Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Again, although I don't want this to sound like a trolling plan, I think it would be hysterical if somehow a rumor got started that Anna and Chris were an item.

The fanart that would ensue

I just imagine the combined effects of Chris thinking he has an asspatting heart sweet, and Anna being embarrassed at having to deal with Chris as he really is.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Anna is exactly like every other friend Chris has ever had - she's a mortal enemy in the making. Anna is just slightly better at wrapping him around her finger.

 

[LordCustos3]

Again, although I don't want this to sound like a trolling plan, I think it would be hysterical if somehow a rumor got started that Anna and Chris were an item.

The fanart that would ensue

I just imagine the combined effects of Chris thinking he has an asspatting heart sweet, and Anna being embarrassed at having to deal with Chris as he really is.

Man, how many minutes would pass between Chris arriving (to become Anna's roommate) and his leaving (after being thrown out by Anna?)
"Get outta my House NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

...and Anna can and would change the locks.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Man, how many minutes would pass between Chris arriving (to become Anna's roommate) and his leaving (after being thrown out by Anna?)
"Get outta my House NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

...and Anna can and would change the locks.

It's to hilarious to think of her best friend facade dissolving little by little with every dirty crapped brief she finds left to stew around the apartment

 

[pickleniggo]

....she began destroying my Soul, Emotions, Heart, Mentality, and My Good, Clean Life!!!

No Chris, that was Barb who took care of that.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

....she began destroying my Soul, Emotions, Heart, Mentality, and My Good, Clean Life!!!

Chris has ascribed the loss of no-longer-present-positive-attributes to an awful lot of people over the years, hasn't he?

 

[Globe]

I think he was pretty aggressive with it. He wanted to gift her a Nintendo DS and (I think) Diamond or Pearl (that'd have been worth $200 or more) in one of the emails, but she refused. The Parappa contest is the best example though, since Chris wanted to give Megan a PSP and a trip to Seattle because he was openly convinced she'd finally sleep with him if he did so.

Yeah, this is part of the reason I'm doubting the veracity of this claim about the "gifts" and the zune. He bought her a DS and she insisted that he return it. I know Chris usually only lies about stupid little shit, but what's in the emails really flies in the face of some of the stuff he's saying.

As for what Chris actually posted, what can I say? It's pathetic and disgusting, but if that's a new discovery for anyone on this forum, they haven't been paying attention. "Pathetic and disgusting" is pretty much what defines this guy. Take for instance the post Cyan raged about earlier;

Literally; I really liked her pretty face and cute bod. But she turned out to be a totally unappreciative bitch.

He whines and whines and whines about unrequited loyalty and being manipulated and all this is other shit, then caps it off by acknowledging that his interest in her was purely shallow and superficial. But still, he somehow wants to be angry at her for not "appreciating" that.

Honestly, every new rant Chris puts on facebook makes it more and more obvious that he's completely deserving of the miserable, bleak life he's leading right now.

 

[rocket]

Borb gave him a way to not feel responsible or guilty for the Megan fiasco, and he has clung to it like a drowning man

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Literally; I really liked her pretty face and cute bod. But she turned out to be a totally unappreciative bitch.

He whines and whines and whines about unrequited loyalty and being manipulated and all this is other shit, then caps it off by acknowledging that his interest in her was purely shallow and superficial. But still, he somehow wants to be angry at her for not "appreciating" that.

Honestly, every new rant Chris puts on facebook makes it more and more obvious that he's completely deserving of the miserable, bleak life he's leading right now.

Chris doesn't rate people's personalities with any depth if at all. To him, women are things for him to admire and paw at while they giggle like some anime girl. He is incredibly simple-minded and has only the narrowest understanding of social interaction. Untreated autism and Hoardzilla's personality have made him 100% Chris-centric, where only his own horny child desires matter. Following Chris is like watching a train climb a very tall mountain, fly off the tracks, crash in the valley, and then slowly start climbing up the same mountain again.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

She goes against so many of the standards you set for women in your dating advertisements (thin, tall, she is neither of those things).

Hey Anna, if Chris could find YOU attractive, then he can easily find Megan attractive. J/S.

