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[Lunachu]

Or you could even say that he speaks of megagi in the way a parent would tell his kid something like "well, superman gets disappointed when he sees kids being mean, superman wants the kids to be good with the rest of the people" but that would be a concept way too mature, and way too complex for chris... chris as lost it, but not totally, oh no, he still can get even worse...

Gawd... I can't believe I'm about to bring up My Little Pony....

Still, isn't it ironic that Fatty claims to be such a big fan of the show, and yet, none of its message of tolerance, respect for others, generosity... etc. seems to have made any impression on him. Which leads me to suspect that he may have other reasons for watching the show (shudder).

I'm sure he has somewhat picked up on the message, but only that these are the ideals people should be displaying towards him.

 

[Ahffline]

I believe that Fatty is a potential threat to himself and others, whether he acts consciously on this or not. Take the Game Place incident, for example. While I don't believe that he went there with the express intention of hitting Michael Snyder with his car; it still happened and the man was injured. Somebody as emotionally unstable and volatile as Fatty is bound to get someone hurt some day. It's just a matter of time.

He's like a volcano venting before an eruption - Mount Chrisuvius.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He's made my day once again

 

[MayMay]

You know, what child wouldn't eventually make up imaginary friends to talk to if their only contact with other people was ranting on Facebook and trying to have conversations with their obsessive, crazy old mom? Not to defend Chris, but I really don't think this constitutes mental illness. Isolation just does things to children/adult autistic children.

Well, that is the most rational explanation. Dunno what's up with the lego voodoo curses though, I'm not even sure that such sheer stupidity is even possible, or I have too much faith in humanity I dunno.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think you're both digging too deep into something that isn't there. I'd say it's more likely that Chris, an autistic person who has been brought up to believe he should always get what he wants, is now at a point where he has nothing that he wants and is angry about that but does not know how to cope. Barb may also go off on angry diatribes about people or things when she's pissed off. Chris learned he should do the same when he's frustrated. The Megagi comment is probably, as someone else mentioned, just Chris trying to hurt Megan with a childish jab. I mean, he was beating up Mary Lee Walsh is Soul Caliber and pretending it mattered long before any of this.

History has shown the best approach in understanding Chris is to just assume he's really stupid.

Yeah but... oh God. The thing is... Man. Ok. Chris tells Megan that he's discussed this with the cartoon character, which suggests that Chris doesn't think that Megan would find it weird that he's done this. The fact that he doesn't feel the need to explain to her that this is something that he can do says a lot. In other words, talking to cartoons is completely and utterly real to Chris. Something that doesn't even need to be explained to others. He's gone. He's just gone. I hope the authorities get him before he intentionally or accidentally hurts or kills anyone.

 

[Hitler]

I made up a modern Bible verse based on Chris.


One day Satan went up to God and challenged him.
"Even with all your power, I bet you cannot create a bottomless pit on this Earth."
Satan boasted, sure that he had outsmarted God as any hole in the Earth would eventually end on the other side of the planet and thus stop being a pit.

"Such a thing is a trifle for me"
God proclaimed and as soon as he willed it, the bottomless pit appeared.
Satan, not believing God, dove into the pit but after falling for such a long time, teleported himself back to God and conceded it was bottomless.


The next day Satan went up to God and once again challenged him.
"Even with all your power, I bet you cannot fill the bottomless pit with dirt."
As the pit was bottomless, Satan was sure it was impossible to be filled.

"I can do such a thing with ease."
God said and dirt started to fall from the sky into the pit.
Satan watched confidently as dirt fell into the pit but eventually dirt had piled up all the way to the opening of the pit and Satan bitterly slunk away.


The third day Satan approached God and made one more challenge.
"In all your infinite power, even you cannot make a man who could dig all the way through the dirt in the bottomless pit."
Satan's confidence was beginning to falter and in his heart he felt he would have to repent to God and return to serve him if God could make such a man.

"I..."God paused, "can..."
God looked to the pit filled with dirt and then to Satan.
"But I'm gonna need your help."


And from then on, that third day would be known as CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!




-Adolf 4:20

 

[Null]

god bless you hitler

 

[Shadow Fox]

Gawd... I can't believe I'm about to bring up My Little Pony....

Still, isn't it ironic that Fatty claims to be such a big fan of the show, and yet, none of its message of tolerance, respect for others, generosity... etc. seems to have made any impression on him. Which leads me to suspect that he may have other reasons for watching the show (shudder).

I'm sure he has somewhat picked up on the message, but only that these are the ideals people should be displaying towards him.

And he no doubt thinks to himself as he's watching, "Mm, sure is a good thing that I'm practicing love and tolerance to errybody like the ponies say I should!"

 

[Donald Duck]

I think you're both digging too deep into something that isn't there. I'd say it's more likely that Chris, an autistic person who has been brought up to believe he should always get what he wants, is now at a point where he has nothing that he wants and is angry about that but does not know how to cope. Barb may also go off on angry diatribes about people or things when she's pissed off. Chris learned he should do the same when he's frustrated. The Megagi comment is probably, as someone else mentioned, just Chris trying to hurt Megan with a childish jab. I mean, he was beating up Mary Lee Walsh is Soul Caliber and pretending it mattered long before any of this.

