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[XYZpdq]

it's insane rage like this that makes me wish he still made comics

 

[Stalin]

Wat.

Chris has done it. He's gone off the deep end. Hell, this isn't even the deep end, this is a dive into the ocean of mental instability.

 

[pickleniggo]

Christ's sake, I don't encourage people to buy shit for Chris but someone get him the goddamn DVDs he's bitching about, maybe he'll shut up about Megan if he gets the damn DVDs.

Fuck no! DVDS ARE EXPENSIVE.

 

[Judge Holden]

it's insane rage like this that makes me wish he still made comics

Keep praying to Clyde, The Hulkster, and the Holy Troll Trinity and you may yet see a "Revenge Saga" in sonichu as chris takes bloody vengeance on all of us sinners

 

[DJAndyMD]

This may be a little off-topic but I noticed that he is posting from Clover Hill, VA. Seems like we may have a new hangout for him. Then again, I checked a map and....that is really far, almost near West Virginia.

 

[Judge Holden]

This may be a little off-topic but I noticed that he is posting from Clover Hill, VA. Seems like we may have a new hangout for him. Then again, I checked a map and....that is really far, almost near West Virginia.

Assflan is on the move it seems

 

[NegaCWC]

Wow, when I saw the first post in this thread I thought this had to be some kind of a parody, that some ween kid was trying to make fools out of all of us. Than I went to Chris's facebook and saw that he actually wrote this. OPL has become a sad parody of himself.

 

[José Mourinho]

Christ's sake, I don't encourage people to buy shit for Chris but someone get him the goddamn DVDs he's bitching about, maybe he'll shut up about Megan if he gets the damn DVDs.

However, they must be sent to Chris person-to-person or in the mailbox. Otherwise, Chris will complain again.

 

[Zim]

Silly Chris. Doesn't he know that Queen Megan only responds to videos addressed to her?

 

[Optimistic]

This post is so off the walls I almost wonder if he actually believes all this stuff, or he's just saying the meanest things he can think of to try to bait Megan into a response. Since mislabeling someone and making their imaginary characters do things against their will is the worst thing you can do to someone in his mind, maybe he's childishly hoping that Megan will leap to Megagi and Megtune's defense and he'll finally be back in contact with her.

Or he's impotently tard-raging as usual with no ulterior motive. Who knows?

Still, as obsessively as he seems to want to talk to her again, it amuses me to imagine what he would do if Megan just showed up on his doorstep one day and said, "Alright Chris I'm here. Let's have this out. What do you want to say to me?" He would either:

1. Start crying and shit his pants.

2. Slam the door, run inside and hide, then later post a rant on Facebook about how he somehow "won" the encounter.

3. Sic Barb on her.

4. All of the above, none of which would actually involve explaining his feelings to Megan, rationally or otherwise. Because he is a coward.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Im not sure if he is growing more and more apeshit insane by the day or if this is his usual self but I forgot he always was at this "crazy-hobo-screaming-at-people-on-the-street" level...

This post has everything...delusional paranoia, talking to imaginary sonic recolors, lego vodoo, using his dead ones just to make a point, shifting blame for his shitty life, etc...

On top of that he totally thinks that the vodoo crap and the Megan's shitty character stuff would hurt Megan or anybody older than 5 for that matter...Supossing that Megan is even reading his rants to begin with, wich its pretty unlikely. Yeah, Chris, im sure Megan is devastated of you stripping her of his "powers" (If I remember correctly, she explicity told him to not put her in the comics back in the day)


As if being autistic and an utter moron wasnt enough...now Chris is oficially batshit crazy.


P.D: He seems way more upset about his girly anime dvds than "having his heart broken" or even his father's purportedly death-by-trolling

 

[Shadow Fox]

And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today!

Imagining Chris as Simba and Megan as Scar with an army of hyenas backing her up. Hyweenas, if you will.

 

[Judge Holden]

And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today!

Imagining Chris as Simba and Megan as Scar with an army of hyenas backing her up. Hyweenas, if you will.

YES!!! We need to make Hyweenas a rank name for newbies

However your scenario is predicated on chris having a vast army of lioness gal pals to back him up

 

[Overcast]

And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today!

Imagining Chris as Simba and Megan as Scar with an army of hyenas backing her up. Hyweenas, if you will.

Megan: "I'll let you in on a little secret: *goes over to his ear* I killed Bob".

 

[Cwckifan]

Christ's sake, I don't encourage people to buy shit for Chris but someone get him the goddamn DVDs he's bitching about, maybe he'll shut up about Megan if he gets the damn DVDs.

He'll stop tardraging if he gets the DVDs, in much the same way he became a mature adult when he had sex

 

[José Mourinho]

Timon & Pumbaa should be Sonichu & Rosechu. Or William and Anna.

 

[Lunachu]

Makes me wonder if Chris would freak out if somebody created lego voodoo of him.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Oh Chris, and my therapist thinks I got issues...

 

[Judge Holden]

Makes me wonder if Chris would freak out if somebody created lego voodoo of him.

Im suprised he hasnt already blamed his troubles on damn trolling voodoo dolling NIGGERS

 

[CWCissey]

Today's the day that Chris officially lost it, congratulations JERKS and GOT-DANG ASSESUALS, you are witnessing Christory!