get over lost sweethearts? Almost instantly. He's out, yo.

But he's always fixated on men, from Adam Stackman to Mimms to Snyder... my God. It all makes sense now.

They say narcissists can only truly love themselves. So it's obvious Chris wants to be with Liquid. I mean, he sang to him...5 times.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brothers, we are through the looking glass here!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Brothers, we are through the looking glass here!

Reading that in Hogan's voice made my night.

 

[Null]

Brothers, we are through the looking glass here!

It gazes into us.

 

[soIregistered]

Ia he crying?

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

oh hai veronica

Looks like Chris removed the one eyebrow message (or set it to private).

Seems like he's been lurking here a lot more lately.

What was the one eyebrow message? I feel like I'm having a slow in the mind moment.

 

[snowkitten91]

This one:

Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!

(Singing)
"One... Eyebrow".

 

[Tubular Monkey]

oh hai veronica

Looks like Chris removed the one eyebrow message (or set it to private).

Seems like he's been lurking here a lot more lately.

What was the one eyebrow message? I feel like I'm having a slow in the mind moment.

His gay flirty-winkings.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'm a bit proud of Chris. This is unusually clever for him. Emphasis on "for him" because the bar is pretty low. If a 12 year old did it I'd think he/she was a bit spergy. Although I feel like I'm giving him too much credit because I'm imagining he feels like some kind of puppet master and getting off on what should just be a small joke.

Either way I respect Chris for coming out of the closet. He'll be so excited when he finds out about that app that informs you of all the guys nearby who are ready to hook-up.

Feel the cosmos, Chris. Feel them all.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Oh! You mean Grindr? Yes, Carlos Chantor aka Kaka Apple Chrisp will be a hit there.

 

[milkshark]

Oh, wow! Chris took a comment of mine and ran with it. I feel so honored!

Your handle and avatar on this board were most likely irresistible to Chris.

 

[José Mourinho]

Chris has deleted the message on Facebook.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris has deleted the message on Facebook.

There's no renouncing your gayness now, Chris. Just as you can't put toothpaste back into the tube, you can't put the openly-gay autistic manchild back in the closet. Deleting your Facebook post won't undo your True and Honest Fabulous Declaration of Homosexuality.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

What was the one eyebrow message? I feel like I'm having a slow in the mind moment.

It was random-access nonsense. Chris thinks he's blowing everyone away with clever riddles, but really we see it and because there's no solid message to take out of it, we just don't give a shit. Chris is stupid.

 

[Male]

Moral of the thread: Chris still doesn't understand sarcasm

 

[Furina]

I wonder if this is the first tentative step by Chris towards making videos again. Maybe, a few months now, he post a video in which he smugly declares victory over us for tricking, trolling and fooling us all this time with his meat-headed riddles. I'm not sure I like smug Chris...

 

[Fialovy]

I have no idea why you guys automatically think Chris is gay from this, but yeah... it's a very random picture.

It's a shame that, that new Sailor Moon series got delayed until the fall...

 

[José Mourinho]

I wonder if this is the first tentative step by Chris towards making videos again. Maybe, a few months now, he post a video in which he smugly declares victory over us for tricking, trolling and fooling us all this time with his meat-headed riddles. I'm not sure I like smug Chris...

Nah, we will be very, very, desperate if we talk about new videos uploaded by Chris.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Yeah, videos aren't that good. We'd only be seeing what Chris permits us to see. With his facebook leaks we're picking up things he never knew we'd pick up on which just makes the CWCki articles bigger and more numerous.

The day we go back to talking about any new content in video format is the day I quit the internet. I know lots of people on the forum who feel the same way. Chris can't trick us again. He's too stupid.

 

[CatParty]

“ Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts"


also, it may be his "special attack"