Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[JarlaxleBaenre]

I doubt Rhodes cares. Not that he should.

 

[Spork]

When he talks about Chris and Matt trying to take down the CWCki Is he still referring to Chris Rhodes? When OPL commented on a friend's status and talked about the people he wanted to hang out with he listed Chris Rhodes as one of them. This was odd because it was a week or two after it was verified that Rhodes was no longer on OPL's friends list. So that means Rhodes deleted Chris after the exchange they had about the Walmart banning and as of a week or so ago OPL still didn't notice.

When it comes to his claim of a Chris and Matt helping him take down the CWCki it has to be a different Chris. Unless OPL is full of shit and is claiming to have support from someone he hasn't even realized deleted him from his friends list..

I don't think Chris could process the connection between "These people no longer wish to associate with me" and "Since they no longer wish to associate with me, they will stop doing the things I asked them to do". Failing that, he's probably blocked out the memory of the stress Chris Rhodes gave him over the Wal-Mart thing.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

He coulda blurted out the name of any woman with short-to-medium length brown hair.

He'll throw the honor and dignity of a real live woman under the bus to protect the honor and dignity of a make-believe cartoon character.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Let's pray that he makes a video ordering his Failbook followers to take down the CWCKI and the forums.

 

[tehpope]

I think he was pretty aggressive with it. He wanted to gift her a Nintendo DS and (I think) Diamond or Pearl (that'd have been worth $200 or more) in one of the emails, but she refused.

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr33 ... rls_01.jpg

If I gave you Pokémon Diamond and Pearl/
Would you be a happy Boyfriend-Free Girl?

You sir win the Internets for today. If I could give you a million thank yous, I would.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I doubt Rhodes cares. Not that he should.

He doesn't. That's what makes it kind of funny. Rhodes saw Chris in action and went "NOPE" then unfriended him. Meanwhile Chris is so self-absorbed he didn't notice Rhodes vanishing and even tried to make it seem like Rhodes is backing him. Facebook autofinishes a person's name if you start to type out their name and they're on your friends list. Notice it did that for Matt but not this Chris person. He was trying to drop Rhodes name but didn't realize why his name didn't autofinish.

Chris doesn't know Rhodes unfriended him and he tried to use him in a lie. Chris is an asshole.

 

[IceCube]

Hey, not trying to rain on your parade here, but I'd like to ask you a favor. Do you think that maybe you could edit the names of Chris's friends out of the image? These people haven't had anything to do with Chris in thirteen years, and they really don't deserve to get or drawn into his personal drama.

Nice catch though!

Edit: By friends I mean his high school friends , not Waterhead and the ass-patting squad.

Second Edit: Then again, Fatty made this a public post, so it's obvious that he doesn't respect his friends privacy. He's basically using them as troll bait.

Yeah, I figured, since it was a public post, there was no need to censor anything. As you say, Chris doesn't give a shit about his friends' privacy. If his post is taken down though, we should censor the names then. That feels like the right thing to do. Right now, if anyone wants to get to Chris's poor friends and spam on him, they can just look at his public Facebook to get the names. Let me know if he takes the post down/removes the names, and I'll edit my post with epic black boxes.

Although I must say, as much as idiots who troll/pester Chris's innocent friends annoy me (people like Anna or William Elliott Waterman don't count; they're awful enablers), maybe in this case, it'll help them to realize what they're getting into by letting Chris back into their lives. Still not gonna spam at the poor things, though. Besides, they can see for themselves what kind of person Chris is when he threatens to drop dox on an innocent managerjerk, or admits he drew porn of his only friend to avoid the urge to rape her. :/

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

He coulda blurted out the name of any woman with short-to-medium length brown hair.

He'll throw the honor and dignity of a real live woman under the bus to protect the honor and dignity of a make-believe cartoon character.

You forget, Chris thinks she exists in some form of reality. Imaginary blood is thicker than water.

 

[Duke Nukem]

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

He coulda blurted out the name of any woman with short-to-medium length brown hair.

He'll throw the honor and dignity of a real live woman under the bus to protect the honor and dignity of a make-believe cartoon character.

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real." I know this is Chris we are talking about but the fact that he threw a real person under the bus in favor of the daughter he will never have...ah, the words don't exist.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real." I know this is Chris we are talking about but the fact that he threw a real person under the bus in favor of the daughter he will never have...ah, the words don't exist.

I think it has something to do with Chris's entirely wrong interpretation of Everett's many-worlds model. If there are parallel universes, surely the cartoon Sonichu must exist in at least one of them.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real." I know this is Chris we are talking about but the fact that he threw a real person under the bus in favor of the daughter he will never have...ah, the words don't exist.

I think it has something to do with Chris's entirely wrong interpretation of Everett's many-worlds model. If there are parallel universes, surely the cartoon Sonichu must exist in at least one of them.

Just like there is a universe where I end up as a power ranger.

I've always wondered about the nature of Chris's belief of CWCville. Is he jealous there is a God-mode version of him? By creating a world where he has everything, does it make reality that much more mundane and painful for OPL? The MLW incident, where Sonichu wanted to talk to her. Was the voices a hallucination or a daydream?

