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JULAY said:
Kosher Dill said:
We'd even discuss his autism papers if we were truly desperate.
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Yeah, we call him a fat autistic manchild, but I'll bet he isn't even autistic.
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Chris isn't autistic. It's just a lie his parents told him to cover up the fact that they had no control over their idiot son. There's no Autism Papers. He's never seen them. It's all a ploy for him to act as horrible as he wants and get away with it.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
This is probably through encouragement by Anna and that kid.

In Chris' mind, he's royally fucking with us and sending everyone into waves of confusion and hysteria as we desperately try to figure out his genius riddles. In reality, he's just being a dumbass, as usual.
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Oh, absolutely.

But what Chris doesn't realize is that if no one can find any meaning in what he says, then it's because he doesn't know how to communicate.

This eyebrow message doesn't have any obvious meaning, therefore he's just being a dumbass, as you said.

I also do wonder if he's just really, really starting to want attention. Because between this and the revealing himself to be gay in those riddles, he is trying hard to engage with us, rather than forget about us as he always claims to want to do.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Anchuent Christory said:
This is probably through encouragement by Anna and that kid.

In Chris' mind, he's royally fucking with us and sending everyone into waves of confusion and hysteria as we desperately try to figure out his genius riddles. In reality, he's just being a dumbass, as usual.
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Oh, absolutely.

But what Chris doesn't realize is that if no one can find any meaning in what he says, then it's because he doesn't know how to communicate.

This eyebrow message doesn't have any obvious meaning, therefore he's just being a dumbass, as you said.

I also do wonder if he's just really, really starting to want attention. Because between this and the revealing himself to be gay in those riddles, he is trying hard to engage with us, rather than forget about us as he always claims to want to do.
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We're all that he has besides Barb and the occasional meaningless asspat on Facebook.
 
Captain Cid said:
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe that Chris has once again admitted to being homosexual with this post?
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Oh he has. The "One Eyebrow" is a classic gay pube styling. He's just letting us know how he prefers his men.
 
I'm guessing Chris is truly a lesbian trapped in a man's body so he starts to act and dress up like one. Well, help me out here since I don't know too many lesbians these days. Either way, well, lets just say he's gay. Oh wait a second he's way to sexually confused about himself.
 
You think he'd pluck and shape them if he's such a proud Tomgirl, but then there's a lot of things he should be doing if he wanted to "Tomgirl" right.

I actually have to agree that there might not be any autism papers, not any real ones. I think that his parents probably went to some Patient First or equivalent and some overworked and burnt out doctor just said "hey, this kid has autism because we're not equipped to really diagnose anyone". No seriously, I'm actually starting to think that these don't exist to the extent that the CWCki is making them out to be. He never got truly diagnosed by anyone and the doctor in 2004 just sort of took him at his word. It actually would be very Borb-like for them to sort of make a big production of this sort of thing. Heaven help Chris if he ever has to prove he's autistic instead of just batshit crazy and lazy. I doubt Barb even has the keys anymore and I'd bet that bugs have crawled into the cabinet and made a nest out of all of the papers.
 
Hasharin said:
Midnight Kissy Bull wrote in previous Facebook post thread:

We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.
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So, Chris is just fucking with us.
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I guess we were wrong. Fatty does read the forums that carefully. Maybe we can scare him off by threatening to arouse him with PVCC's hoarded cocks.
 
I guess he just scrolls down every page of thread that interests him (or picked completely at random), and pays attention to random posts. Just look at his Facebok gallery of screencaps.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
This is probably through encouragement by Anna and that kid.

In Chris' mind, he's royally fucking with us and sending everyone into waves of confusion and hysteria as we desperately try to figure out his genius riddles. In reality, he's just being a dumbass, as usual.
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Is this him trying to fuck with the trolls? I thought it was just him being a dumb fuck in general.
 
Hasharin said:
I guess he just scrolls down every page of thread that interests him (or picked completely at random), and pays attention to random posts. Just look at his Facebok gallery of screencaps.
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That's exactly what he does. It's all he can do since he has no idea how to participate in complex, multi-person conversations.
 
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One does not simply walk into 14 Branchland Court. *yawn*
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Hasharin said:
I guess he just scrolls down every page of thread that interests him (or picked completely at random), and pays attention to random posts. Just look at his Facebok gallery of screencaps.
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That's exactly what he does. It's all he can do since he has no idea how to participate in complex, multi-person conversations.
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If he's going to look at our threads he should might as well participate. What's the worse that could happen?
 
random_pickle said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
Hasharin said:
I guess he just scrolls down every page of thread that interests him (or picked completely at random), and pays attention to random posts. Just look at his Facebok gallery of screencaps.
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That's exactly what he does. It's all he can do since he has no idea how to participate in complex, multi-person conversations.
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If he's going to look at our threads he should might as well participate. What's the worse that could happen?
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sperg city, then lock
 
CatParty said:
random_pickle said:
If he's going to look at our threads he should might as well participate. What's the worse that could happen?
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sperg city, then lock
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From his perspective, the worst thing that can happen is wasted effort.

Every minute spent writing a post is a minute not spent getting PSN trophies.
 
First he made the riddle about being gay. Now he's posting flirty eye pictures to us. It is certainly very come-hither. He does seem happier. Imagine how good you'd feel if a secret you'd been keeping for most of your life was suddenly released.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
First he made the riddle about being gay. Now he's posting flirty eye pictures to us. It is certainly very come-hither. He does seem happier. Imagine how good you'd feel if a secret you'd been keeping for most of your life was suddenly released.
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B-b-but Chris is straight :(
 
exball said:
Tubular Monkey said:
First he made the riddle about being gay. Now he's posting flirty eye pictures to us. It is certainly very come-hither. He does seem happier. Imagine how good you'd feel if a secret you'd been keeping for most of your life was suddenly released.
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B-b-but Chris is straight :(
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obviously you didn't see the new shoes....
 
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