Yeah because Anna is a supermodel. I don't know how I glossed over this but god damn is this a total cunt move.

EDIT- Apparently it was Waterhead that said it. Sarcasm towards Anna and calling out Megan based on looks being a cunt move still apply.

 

[DH3000]

June 25th 2006:
So why do you keep getting too close and touching me? I REALLY don't like it at all. I know you said cause you have feelings for me and it's hard for you. But (I'm sorry, this sounds mean) you really need to try and get over it.

July 15th 2006:
I'm just a little mad that I have to keep telling you to PLEASE stop touching me! It's like you're not wanting to listen to me! I tell you, then you say ok, but eventually you're back to the same tricks, and this time I really MEAN IT!! Even my other friends don't like it and think it's weird. So once and for all could you PLEASE STOP? You KNOW I don't like it so why do you keep doing it? It's not like you're gonna try and soften me or something.

So, I don't wanna have to tell you again or I might get really angry. Cause you know unwanted remarks, or advances to a girl is Sexual Harassment and I don't take that lightly. Ok? So can you understand now?

April 30th 2007:
PLEASE minimize your touchy-ness. You KNOW WELL I dislike it, and I keep reminding you.

August 8th 2007:
When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrasment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Off topic, but I can not stress this enough. Chris needs to move out of 14BLC and get a place with Anna. It is the optimal situation for him. Anna has shown so much care and concern for Chris that it makes the most sense. She can help him with all of his Megan drama in a close, personal, offline way. Besides, in her opinion Chris is amazing, so he would be a amazing roommate/lover.

She would just use him for his to pay down her debt. She'd use him like every other woman ever because she's a cooze. Also she wouldn't make with the China because "Yeah I'm a lesbo Mormon or some junk."

So Barb without the hoarding ?

 

[DH3000]

I can't believe Chris tagged a bunch of his high school classmates in this!

 

[A-№1]

Yes, Chris used that language, but you also have to understand Chris doesn't really know what rape is.

Chris knows that rape is when you have sex anyways when the other person says no. He's very stupid, but he's not that stupid.

What Chris doesn't understand, or refuses to understand, is rape is still bad even when it's him doing it. He'll admit to rape, but try to say it's OK and justified because she owed him sex.

Man, how many minutes would pass between Chris arriving (to become Anna's roommate) and his leaving (after being thrown out by Anna?)
"Get outta my House NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

...and Anna can and would change the locks.

Not many minutes. But once she was rid of Chris in real life and he was safely back in Virginia (or wherever so long as it's very far away from her), she would go right back to ass-patting to get back on his good side on the internet.

 

[RV 229]

She goes against so many of the standards you set for women in your dating advertisements (thin, tall, she is neither of those things).

Hey Anna, if Chris could find YOU attractive, then he can easily find Megan attractive. J/S.

Hilarious, but that was watermelon who said that.

Aww, damn. I can't believe I misread that. Thanks.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids

Since the trolling was his own causing, wouldn't he be referring to his own worst mud, muck and bodily fluids ?

Thats an image no one needs.

 

[The Dude]

online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids

Since the trolling was his own causing, wouldn't he be referring to his own worst mud, muck and bodily fluids ?

Ffffff...dammit CatParty! Go to your room!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I can't believe Chris tagged a bunch of his high school classmates in this!

Watching a naive buffoon try to amass an internet army never stops being funny.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I am of the opinion that Chris is incapable of love. He is only capable of lust.

What about Patti?

Bestiality jokes aside, no he didn't love her. Chris loves only himself. He hates everyone and everything else unless he thinks he can somehow use them to fulfill his desires.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

When he talks about Chris and Matt trying to take down the CWCki Is he still referring to Chris Rhodes? When OPL commented on a friend's status and talked about the people he wanted to hang out with he listed Chris Rhodes as one of them. This was odd because it was a week or two after it was verified that Rhodes was no longer on OPL's friends list. So that means Rhodes deleted Chris after the exchange they had about the Walmart banning and as of a week or so ago OPL still didn't notice.

When it comes to his claim of a Chris and Matt helping him take down the CWCki it has to be a different Chris. Unless OPL is full of shit and is claiming to have support from someone he hasn't even realized deleted him from his friends list..