Black, BTW. They tend to be more badass.

 

[A-№1]

I think it has something to do with Chris's entirely wrong interpretation of Everett's many-worlds model. If there are parallel universes, surely the cartoon Sonichu must exist in at least one of them.

On the contrary, I think Chris would reject Everett's model outright; parallel universes imply that Chris isn't the center of everything.

 

[QI 541]

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real." I know this is Chris we are talking about but the fact that he threw a real person under the bus in favor of the daughter he will never have...ah, the words don't exist.

I think it has something to do with Chris's entirely wrong interpretation of Everett's many-worlds model. If there are parallel universes, surely the cartoon Sonichu must exist in at least one of them.

Just like there is a universe where I end up as a power ranger.

I've always wondered about the nature of Chris's belief of CWCville. Is he jealous there is a God-mode version of him? By creating a world where he has everything, does it make reality that much more mundane and painful for OPL? The MLW incident, where Sonichu wanted to talk to her. Was the voices a hallucination or a daydream?

Black, BTW. They tend to be more badass.

More like Chris believes he is the God-mode version of himself in the comics. He wishes CWCville and Sonichu were all real so he can feel like a real god rather than a crayola god.

 

[Spork]

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real." I know this is Chris we are talking about but the fact that he threw a real person under the bus in favor of the daughter he will never have...ah, the words don't exist.

I think it has something to do with Chris's entirely wrong interpretation of Everett's many-worlds model. If there are parallel universes, surely the cartoon Sonichu must exist in at least one of them.

It's a lot simpler than that. He saw Who Framed Rodger Rabbit when he was young and nobody ever tried to disabuse him of the notion that fictional characters didn't exist in parallel universes where they were compelled to act out any story written about them.

 

[Varis]

It's amazing how he hasn't made the connection between Shecameforcwc.jpeg and his feelings about fanart that depicted him as a homo.

 

[Watcher]

It's a lot simpler than that. He saw Who Framed Rodger Rabbit when he was young and nobody ever tried to disabuse him of the notion that fictional characters didn't exist in parallel universes where they were compelled to act out any story written about them.

You need to understand Occam's Razor to really properly understand Chris. Except it's more like the stupidest alternative is usually the right one.

 

[spaps]

Chris isn't a lost cause. Chris is the lost cause. I mean, it's been six years and he can't seem to figure out why drawing pr0ns of the closest thing you have to a friend is bad? Yet he still thinks Megan is at fault for leaving him?
Fuck you, Chris, for being a massive shithead who thinks that he's never at fault for anything.
Fuck you, Barb, for warping Chris's perception to think that he's always the victim.
Fuck you, Anna and the asspatters, for continuing to make him think he's the victim, and probably making him even worse.
And fuck you, guy who thought Blues Brothers 2000 was a good idea, just because.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real." I know this is Chris we are talking about but the fact that he threw a real person under the bus in favor of the daughter he will never have...ah, the words don't exist.

I think it has something to do with Chris's entirely wrong interpretation of Everett's many-worlds model. If there are parallel universes, surely the cartoon Sonichu must exist in at least one of them.

I believe in parallel universes myself, but I don't think they can affect each other the way Chris thinks. And cartoons in parallel universes? Well, I suppose it's possible, but nothing you do here in Reality will affect them.

And A No. 1: If we were to explore the parallel universes in search of all the Christian Weston Chandlers in existence, I'm pretty sure it would turn out much like Rimmer from Red Dwarf. I wonder what his "Ace Rimmer" equivalent would be?

 

[Descent]

Nothing degrading or offensive was meant originally by the art piece

So by that logic Chris wouldn't have a problem if the cwcki page and forums had this picture permanently featured. Not that I'd want to see that everyday, but clearly it would be alright with Chris.

Off topic, but I can not stress this enough. Chris needs to move out of 14BLC and get a place with Anna. It is the optimal situation for him. Anna has shown so much care and concern for Chris that it makes the most sense. She can help him with all of his Megan drama in a close, personal, offline way. Besides, in her opinion Chris is amazing, so he would be a amazing roommate/lover.

Could you imagine if field agents started telling Chris that they heard that Anna said she'd take him in when his mother dies?

"ANNA IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED!"

 

[A-№1]

And A No. 1: If we were to explore the parallel universes in search of all the Christian Weston Chandlers in existence, I'm pretty sure it would turn out much like Rimmer from Red Dwarf. I wonder what his "Ace Rimmer" equivalent would be?

But that's just it. Chris cannot tolerate the idea of there being more than one Chris. Just look at the Liquid Saga. He is the One and Only, True and Honest, high functioning autistic creator of Sonichu AND NO OTHER. And he will jump and scream and play plastic toy guitars and freak the hell out at anyone who suggest otherwise.

There are no other realities to Chris than the one he makes up for himself as he goes a long to suit his current whims, and anyone who disagrees is a dang, dirty troll.