History has shown the best approach in understanding Chris is to just assume he's really stupid.

I'm more inclined to believe that the Megagi thing is less him being batshit crazy and genuinely believing he was talking to a cartoon and more him being childishly stupid and thinking that Megan is as obsessed about her creation as Chris is about his recolours and by telling Megan that her own creation hates her, he has somehow hurt Megan as badly as he would be whenever someone draws Sonichu as a homo or a pickle on Rosechu. It really highlights just how pathetically impotent he is when the most significant method he can come up with to hurt someone is through a cartoon character they likely don't even remember.

 

[Male]

All because Megan won't talk to him.
Does Chris know that once Barb drops he's gonna be in a world of shit? Is that why his only concern right now is getting what he believes to be retribution?

 

[Bigguy28]

I can't wait until he starts running around town in just his bra and panties screaming Megan's name while running up to random people demanding to know where Megan is. Ok that might be a bit far-fetched, he won't be running.

 

[asperhes]

Marvin writes, "Oh no, this wasn't someone trolling him. I mean, maybe it's possible, but I don't remember any of the private evidence suggesting that. Chris is ranting about Megan on his own."

In his September 24 Facebook post, Chris wrote, "Just received in an email from the Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine," referring to Megan. This is what sparked his ongoing histrionics. Is there anyone on this forum who believes that this was the real life Megan? Chris has been duped once again. He's not dredging up Megan from the distant past, he's reacting to a low-intensity trolling effort.

 

[ExtraPickles]

Sooooo... is Megan aware of any of this recent Chris-Chan rage directed at her? Or is he just ranting and raving on FaceBook to an audience of of people who don't even really know who Megan is?

Or does Chris just believe that since pretty much anything he puts on the Internet falls into troll hands, by ranting and raving on FaceBook it will eventually reach Megan the "Troll Queen?"

Either way, I feel terrible for Megan (assuming she ever gets wind of all this). I mean, if we're all disturbed by Chris's rant, I can only imagine how creepy it must be to her... especially given that this isn't the first time she's been on the receiving end of Chris's full-blown lunacy...

 

[LordCustos3]

Christ's sake, I don't encourage people to buy shit for Chris but someone get him the goddamn DVDs he's bitching about, maybe he'll shut up about Megan if he gets the damn DVDs.

Nonsense.
The yawning pit of emotional need would just see any capitulation as a sign to escalate the conflict.

Also, there is something delicious about knowing that he is screaming his threats into the void. Megan doesn't even acknowledge he exists, so his demands will be met with a cold, empty silence.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris has officially gone off the deep end

A number of forum posters with inside information have made the claim over the past year that Chris has wised up to the point where it's impossible to troll him over the internet or the phone. It's been said that the only way you could conceivably troll Chris nowadays would be for a woman to show up at his doorstep.

Events over the past week have shown that this is not the case. All of this tardraging at Megan has obviously been triggered by someone posing as her and sending him at least one email. Look at how little trolling effort it has taken to turn Chris into a gibbering lunatic. He remains as gullible as ever, the most easily trolled person in the history of the universe.

How long before someone takes the next obvious step, and Chris begins to receive official correspondence from M.L. Walsh?

Oh no, this wasn't someone trolling him. I mean, maybe it's possible, but I don't remember any of the private evidence suggesting that. Chris is ranting about Megan on his own. Oh, and then he gets cranky when his friends disagree about his Megan theories. Chris is still a lot better at avoiding trolls online. Not entirely, but he's definitely learned some common patterns in troll behavior that he can avoid.

Brother, Chris did mention she emailed him. But we all know she wouldn't email him, so it must've been a troll

 

[LordCustos3]

it's insane rage like this that makes me wish he still made comics

Keep praying to Clyde, The Hulkster, and the Holy Troll Trinity and you may yet see a "Revenge Saga" in sonichu as chris takes bloody vengeance on all of us sinners

Oh no!
He'll make Lego Effigies of us all and....SHAKE THEM!!

Be still my beating heart.
The dread is overwhelming.
How will I ever cope?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

A toast to the new Saga.

May the future contents be grand.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you.

Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you!

If you didn't know who wrote this stuff you'd probably guess this is some young child throwing a temper tantrum after falling out with a friend. Certainly not a 31 year old man talking about someone he hasn't had contact with for several years.

 

[HandBanana]

Brother, Chris has officially gone off the deep end

He's been off the deep end for years, Hulkster. OOOOHHHHH YEA! DIG IT!

 

[Pikonic]

Earlier today I said I was speechless. I'm just blown away, but then something happened...
I had a vision after eating some bad Wendy's and met Megagi.
She had some interesting things to say.
1. She despises the name Megagi and wishes to be called by her true and honest name, Spunky Skunk.
2. She hates Chris
3. She still trusts and respects Meg
4. She hates Chris.
5. She doesn't really wish Megan was never born, and thinks its stupid two entities existence should be erased because Chris's life might be somewhat easier.
6. She hates Chris.
7. She doesn't, never has, and never will, love Bionic.

Then the Sailor Senshi showed up to tell me they adore Meg and are proud of how she handled an untrue friend, stood up for herself, and moved on.
So Chris lied.